Tag Archive: T-shirts

Calling Nurse Sha Rizel

June 13, 2013 by Elliot James

Now on-sale at your favorite mag shop.

“Calling Nurse Sha Rizel!”

“There are a few thousand patients waiting for your attention.”

That’s what a hospital’s public address system would be blaring if Sha Rizel were actually a real nurse.

So maybe Sha is better off being a now-famous SCORE model and TV celebrity than toiling in hooter hospital.

But patients and aspiring patients can dream.

Starts tomorrow at SCORELAND.

Where does it hurt?

Girls who have big boobs wear the funniest T-shirts

December 20, 2012 by Elliot James

SCORE Girls, Voluptuous Girls and XL Girls don’t really need to wear funny sayings and slogans on their T-shirts to attract attention. I’m going to be focused on their chests, anyway, until they tell me, “Hey, my eyes are up here!”

But it gives me a kick to read ’em!

Problem is, they stretch their shirts out so far that it can be hard to make out what the words are.

Crystal’s shirt is “I’m N Luv Wit A Stripper” (A rap song by T-Pain.)

Chelsea’s is “Biggest Is Best”

That’s two of the reasons I love ’em.

I urge all models visiting SCORE to wear funny T-shirts so we can snap a shot.

Here’s a selection from SCORELAND.

Crystal Gunns

Chelsea Charms and H-cup Jane

Colt 45

Cynthia Romero

Sunshine

Vixen LaMoore

Felicia Clover

 

 

Stuff on a SCORE editor’s desk

October 2, 2012 by Elliot James

We just mailed the bra signed by Jasmine Shiraz to the winner of her bra giveaway contest in the October ’12 SCORE magazine. The winner is a mag subscriber and lives in Canada. Mr. J.H. didn’t say what he would do with it. Jasmine’s bra cups are too big to be used as ear muffs during those Canadian winters.

Jasmine’s tit-sling is one of several dozen bras, signed magazines and DVDs we’ve shipped to random contest winners over the past five years. In June, we had that huge 20 For 20 20th Anniversary contest and gave away lots of goodies. That got me to thinking about a topic that evolved into this Blog.

We all collect things on the job over time.

Whatever you do, you probably collect some objects related to your job.

I do, too, but the things I collect are just a bit different from what an auto mechanic or a bartender might save.

This is some of what I have on or in my desk at the SCORE office.

20th Anniversary SCORE cap. The Mexican wrestling mask was used in a Minka and Kayla scene for the DVD SCORE Xtra 5.

SCORE windbreaker.

A figurine sculpted by artist The Great Razooly, a charter SCORE reader. He was profiled in the October '94 edition.

 

Another view of Tom Razooly's work. Artist, dance club owner and TV horror host in Blocksburg, California.

Boob Cruise 1997 T-shirt signed by all the models on the sailing. Never worn, of course.

A SCORE license plate. Girls with big boobs wave when they see this.

In praise of sloe-eyed women

May 3, 2012 by Elliot James

Do heights or big-boobed women make you dizzy?

Aspen doesn’t need to wear a T-shirt with the saying, “My eyes are up here.” Odds are you were drawn to them. She has that special look in her almond-shaped eyes that seems to have a magnetic power.

Now posted in SCORELAND‘s Voluptuous Dressing Room section, Aspen poses in a high-rise pad, the Miami skyline in the background.

Huh? What background? There’s something else in the photo besides Aspen?

Which reminds us of a story Aspen told us.

“There was a guy that I had gone to school with for several years, and he was talking to me in the hall at school one day, and like most guys, he was talking straight to my boobs. He did that for about five minutes. Then he said, ‘You know, you have the prettiest green eyes,’ and I put my hand under his chin and lifted his face and said, ‘Honey, my eyes are blue.'”

Maybe that shirt’s slogan isn’t a bad idea.

“Aspen always gives me what I want,” S.G. recently wrote to “Scorecard.”

I agree with him.

Tanks a lot!

February 7, 2012 by Elliot James

Melissa Manning: made for tank tops.

Today, I want to rant and rave about my #1, all-time favorite top for SCORE Girls to wear.

The humble tank top.

I’ve included a few examples worn by some bodacious tank commanders.

Sandra Star: German tank commander.

The perfect tank top is chest-clinging and tight and made of thin cotton with very thin spaghetti straps. If some belly is showing because her breast shelf stretches it out, all the better but not necessary.

A tank top is something they will never let a woman wear on my most hated TV show ever, What Not To Wear. You may have caught this abomination on the badly misnamed The Learning Channel. Hosts Clinton and Kelly take a woman who dresses scantily and skimpily (“inappropriately,” in their view) and turn her into a PC frump at the urging of family and friends. If they get the occasional hot babe, I tune in to check her out in the first half before they ruin her. A few years ago, they ruined a real estate agent who loved showing off her body and wore plaid, coed miniskirts and belly-exposing tank tops to the office.

Micky, Gya and Terri Jane: girls you’d like to get tanked with.

In a SCORELAND poll about favorite outfits a few years ago, tank tops and tight sweaters both earned 15% of the votes while T-shirts earned 5%. Thirty-percent of you preferred bras and 23% chose bikinis. Evening gowns, which have no place in my perfect world, earned 13%.

I expected tank tops to do much better in the survey because girls can wear them pretty much everywhere. Braless girls wearing tank tops in the summer…you can’t beat that. But I also like the tank-top-over-a-bra look, a real cleavage builder. Hey, I’m a dog. I admit it.

Alexa: Another German tank commander.

We’re always on the lookout for girls who can fill out a tank top like these girls can. Beshine excepted because she’s one in 100 million or higher.

If you spot a tank commander, SCOREModelsWanted wants to know about her!

Beshine: Germany’s taking over this Blog.