June 23, 2017 by Dave
Jimmy finds himself at the junction of Rachel's big naturals.
Rachel Raxxx returns to SCORELAND today to tit-fuck Jimmy and suck and fuck his cock. Jimmy ends up glazing her rack, which is what a tit-man should do when he’s fucking a girl like Rachel.
Of course, not many girls are like Rachel. She’s a teen, she’s a super-stacked natural and she fucks on-camera. I betcha she’s the only girl in her neighborhood who can say that.
Over at XLGirls.com, Canadian brickhouse Roxee Robinson fucks again. She’s Nurse Big Tits, and she has the cure for what ails her patient.
On a slightly related subject, remember that TV show Petticoat Junction from the 1960s?
I actually watched an episode the other day, and I couldn’t believe the sexual innuendos. The show takes place at the Shady Rest Hotel in Petticoat Junction. And the train that passes through is called the Hooterville Cannonball.
Yeah, Hooterville!
The hotel is run by Kate Bradley and her three daughters, Billie Jo, Bobbie Jo and Betty Jo.
Busty daughters, I should add. And although the show never says so explicitly, they seem to be fucking passengers who get off the train. If you ask me, the Shady Rest is a brothel and Kate Bradley is the house mother.
The show’s theme song: “Lot of curves, you bet, even more when you get to the junction.”
Yeah, even more. The Bradley girls’ big tits and blow jobs.
It’s amazing the stuff I missed when I was a kid.
March 21, 2013 by Dave
The game can wait, buddy.
Scarlet LaVey is sitting on the couch with her SCORELAND boyfriend. She’s reading a book called Porn Star Secrets of Sex, although I think she already knows. The way to be a goddess is to sit on a couch with your legs spread and your tits popping out all over the place. He’s watching TV, although he’s quickly distracted by what Scarlet is doing with herself. He’s trying to watch the playoffs (maybe March Madness, which started today), but he gives up quickly.
“Babe, it’s the playoffs, but you’re better,” he says to Scarlet.
And away they go!
I’m guessing that something like this has happened to many of you (although probably not with a girl like Scarlet): You’re trying to watch a game, and your girlfriend distracts you. This happened to me many, many moons ago, and you know what’s funny? The thing I remember most is that when the distraction started and I turned off the TV, my team (the New York Rangers) were losing, and when we were done (no wise remarks about it being a minute later), they were winning. I actually tried to convince my girlfriend that having sex during a Rangers game was good luck.
I’m figuring that if the girl is as hot as Scarlet, I’m turning off the game even if it’s Game 7 of the Stanley Cup Finals or the NCAA Finals, even if my team is playing, even if they’re winning. My sliding scale goes like this:
DD-cups or larger: Will turn off any sporting event.
C-cups: Will probably turn the sound down and keep an eye on the game.
B-cups: Will turn off a regular-season game but not an important one.
A-cups: Might turn off a pre-season game or might just keep the TV on and keep an eye on the game.
“Scarlet LaVey: Sports Or Big Tits” goes live today at SCORELAND.
February 19, 2011 by Elliot James
Mandy was originally a beautician before she became a model.
Over in Great Britain, Mandy Pearl (one of the reasons Great Britain is great) is part of the cast of a new dating show on the ITV channel called Take Me Out. The once-prolific dating shows in the USA like Blind Date and The Fifth Wheel have tanked, but we’re glad to see they’re still going strong in the UK. In this tribute to male humiliation, a single guy looking for a date tries his luck on a bunch of hot chicks, including Mandy. They signal their disinterest by switching off a light at their podiums. That gives the host (Sir Paddy McGuinness) the chance to say his trademarked phrase, “No likey, no lighty.” The rejected boob eventually takes his pick of the girls who haven’t switched off their lights. Sounds like fun if you enjoy seeing your fellow man cut to size. Definitely not as much fun as watching Mandy in Hooter Hotel and her vids and pix at SCORELAND, but we’re glad TV producers recognize talent.
A friend of Mandy’s who is a SCORE reader encouraged her to send in her snaps to BeASCOREModel.com. Good man! Send us your big-boobed friends too. They’ll be well-cared for and go home with loaded purses.
