Word scholars teach that “makin’ hay” is short for “making hay while the sun shines.” That saying comes from the fact that it’s difficult to make hay in rainy weather. It changed over the years to “grabbing an opportunity when it presents itself.”
There’s also “making hay” or “a roll in the hay” to mean fucking or making-out. The place where the mythical horny farmer’s daughter takes the farm hand to bang his brains out. I think a roll on the hay makes more sense. (I don’t know anyone who ever fucked in hay. That’s gotta sting.)
I have hay on the brain because the studio manager brought Dave, Karl (a new editorial assistant) and me to check out the studio set for today.
We have a special guest today who has that hot and sweet country girl thing going on, so they built a set for her.
That reminded me of some other famous SCORE and Voluptuous models who’ve baled out on us in barn and stable settings.
Vanessa Montagne made a different kind of country girl. My favorite French cowgirl came to SCORE while on vacation in Florida. This photo set was published in Buxotica #98, a special edition magazine from SCORE.
Vanessa hits the hay in her heels.
Susie Wilden is no hayseed. The blonde barn-burner from London had given many a black eye with those super-natural hangers she used to swing around. We were sorry to see her retire.
Susie looked ready for that roll on the hay, not in it.
This uber-famous XXX foursome with Christy Marks and Terry Nova from the DVD Busty Riding Academy was published in the May ’09 SCORE.
Christy and Terry rolled in the hay and made their day.
Stacey Owen was discovered dancing at the Stringfellows club in London in the summer of 1987 by glamour photographer Peter Kay. She became one of the most-popular big-bust models of the late ’80s and early ’90s.
Stacey Owen has an unusual way of playing guitar.
Cherry Brady put the hee-haw and the yee-haw into her country babe layout from the May 2004 Voluptuous. Luckily, the hay didn’t ignite.
Cherry saddles up. Well, she put her feet up on a saddle.
In the spring of 2007, we invited Bea Summer to join the SCORE staff and a group of models in Eleuthera, The Bahamas. Bea is German and had just started modeling in Germany. At the time, she was working as a hotel receptionist.
There were some passport/visa issues at the airport and they wouldn’t let her catch her flight. As a result, she wasn’t able to get to Eleuthera and missed the week. That really sucked. It’s also one of the worst feelings because the staff has invested time, money, care and planning, and a model is being blocked from her goals.
I’m positive that trip would have been a game-changer for Bea’s modeling career if she had been able to join Lorna Morgan, Christy Marks and the other girls. I can only imagine the photos and videos she would have made on that great beach and with girls like Christy.
Bea appeared in SCORE three times in 2008 and then dropped out of sight. It was a shame because her slim-n-stacked bod is just right.
Then, just a few weeks ago, a couple of sets arrived from Germany. One of them is posting at SCORELAND tomorrow. Bea is back.
Bea basically looks the same. Her hair is dyed jet-black now and she has a piercing over her lip, but her big-boobed bod is still the same. Which is good news.
I am happy to Blog that Terry Nova is back at SCORELAND and getting things hard in fresh adventures. I’ve been waiting a long time.
The video now showing at SCORELAND has a creampie finish, but what really caught my attention is how feisty Terry is. She seems very sweet at first and then switches to a very aggressive, teasing mood. When her sex date reaches out to touch her, she slaps his hand away. He does it again as she jiggles her boobs a foot away, and she slaps his face with an open hand. Hard! There’s no music overlay, so you can hear it. The guy even looks surprised. Of course, Terry eventually gives him what he wants, but not before she pummels his face with her tits so hard, she leaves nipple craters on his face. There’s also some deep, hard nipple sucking that you’ll see in this clip.
I’ve never seen Terry this way. She’s usually the quiet and shy type, almost a wallflower. I like this forceful, bad girl Terry Nova.
And if you missed it at SCOREVideos.com, Terry is Nurse Big Tits with hooters and a body that makes her patient very impatient for a big-boob wellness check. Another great pornicative scene from a great SCORE babe.
It's not my imagination. Katarina is bustier than before.
Terry Nova: Still quiet, still stacked, still fucking.
Katarina Dubrova returns to SCORELAND today, kicking off a two-week stretch of brand-new videos and photos, all shot within the last several weeks, of some of our long-time favorites. I don’t know about you, but I always like to see how girls have developed, changed or re-invented themselves over the years.
First, Katarina. I first saw her in Hungary in 2008. She was slim, stacked and beautiful. She’s still slim and beautiful, but the good news is that she’s more-stacked than ever. Check her out today and tomorrow at SCORELAND.
Next, Terry Nova, who, as Nurse Big Tits, sucks and fucks tomorrow at SCOREVideos. Terry is now a slim ‘n’ stacked SCORE Girl all the way, and I’m glad to report that she hasn’t lost an ounce of boob meat from those fabulous, pendulous floppers. I think her tits might be even fuller than they were before. If you miss Terry at SCOREVideos, you can see her April 10-13 at SCORELAND.
Next, Sharon Pink. A real gem. One of my favorites. A busty Czech blonde who’s beautiful and loves to fuck. Tall, slim and stacked. I don’t think anything has changed about Sharon other than her cock-sucking skills, which have improved measurably, as in inches. She can now take almost an entire porn cock down her throat. Sharon takes on two porn cocks next Thursday and Friday at SCORELAND.
And I can’t leave out our old friend Veronika, SCORE and V-girl since 2004, a babe who changes her hair color like some people change their clothes. Veronika, who returned to SCORELAND earlier this month, is a blonde again, but her need for cock will never change.
Sharon Pink is still stuffing her tits into tight tops.
My need to see these busty Euro chicks will never change.
Writing in SCORE about a pictorial of Terry Nova that will appear in an upcoming issue, I wrote, “[Terry] sits down on a dockside bench and leans forward to let her hangers hang. Look closely…Check out where the hanging starts (above the tops of her thighs) and where it ends (nearly at the bottom of her thighs). These aren’t just tits. They’re natural mega-tits, and Terry just might be the bustiest Czech natural ever.”
This got me thinking about perspective in big-boob photos, particularly photos of Terry Nova. We might know that a girl has big tits, but when she can easily drape them on both sides of her thighs (or a guy’s thighs) or tit-fuck them with her arm, we know they’re REALLY big. When a girl is on all fours and, without even leaning forward, her tits graze against the floor? HUGE! These visual aids enhance our appreciation of a girl’s assets.
Here are two photos of Terry Nova from SCORELAND. I’m not saying you should analyze every photo you see, but in this case, a little thought actually enhances the experience. In the photo to the left, Terry is leaning forward slightly, and yet she’s able to mash her tits between her knees. Now, I’m just guessing here, but I’m going to say that 90% of the women in the world would have to lean a lot further forward to get even a little bit of their breasts between their knees. But that’s not all with Terry. Her tits hang much further down, beyond mid-thigh. Just for the heck of it, sit down, spread your knees the way Terry is and lean forward just a bit. Then check out how much room there is between the top of your chest and the middle of your thigh.
Next, the photo to the right. Again, try to simulate the position Terry is in (legs out, turning her body to her left). Again, check out how much room there is between the top of your chest and whatever you’re sitting on. In this case, Terry’s right breast goes to mid-thigh and her left breast nearly brushes the couch.
In both of these photos, Terry is in a relaxed position. She isn’t going out of her way to make her tits hang any lower. They just do it on their own.
And that’s putting tits in perspective. You may return to mindless jacking now.
I like a beer-drinking woman, especially when she’s hoisting one over bare cleavage mounds.
What is it with the spilling?
I think babes and beer is an unbeatable combo.
Did you know:
Canadian scientists claim that more than 43% of women drink beer weekly.
Women drink 25% of the beer in America.
Many brewers in ancient times were women. By the 1700s, many European brewers were women.
Women are more attracted to specialty beers than the major brands.
Ninkasi is the name of the Sumerian Goddess of beer in ancient times. She gave the world the secret of beer brewing.
The Zulu Goddess of beer is named Mbaba Mwana Waresa.
In Slavic and Baltic mythology, Raugutiene was known as the Goddess of beer.
Gya not only drinks beer, she lines up her next one.
The Great Yorkshire Brewery in the UK brews a black lager called Yasigi named after the African Goddess of beer, “known for her love of partying and extremely large breasts.”
Kaiser Wilhelm II allegedly wrote, “Give me a woman who truly loves beer and I will conquer the world.” (History proves that didn’t work out too well for him.)
It would be the greatest day of your life if Renee showed up at your table like this.
St. Pauli Girl is the best known but there are other beer brands with girls on their labels such as Southern Star Bombshell Blonde, Middle Ages Double Wench and (I’m not kidding) Coney Island Sword Swallower.
In the ’90s, I wrote in SCORE‘s “Boob Beat” column about an entrepreneur in Newport Beach, California who started a beer company called Wanker. Sexy bikini girls were printed on the Wanker bottle labels.
Siri likes good head.
The combination of babes and beer always brews good spirits in me. Here are a few of my favorite hot SCORE and Voluptuous Girls in a beery mood.
Kerry Marie's birthday is December 9. She's with Lorna Morgan in this photo from Key Largo in 2001. UK girls like beer.
The candid cleavage camera of SCORELAND‘s Boob Bloopers returns, selected from SCORE‘s hooter haul of tittillicious tatas, magnificent mounds, naughty norks, boobalicious bristols, bouncing bumpers and jumping jubblies. SCORE Girls do the funniest things.
Sophie is always ready to lend a hand.
Give Terry a pair of big balls and she's happy.
Maxi Mounds is always in search of new experiences.
What’s SCORELAND2 all about? Well, one of the things it’s all about is $9.99 a month for photo/video updates five days a week and an archive of some of the best scenes from SCORELAND, SCOREVideos.com, XLGirls.com and many of our other websites. You won’t find any new stuff at SCORELAND2 (everything is at least two years old), but you’ll find lots and lots of great big-boob stuff (solo and hardcore) to jack to. And, like I said, it’s all just $9.99.
SCORELAND2 is also about having something for every big-boob lover…a wide variety of girls and scenes…so things never get boring. I think the upcoming week at SCORELAND2 is something to get excited about on many levels.
Monday: Jenny Hill and Sammie Black, two of the great black ‘n’ stacked naturals of the 1990s, two girls whose naturals boobs are as big and floppy and pliable as any I’ve ever seen, go tit-to-tit in one of only three or four scenes they shot together. There was true chemistry between Jenny and Sammie, perhaps because when they met, it was like, “Really? There’s another girl out there who’s built like me?”
Tuesday: Maria Moore, one of the greatest plumpers ever, puts on a spectacular cleavage show then sucks and fucks in one of her earliest hardcore scenes. It’s amazing that the lucky dude who porks her wasn’t suffocated by her massive mammaries. I just checked, and according to XLGirls.com, Maria has FF-cups. No fuckin’ way. They’re much bigger.
If all secretaries looked like Michelle May, executives' marriages would last about two weeks.
Wednesday: Michelle May, during her first visit to our studio, as a super-stacked secretary. Cleavage pouring out of a top as she sits as her desk. Amazing shots looking up at her soft, plush, firm rack. What a view!
Jayden Prescott on her first day of nude modeling, ever. Back home: her loving husband.
Thursday: Jayden Prescott, slim ‘n’ stacked reader’s wife, a girl we first introduced on the Blog on October 1, 2009, a girl who had never posed nude or even been a stripper, does the thing that made her so special: First day in the studio, she not only fucks a total stranger, she takes his cock in her tight little ass. Jayden’s a little lady, and to this day, I still don’t know how she fit that cock in her butthole. First time out of the box, first time in the box.
Friday: Christy Marks and Terry Nova in their barnside four-way with two dudes from Busty Riding Academy. I was in Hungary during that shoot, but I wasn’t at the stable that day. Unlucky me, I was watching Jasmine Black, Melissa Mandlkova and Kristy Klenot splash water all over each other and have a catfight. I know, tough job.
And so completes a great (but typical) week at SCORELAND2: super-naturals in girl-girl action, a great plumper fucking, a stacked girl-next-door putting on an amazing tit show, a reader’s wife taking it up the ass and two of the most-popular naturals ever in four-way hardcore action.
That’s a lot to look forward to. And did I mention? Just $9.99.
Eva Notty is the 11th-greatest SCORE Girl ever. Says who? Says you!
SCORELAND‘s “20 for 20” 20th anniversary celebration has reached the halfway point. Today, the 11th-greatest SCORE Girl of all -time (as voted by SCORELAND members) was announced, and her name is Eva Notty. So, to recap, the results so far:
No. 20: SaRenna Lee
No. 19: Venera
No. 18: Natalie Fiore
No. 17: Danni Ashe
No. 16: Sharday
No. 15: Terry Nova
No. 14: Lorna Morgan
No. 13 Angela White
No. 12: Valory Irene
No. 11 Eva Notty.
Who will be in the Top 10? Who will be No. 1? We’ll continue to reveal the results day by day, climaxing on June 29 with the name of the greatest SCORE Girl ever.
Surprises so far? Well, kind of, but not really. When reviewing the history of SCORE and the all-time popularity of models (meaning how popular they were during their prime), SaRenna Lee should be in the Top 5 and maybe in the Top 3. Few models have been so important to SCORE. But I’m not surprised she came in at No. 20 because members these days have clearly expressed their preference for naturals over the mega-busters of the 1990s. I am kinda surprised that Sharday was No. 16. I thought she’d be higher, but the thing is, she never appeared in any videos. If she had, she might have been Top 5.
I will tell you that I know the remaining results, and there are some surprises to come, especially at No. 7 and Nos. 2 and 3.
SaRenna Lee, one of the most-popular SCORE Girls ever (and one of the most important in the mag's history), finished No. 20 in the "20 for 20" voting.
What have we learned so far? Well, we already knew that the big-boob lovers of today prefer naturals. It would be easy to say that they have short memories, but when you examine the results, you’ll see that a lot of the girls in the first 10 (and many who are to come in the Top 10) debuted more than 10 years ago. So new vs. not-so-new has not been an issue.
Finally, so far, there has been wide disagreement between SCORELAND members and SCORE readers. Already, five girls not picked by mag readers have found their way into SCORELAND‘s Top 20: Natalie Fiore, Terry Nova, Angela White, Valory Irene and Eva Notty. I already knew that website members and mag readers were different, but I didn’t think they were this different.
One more thing we’ve learned: Elliot and I might have gone a bit nuts with the gift-pack giveaway trivia questions. Seems as if each day has been tougher than the previous one. “Which girl did not appear on Howard Stern’s TV and radio shows?” Were we kidding? The answer (from among Kellei G, Casey James, Linsey Dawn McKenzie and Dawn Stone) was Dawn Stone, and I wish I had a dollar for everyone who guessed Kellei G. I think today’s questions are a bit easier (What is Christy Marks’ favorite restaurant?), but we’ll see about that.
Oh, well. We’ll try to be easier on you guys in 2022. Meanwhile, enjoy the rest of “20 for 20.”
Big, heavy boobs pressed against glass is one of my favorite tit tricks. We used to have a specially constructed table made out of super-thick glass that we photographed some of the girls on. They could stand on it, too, so the photographer could shoot straight up. (Not that we believe in the glass ceiling.)
Tits-against-glass shoots are also done with glass shower doors and car windshields. They work really well with car wash sets and videos.
For the boob-squishing shots in Nancy Navarro’s strip and oil pictorial, the photographer had Nancy press a sheet of glass against her boobs. I think this picture from Nancy’s set would make a pretty nice desktop background. For your home PC, that is. I’m not sure about it on your office computer if you use one at work.
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Here are the answers to the “20 for 20” SCORE anniversary contests for Days 3 and 4:
Day 3
1) Whose first SCORE hardcore scene was a threesome? Chloe Vevrier
Chloe did her first hardcore BGG scene in London with “Russian” Kathy and Kathy’s boyfriend at the time, a regular dude named Matt who boffed them both. Lucky guy. Chloe plays a masseuse who comes to rub Kathy, and rub they did.
2) In 2002, Autumn-Jade returned to SCORELAND following a growth spurt that saw her bra size go from a DDD-cup to an…I-cup
3) Which redheaded SCORE Girl once interviewed Tawny Peaks for SCORE? Montana
This was a tough one and might be the most difficult question of the entire “20 for 20” anniversary. Montana, a curly-haired redhead who feature-danced, interviewed Tawny for the July ’93 SCORE.
Day 4
1) Which SCORE Girl has inverted nipples? Terry Nova
2) Which two naturals went head-to-head and tit-to-tit in the one and only “Big-Tit Challenge” at SCORELAND? Cassitty Harmon and Africa Sexxx
3) Which model did not celebrate her 18th birthday with a SCORE pictorial? Jessica Turner
Linsey and Dawn Phoenix in London and Sharday in America all celebrated their 18th birthdays with photo shoots. Jessica Turner celebrated her 21st birthday on Boob Cruise 2000.
