There's only one thing missing from this photo: Me.
Tomorrow is Thanksgiving, but today, I’m going to give thanks. I am going to give thanks because there are times when I have to stop and realize that I’m lucky to have the job I have. And those times usually occur when I’m thinking, “Why don’t I ever get any?”
For example, there’s a new hardcore video of Siri going up tomorrow at SCORELAND. You will definitely give thanks for this video. Siri has a three-way with two studs. I suggest that between football games, you sneak off to your study, or wherever your jack chamber happens to be, and enjoy the show. But there’s a third guy in the video. He’s not a stud. He doesn’t get any of Siri’s mouth or pussy. He plays the boss.
That guy would be me.
Poor me. Pity me! Let’s have a pity party for Dave. Because all Dave got to do that day was stare at Siri’s naked tits and ass for about a half hour.
I have done the following over the past 11 years: Interview girls while they were sucking SOME OTHER GUY’S cock. Interview girls while they were FUCKING SOME OTHER GUY. Had girls finger-fuck and dildo their pussies in front of me…just so they could fuck SOME OTHER GUY. Oiled up girls’ boobs before they went off to fuck SOME OTHER GUY.
Well, I’m here to tell you that you get two things from situations like these:
1.) Blue balls.
2.) Good memories.
And there’s nothing like a good memory to get rid of a nasty case of blue balls.
So I’m giving thanks. Thanks for the in-person tits, thanks for the in-person pussy, thanks that I could walk into the studio, as I did earlier this week, and see Bailey Santanna sitting in the makeup chair without a stitch of clothes on.
Of course, moments later, she fucked SOME OTHER GUY!
But I’m giving thanks anyway. Because as the hooker says to Woody Allen in the movie Deconstructing Harry, “It beats the hell out of waitressing!”
Not that I’ve ever been a waitress. Happy Thanksgiving.
In Angela White Finally Fucks, Angela White finally fucked. Maggie didn't.
The other day, I said to Maggie Green, “Have you ever been so close to two people fucking without actually fucking?”
“No,” she said. “I’ve been in threesomes, but I’ve always been having sex in them.”
Of course, we were talking about Maggie’s three-way with Angela White and Juan in the DVD Angela White Finally Fucks. In that DVD, Maggie jacks cock and tit-fucks cock and, as she fondly recalls, “I even inserted the cock in Angela’s pussy. That was hot!”
It was hot. But I also said to Maggie, “There was something a little third-wheelish about that, wasn’t there?”
She agreed. There was.
Now, you might be wondering why I was talking to Maggie Green. And why we were talking about sex and being a third wheel and fucking.
I mean, after all, this is a girl who, as recently as 2009, didn’t even show her pussy.
Krystal's pussy is going to riot if it doesn't get some cock soon. Of course, it does, because Krystal's demands are always satisfied.
When I first found out about what I thought were the Pussy Riots going on in Russia, I got very excited. I don’t think I had an exact vision of what I was imagining, but in my mind, somewhere in Russia, there were a lot of exposed pussies and they were going wild or maybe a bunch of women were gathering in Red Square and protesting something or other by showing off their pussies. Which, I think, could be a very effective means of protest. Let’s face it: men’s minds go crazy when they see pussy, their little heads take over their big heads and they start doing things they wouldn’t otherwise do if not for the presence of pussy. They’re vulnerable. They’ll do anything.
I was only slightly disappointed when I learned that it wasn’t Pussy Riots. It was Pussy Riot, and Pussy Riot is the name of a feminist punk-rock band in Russia that was thrown in jail for three years for speaking out (singing out, actually) against Russian President Vladimir Putin. I say that I was only slightly disappointed because although the Pussy Riots I had imagined weren’t taking place, I still was able to take a lot of Beavis & Butt-head-type pleasure from seeing stodgy old newspapers like The New York Times, The Washington Post and even The Times of London, England forced to use the phrase “Pussy Riot” in their headlines and articles. Can you imagine Queen Elizabeth sitting down for her afternoon tea and seeing headlines like “Pussy Riot Outrage” and “Putin Offers Hope For Pussy…Riot Trial.” (Ellipsis mine).
Of course, at times like these, I can get a little greedy. Things I wish the band had been called instead:
1. Cum-Glazed Mega-Tits
2. Shaved Cunt
3. Tit-Fucked Sluts.
So, for example: “Russia’s human rights ombudsman on Thursday called the prison sentences handed down to three women from punk band Shaved Cunt ‘excessive’ and warned that the case was igniting dangerous tensions within society.”
Or: “Guilty Verdict in Trial of Cum-Glazed Mega-Tits.”
Anyway, to get to my point, I’d just like to point out that there’s a Pussy Riot (and a big-tits riot) going on all the time at SCORELAND. This weekend, for example, Sabrina Linn tries to quell her own, personal Pussy Riot (a riot caused by the fact that her pussy hadn’t had any cock in a day or two) by getting fucked by two hung studs. Then, in homage to Vladmir Putin, she has the two guys Put their cocks In her asshole. The Pussy Riot continues on Saturday with Krystal Swift’s pussy and tits. Then, on Sunday, some lucky guy’s cock gets to experience Krystal’s Pussy Riot first hand. Krsytal’s pussy does not protest, and it ends up getting thoroughly fucked and satisfied.
And isn’t that how it should be? There would be no Pussy Riots or any unrest in the world if everybody would just calm down and fuck. Or spend their weekends at SCORELAND. I guarantee, your cock won’t protest.
Tits hanging, ass up. Kitana Flores is truly an inspiration.
Seems like yesterday, but it was less than two weeks ago that Maria blogged with Kitana Flores about her new scenes. Both are historic. Kitana’s first anal is already live at SCORELAND. This is a major event because when I think about girls who I want to see getting ass-fucked, Kitana is high on my list. I think there are two criteria for a girl to make that list: 1.) She has to have a nice ass. 2.) She has to have a nice asshole. Kitana scores on both counts.
Quick aside: If you want to see one of the nicest asses and possibly the nicest asshole ever, check out Raquel Sieb at 50PlusMILFs.com. What’s amazing about Raquel (who has big tits, by the way) is that her asshole has been fucked a lot (and it gets fucked again here), yet it has survived the ravages of big cock and continues to be a perfect starfish. Truly a thing of beauty. Poetry has been written about Raquel’s asshole. Well, not really, but it should be.
You owe it to yourself to see Raquel Sieb's tits, ass and asshole at 50PlusMILFs.com. Yes, she does anal.
Anyway, back to Kitana. Ass-fucked. And, now, live at SCOREVideos.com, Kitana is having her first threesome. Kitana told Maria that she isn’t into threesomes in her personal life but was looking forward to this one because, “I’m going to feel like a queen. I’m going to get so much attention.”
Attention? Yes. Plenty of it. The two dudes can’t keep their mitts off her tits, her ass, her pussy. Everything. But queen? I’m not so sure about that. I don’t know about you, but when I think about queens (the Queen Elizabeth type), I don’t think, “Glazed, cum-coated face. Cum dripping off her chin and down to her tits.” Because that’s how Kitana looks at the end of this scene.
I know it's hard to believe, but Estelle is a ballerina.
Back to that anal thing for a second: Which SCORE Girls would you like to see get ass-fucked? I have my list, and I think I’m going to be able to scratch a girl off it next week. I hope, that is. You know what they say…the opera isn’t over until the fat lady sings. Well, in this case, the SCORE Girl hasn’t been ass-fucked until she moans, “Oh, I love that big cock in my ass!” So keep your fingers crossed this weekend. If it all works out, I’ll let you in on the details on Thursday. And if it doesn’t, I won’t.
Now you’re trying to guess, aren’t you?
Also this weekend at SCORELAND: Romanian newcomer Estelle Taylor, the bustiest ballerina you’ve ever seen. A true hottie. I’d love to see her get ass-fucked, but let’s take this one step at a time. Step One this Sunday and Monday.
Enjoy the weekend. Invite some friends over for a BBQ. Make it a threesome.
SCORE Group sites are like a merry-go-round that never stops and always has someone new on the ride.
The next few days are a whirlwind of action. And then the days after that continue the pace. The ride keeps going. Every day, a heavy pair to explore.
On SCORELAND, Natalie Fiore will wipe you out with a fresh video. Our friend Miss Fiore whips out her enormous fun-pillows and drops her panties for some digital fun in a cool bedroom on a hot day.
Natalie's tits are always a treat.
Morgan Leigh is the cure for those who think piano lessons are as boring as watching paint dry. And bouncy newcomer Siri rides again in the “Hardcore Special.” Giddyap!
Can Morgan play "Chopsticks"? Who cares about the piano at a time like this?
At XLGirls.com, fresh newbie Marilyn Mayson squirts milky goodness out of her nipples, and her ultimate reward is a cream pie, in this high-calorie pictorial and video. Marilyn’s really sexy and GND-ish. She’s great, and I love that joyous look she has. I want to see the girls having fun and enjoying themselves.
Ready, aim, lactate
Back at SCORELAND (I said this was a merry-go-round), newcomer Goldie Ray makes her debut in “New Discovery” on Sunday and then returns with a surprise on Monday.
Meet new SCORE Girl Goldie on Sunday
At SCOREVideos, Sabina Leigh returns to put two burly dudes through an intensive workout session. She really does a number on them. Sabina guest-blogged about her sexperiences when she was here. Has anyone noticed that threeways seem to be much, much hotter than couples sex? I have a few theories.
It's a double header for Sabina Leigh this weekend at SCOREVideos.com
noun
1. bearing, manner, disposition; with regard to taking great pride in having big tits
Origin:
2012; < The SCORE Group < English <Latin tittitudini
Synonyms
2. See boobitude
Tittitude. When a girl has tittitude, she should flaunt it. In our faces. And the babes at TSG this weekend have tittitude to spare.
Dave blogged yesterday with Daylene Rio and Sara Jay about their Juggy Adventure. It’s one you’ve gotta see as the girls take on a big woodie in a nasty threesome. Nasty as in good and nasty. The #1 male fantasy of two hot, big-boobed chicks and one guy. This could be the hottest XXX scene SCORELAND‘s ever shown. You tell us.
Sabrina Linn warms up in SCORELAND‘s New Discovery section and she’s a big-titted Texas MILF (a real MILF) to reckon with. In one week, Sabrina opens her butthole for the longhorn. So start your countdown. Now this is someone who has never modeled before. “Wives scream at their husbands when they turn around to look at me,” Sabrina says in a voice that sounds like it’s coming out of the mouth of a shy girl-next-door. She actually called Dave “Sir.”
This weekend at SCORELAND, Lanea Love tries on different swimsuits–the kind that come with a bodyguard or two–and then it’s birthday suit time, leading to a dripping oil immersion. Lanea’s so hot, you could cook a burger on her spankable ass. I got that from a list of cheesy pick-up lines, so don’t use it.
It’s been a few years since Stacy Adams visited The SCORE Group. This weekend at SCOREVideos.com, Stacy is back and she’s bustier than before. More voluptuously endowed and just as horny as Stacy was when she was pole dancing at BigTitHooker.com and BigBoobsPOV.com. Her blow job technique is terrific with lots of spit and her fuck scene is scorching. She’s creamed inside her pussy too, oh yeah. Welcome back, Stacy.
Tittitude. They have it. I like it. If you know someone who has it, tell her about BeASCOREModel.com. Your Boob Brothers will thank you.
Today is a big day at SCORELAND. Why is it a bigger day than usual?
“Because I get to fucky-fucky with my friend,” SCORE Model of the Year Eva Notty says.
“Hopefully I get to sucky-sucky,” says Sarah Satori, Eva’s very busty friend.
“Not hopefully,” Eva says. “You better!”
“You’d better share, you little cock goblin,” Sarah retorts.
And Eva says, “There’s gonna be a lot of sucking going on.”
That’s right, Blog readers. The video version of the pictorial that K.S. from the United Kingdom called “the greatest hardcore spread you’ve ever shown” goes live today at SCORELAND: 2010 SCORE Model of the Year Eva Notty and newcomer Sarah Satori in a three-way with one of our studs.
In the video, you’ll find out that Eva and Sarah travel together. You’ll find out how Eva almost caused a traffic accident in San Francisco. You’ll find out about the time they first saw each other face-to-face.
“I met her in an elevator,” Eva recalled. “And she had a big old bucket of ice, and I said, ‘Sarah?'”
And Sarah says she glanced at Eva’s tits and said, “Oh, you must be here for me.”
They kiss for real. They cuddle. Eva eats Sarah’s pussy. Eva sits on Sarah’s face, then they 69.
And this is all before the cock arrives, at which point Eva sucks that cock like she’s a bobblehead doll…while she’s sitting on Sarah’s face.
As the great Dionne Warwick and friends once sang:
Keep smilin’, keep shinin’
Knowin’ you can always count on me, for sure
That’s what friends are for
For good times and bad times
I’ll be on your side forever more
That’s what friends are for
Excuse me. I have to go jack to Eva and Sarah now.
Just about 22 hours ago, we put the finishing touches on the new DVD Leanne’s Stacked Summer, starring J-cup newcomer Leanne Crow and co-starring Angela White, Maggie Green, Michelle Bond and another British newcomer, Charley Green.
Now, keep that in mind…just about 22 hours ago. As of this very second, the DVD is being prepared. It won’t be on-sale in the eBoobStore for maybe another month. So you have time to tell people what you want as a gift.
Given the choice, Brittany O'Neil will take both.
Got that? Brand-new DVD starring Leanne Crowe, on-location in St. Maarten with a bunch of other busty girls, including Angela White and Maggie Green (who eat each other’s pussies poolside). Not even close to being released to the general public.
Well, today, Part 1 of Leanne’s Stacked Summer goes live on SCORELAND, followed by Parts 2, 3, 4 and 5 over the following four weeks. As you probably already know, Leanne’s a sweetheart with big, fat tits, and she isn’t shy about them at all. In fact, in Part 1, Leanne gets picked up at the airport by her driver and changes into a tiny bikini IN THE CAR while cars rush by IN BROAD DAYLIGHT!
Don’t hold me to this, but I think Part 2 is when Angela and Maggie eat pussy.
This is a major event, something we’ve never done before (pre-releasing a full DVD on SCORELAND), and for those few of you who have been complaining about streaming-only in our special events, each digitally-fingerprinted chapter will be downloadable for one week.
Anyway, that’s today at SCORELAND. And for those of you who enjoy watching mega-busty MILFs getting double-teamed by big cocks, Brittany O’Neil, one of the greatest of them all, gets an outdoor double-dicking today at SCOREVideos.com. This is Brittany’s first threesome with two guys. She once did the horizontal samba in a SCORE threesome with the Brazilian bra-destroyer Angelique and an Englishman in London that’s archived on SCOREVideos. But not two dudes. She is so hot.
Yes, you will be excused if you spend the whole weekend indoors.
Some of you have been wondering what you can expect from today’s Angela White/Maggie XXX three-way at SCORELAND. Let me see if I can help.
1. Opening Scene: Angela and Maggie in St. Maarten, poolside in skimpy bikinis that their big, natural tits are pouring out of. Maggie’s bikini barely covers her nipples. Angela massages Maggie’s tits. Lots of giggling and checking out the guy who’s lying on a lounge chair nearby. Angela jiggles her breasts. Maggie plays with them. Maggie says, “I’m all sticky” and invites Angela inside for a shower.
2. Scene Two: Angela and Maggie in the shower. Getting wet, of course. Angela and Maggie rub each other down, fixated on each others’ tits. Body lotion enters the equation. Boob rubbing. No more giggling. Just moaning. Ass-slapping ensues.
3. Scene Three: Angela and Maggie retire to the bedroom, now totally naked. Angela rubs Maggie’s pussy then fingers it, first with one finger, then with two. Angela comments that Maggie’s pussy is “nice and tight” before going down to lick her clit. “Your fucking tongue is amazing,” Maggie says. [I love when Maggie says, “fucking tongue.”] Maggie slaps Angela’s ass again. Angela lies down and Maggie drools on her pussy, then fingers and eats it. Angela comments on Maggie’s good tongue and hopes for cock. She sees the guy from the pool watching at the door and says, “Come over here and give me that big, hard cock.”
4. Scene Four: The dude eats Angela’s pussy while Maggie plays with Angela’s tits. Maggie asks, “Does his tongue feel good all over that clit?” Angela is now having her pussy eaten and tits sucked at the same time and comments, “That’s so fuckin’ good.”
5. Scene Five: Angela goes down to suck the dude’s cock and balls, getting about 80% of his dick and 100% of his balls into her mouth while Maggie gets her tits sucked. Angela tit-fucks the cock then goes down for another mouthful of cock and balls. “Suck that fuckin’ cock,” Maggie orders.
I’d like to point out that at this point, we’re not even halfway through the scene.
6. Scene Six: Maggie kneels over the cock and tit-fucks it while Angela encourages her. Angela spits on the cock that’s tit-fucking Maggie, goes down for a suck, then returns it to Maggie’s cleavage. More Angela sucking, more Angela spitting on the cock, more Maggie tit-fucking.
7. Scene Seven: Angela gives the cock one more suck, then hops on top reverse-cowgirl. Maggie guides the cock into Angela’s pussy and sucks her tits and rubs her clit. Maggie asks Angela if she likes “that big cock.” Angela says, “Give me that fuckin’ cock.” Pool guy obliges.
8. Scene Eight: Angela gets fucked side-saddle while sucking on Maggie’s tits, which are smothering her face. Maggie drapes her tits over the dude’s face for a sucking. Then Maggie drops her tits into Angela’s mouth for a sucking. Lots of puckering sounds. Angela and Maggie deep girlie kiss while Angela has a cock in her cunt. Angela sucks some more tit.
9. Scene Nine: Angela gets fucked from behind while eating Maggie’s pussy. Angela and Maggie are both cumming. The dude has his cock deep in Angela’s pussy. Angela has her tongue deep in Maggie’s cunt.
10. Scene 10: Maggie lies back for a tit-fucking, which we watch from above. Maggie and Angela kiss again. Angela spits on the cock again. Angela and Maggie team-jack the guy. “I want that fuckin’ cum,” Angela says as he spills his load all over her face and Maggie’s tits. Angela licks Maggie clean, eating and enjoying cum (and also licking and sucking cum off Maggie’s finger).
This scene lasts a little over 29 minutes. I’m betting you won’t get through 15 without blowing your load.
Chapter 3 of Mamazon The Movie: Rachel Love takes on two guys!
Frying in the sun has its limitations. That’s where SCORELANDcomes in. Cool off and heat up with this weekend’s hot babes doing what they do best. Mamazon The Movie continues the cliffhanging with Chapter 3 and tough-girl Rachel Love learning the jungle boogie from two of her prisoners. If Queen Alexis Silver finds out, there’s gonna be hell to pay.
Morgan Leigh is a Busty Swinger in a matching video and photo set. Not exactly a swinger. Kind of a swinger. See slim-n-stacked cutie Morgan swing, play and tit-chat hotter than a $4.95-a-minute phone sex operator.
Bikini time for shapely Kaytee!
Morgan Leigh: Busty Swinger
Kaytee Carter shows off the kind of bikini she wears at home by her pool. That’s the kind of swimsuit that gets guys at the beach whipping out their cell phone cameras!
Annina stuffs those world cups in a teeny bikini.
And Annina wears an extreme swimsuit that ‘s not easy to figure out. It ties here, loops there and ultimately makes her a sexy, wrapped package. Over in Germany, Annina is making public appearances rooting for her home boys in the World Cup. The German team won on Wednesday, so Annina must be creaming in her jeans.
