This is the part of the scene where Camelia takes the dude back to a sleazy motel room.
A remastered version of one of my favorite scenes from Sex In The Titties went up at XLGirls.com. In this scene, a girl is walking down a street in downtown Miami, her big naturals straining her yellow top. The guy looks up from his call phone, gives her a hard once over and says, “Nice fuckin’ rack.”
And then the girl stops, gives him the once over and says, “Sweet cock.”
At which point they go back to his car and make out, then they go to a sleazy motel room and fuck.
Does this kind of stuff happen in real life? Probably. Once in a while. But it happens all the time in porn fantasy land. That’s why when people sometimes tell me that a concept for a scene is too unrealistic, my response is usually, “So?”
Hey, if it can’t happen in pornland, where can it happen?
Kate shows off the name of her favorite magazine and website.
A question we often get is, “How can I get a SCORE T-shirt?” Like the one newcomer Kate Marie is wearing in this photo, right?
Well, you can’t buy one. We don’t sell them. Sorry.
A quick Google search revealed that none are available online. Even eBay doesn’t have any. I guess that’s no surprise. As I said, we don’t sell them.
There are really only three ways to get a SCORE T-shirt.
1. Get a job at The SCORE Group (although I gotta tell you, even I don’t have one, although I do have a few SCORE polo shirts and dress shirts).
2. Become a SCORE Girl. That, of course, is not an option for men.
3. Be the boyfriend or husband of a SCORE Girl and convince her to give you her shirt. Of course, it probably won’t fit. My guess is it’ll be a little loose in the chest, but you could try to shrink it.
Anyway, if you’re a girl who wants to go the No. 2 route, or you’re a guy who has a busty girlfriend and wants to go the No. 3 route, head on over to BeASCOREModel.com. The free shirt isn’t the only perk.
By the way, what you just read was just an excuse for me to show a picture of Kate in a SCORE shirt. She returns to SCORELAND on August 6.
Today in school, we learned that Vanessa Y. has big naturals.
Teacher by day, nurse by night
Actually, she makes her living by showing off her big naturals and hairy pussy at SCORELAND and making our cocks hard as rocks. But, as these photos prove, if Vanessa Y. had to look elsewhere for work, teacher and nurse would be viable options.
Natural G-cupper Vanessa taught us a few lessons last month at SCORELAND (photos and videos). Today, she’s a naughty nurse. Nurse!
I had one sexy teacher while growing up. She was a French teacher, of course. She had nice legs but not much in the way of tits. She used to sit on her desk with her legs crossed. The boys never missed a class.
I’ve never had a busty nurse in real life although I have had a few busty hairdressers. You?
Know a girl who can fill out one of these beauties? Have her visit BeASCOREModel.com. She gets the shirt, a nice modeling fee and all the perks that come with being a SCORE model. You get a finder’s fee. And maybe she’ll let you borrow the shirt (although it might be a little loose across the chest).
I don't know how Sheridan sees her book over all that boobage.
Today, I was going to show you this photo of Sheridan Love and leave it at that. Because, really, what more do you need? Sheridan returned to the SCORELAND studio earlier this month, looking more beautiful than ever, and bustier, too. Turns out Sheridan gained some weight, and it all went to her tits and her ass. Very little of it–none of it, as far as I can tell–went to her waist, and she now has a classic hourglass figure. Very impressive.
I asked Sheridan about how she likes to dress, and she said, “t’s really hard to find outfits that can fit my boobs, waist and ass. But I’m so proud of the way I look that I don’t mind going out and flaunting it. If you’ve got it, flaunt it.”
I agree 100%. Covering up a great pair should be a criminal offense, one Sheridan is not guilty of. She’s going to flaunt it again next week on October 1 at SCORELAND.
Just check out the sweater Sheridan is wearing. Look at the strain her giant G-cups are putting on those buttons. They might have popped open on their own, but Sheridan was nice enough to take off the sweater just minutes later.
Speaking of tight tops and cleavage, Micky Bells returns to XLGirls.com on Thursday. Roxi Red comes back to SCORELAND on Sunday.
Micky doesn't have to get her tits out. They're always out.
I'm seeing Red, but I'm not angry.
And now for an announcement of great importance: In 2014, we will celebrate the 20th anniversary of Voluptuous. The actual first issue was cover-dated Spring 1994, and we’ll probably celebrate the anniversary in the May, June or July issue.
But how?
I have some ideas up my sleeve (we celebrated SCORE‘s 20th with a greatest photos ever issue, and it was a huge seller), but I’m wondering how you’d like to see us celebrate V-mag’s 20th.
Real ideas, please. No, we can’t invite all of you to a gang bang with Lorna, Kerry, Linsey, Micky, Nicole, etc. I’d like to, but I can’t.
I once sat on a couch and watched a World Series game with Casey James. She looked just like this…in my imagination. Actually, she had on a very tight, low-cut tank top.
A never-before-seen interview with Casey James was posted on SCORELAND today. Curious, I logged-in and clicked the arrow button. What I heard next shocked me.
My voice.
Me? I interviewed Casey James on video? I knew I’d interviewed Casey, but I had no recollection that the interview had been videotaped, nor had Elliot James. But when a SCORELAND member named S.W. kept emailing Elliot asking for the video version of the interview to be posted, Elliot dug deeper and found it. Eureka! Casey and her giant boobs!
It’s funny because I remember a lot of things about that week in the Florida Keys when Mega-Boob Olympics was filmed, and Casey is in one of my favorite memories: She, a hardcore New York Yankees fan, telling the rest of the girls on the shoot (Minka, Kayla Kleevage, Plenty UpTopp, SaRenna Lee and Maxi Mounds) that we were going to watch the World Series, not some girlie sitcom or TV drama, then plopping herself on the couch, right next to me, wearing a tank top that her giant tits were popping out of. Listen, I’m a big baseball fan, but given the choice between watching the game (Yankees vs. Diamondbacks, 2001 World Series, the famous post-9/11 Series) or staring down Casey’s top all night…well, you know where my eyes were. Jeter who?
Check out the interview. Casey is wearing a hot-pink outfit. There’s a window behind her. If you could look through that window, you’d see Plenty UpTopp, Maxi Mounds, Minka and Kayla Kleevage having sex. She wanted to be out there. I’m sure I wished I could have been in two places at once.
Anyway, I really got to like Casey after the baseball takeover, and now that I’ve watched the interview, I like her even more. I’m sure that’s how I felt after I conducted the interview. I just don’t remember.
