Tag Archive: tight tops

Nice teez!

June 13, 2010 by Elliot James
Eva Notty: Tight looks good on her.

Eva Notty: Tight looks good on her.

I can’t say enough good things about tight T-shirts. They’re just so…tight. I hate baggy tops. I know some extra-busty girls like to travel wearing one, especially when they’re flying, and I understand the reasons, but that doesn’t mean I have to like them. They might as well be wearing a flour sack.

The other day, I was at an airport to pick up a friend, and while I was waiting, a girl walked by wheeling her suitcase. She had on baggy jeans but her T-shirt was super tight and cut so that some of her waist was exposed. She looked busty but she probably had D-cups. Unfortunately not up to SCORE-size standards, but our bar is set to the highest levels. To the rest of western society, her upper deck would be a traffic stopper. All things considered, worthy of boob-spotting while I waited for the flight to disembark.

I also highly respect T-shirt wearers who put on shirts with breasty comments like “My Eyes Are Up Here.” It takes nerve. I admire the effort. It means she knows what she has and is proud of it. Busty and proud. I don’t see many girls wearing these kind of shirts at the local lunch places near the SCORE building. It’s a sad situation.

Girls, have any of you worn funny-punny boob tees outside the house?

Tatiana does her tee right.

Tatiana does her tee right.

Okay, it's not a shirt on Danielle Derek. Just kicking off The World Cup.

Okay, it's not a shirt on Danielle Derek. Just kicking off the World Cup.

Sorority tees ("Omega Boobs") from the movie Pounding The Pledges.

Sorority tees ("Omega Boobs") from the movie Pounding The Pledges.

Today is Boobquake day

April 26, 2010 by Elliot James
GermanyAlexa

Germany's Alexa makes a Boobquake in a man's pants.

Boobquake day is today. On this day, all women should dress immodestly or in whatever they consider immodest. That means tight, low-cut tops, in my book.

In case you didn’t read the news about Boobquake, here’s the deal. Two weeks ago, Iran President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad said a quake is certain to hit Tehran and that many of its 12-million inhabitants should relocate. Then last week, an Iranian cleric in Tehran, Hojatoleslam Kazem Sedighi, announced that, “Many women who do not dress modestly  lead young men astray, corrupt their chastity and spread adultery in society, which increases earthquakes. What can we do to avoid being buried under the rubble? There is no other solution but to take refuge in religion and to adapt our lives to Islam’s moral codes.” Then the Minister of Welfare and Social Security Sadeq Mahsooli threw his two cents in and said, “We cannot invent a system that prevents earthquakes, but God has created this system and that is to avoid sins, to pray, to seek forgiveness, pay alms and self-sacrifice.”

After reading these declarations, Purdue University student Jennifer McCreight felt the Iranians’ beliefs should be held accountable to some scientific testing and is calling for women to dress “immodestly” for one day. The idea is to see if dressing “immodestly” (in whatever each woman herself personally considers immodestly) will cause any major seismic activity today. (Seismologists have been saying for years that Tehran is over many fault lines, although a major quake has not hit since 1830. Iran is one of the world’s most earthquake-prone countries.) McCreight is calling her one-day event “Boobquake.” Using Facebook and Twitter, she got several hundred-thousand women committed to the Boobquake event.

“If I would have seriously addressed Sedeghi, I probably would have never gotten a response, but light-hearted mockery could be a good tactic,” Jennifer writes. “To be honest, it started as a silly joke that I hurriedly fired off since I was about to miss the beginning of House. I never thought it would get the attention it did.”

Boobquake T-shirts with the phrase “Who says science has to be boring?” and “I survived Boobquake 2010” can be bought on a T-shirt site called Zazzle. The profits go to charity. Now, if a big earthquake does hit Tehran today, I hope Jennifer doesn’t get hit with the repair bills.

I personally urge all women in every country of the world to wear tight tank tops over push-up demi-bras today. Please, no black. It hides the curvature. But, hey, that’s my personal preference. Wear what you want as long as it’s immodest.

Boobquake should be held every day.

Thank you, Jennifer.

The titillation of tits in tight tops

April 21, 2010 by Elliot James
The sheer miracle of stretchy tops and pants.

The sheer miracle of stretchy tops and pants.

Taylor, Jenna, Natalie, Karla and Arianna baring all in On Location Grand Bahama made my weekend. One of the cameramen was there when all five fully dressed babydolls were saying their goodbyes, and he snapped a few candids. As a lifelong student of the sweater-bulge and the tight-top phenomenon, I was extremely impressed by this one shot. Can you imagine the five of them walking down a crowded city street? It would make headline news around the world.

It’s always a bittersweet feeling when a group of models and the SCORE staff have to split up at the inevitable end of a trip. But there’ll be other times ahead. Good times.

Natalie Fiore should wear tank tops more often.

The bust things in life are the simple things

March 13, 2010 by Elliot James
Maria Moore loves those high heels.

Maria Moore loves those high heels.

I like the simple pleasures in life. That includes activities with the SCORELAND Girls. Walking. Jogging. Dressing. Riding a bike. Driving. I especially like dressing room photos and vids. The simple act of a girl dressing or undressing makes me very happy. Slipping an extremely tight tank-top over 44 inches of heavenly breasts. Struggling to cover a sexy bubble-butt with a pair of booty shorts. The little inch-by-inch wiggling as she works to put on that skin tight tube-dress.

Karen Fisher puts on her bra.

Karen Fisher puts on her bra.

I could watch Minka change all day.

I could watch Minka change all day.

The final few jiggles of her boobs to settle them comfortably into her brassiere cups. The many unique ways a model can put on her bra, like last week’s Karla James video. Slipping into high heels, which gives them that little arch in the small of their backs and pushes their tushies out. The forward bend-over to slip on panties. I liked how Karen Fisher hooked her bra in the front at her waist, then spun the bra around to slip her tits into the cups. One of my favorite SCORE pictorials was a reverse-strip by Dixie Bubbles in January 1999. Instead of the usual undressing set, Dixie got out out of bed and dressed to leave the house.

Southern charmer Dixie Bubbles

Southern charmer Dixie Bubbles

I don’t think I could trust myself to own my own lingerie store. I’d wind up putting cameras and peep-holes  in the dressing booths, and I’d get into trouble when someone found out. So I don’t need to see all kinds of insane shit to get a boner and that endorphin brain rush. Just give me the right girls in a dressing room or shower and I’m satisfied. The simple things in life work for me.

Samantha 38G: Big tits, lots o’ wit

February 26, 2010 by Maria

One of my favorite things about Samantha 38G is her sense of humor. She loves to laugh. And when she laughs, her 38 G guns undulate. 🙂

(Yes, I said, undulate. I love that word.)

Anyhow, back to Samantha…

When she was here filming the new DVD K-Jugs, there was so much backstage footage of her on-set shenanigans that we compiled this little clip for you guys of her massive guns and her charm. That’s right, boys. We are showcasing wits and tits here!

Our cameraman Lester got this footage of Sam getting dressed for a scene, and I have to say that Samantha looks very hot in red. And that this red top that she is wearing must be made of space-age polyfibers because it withstands the weight and stretch of her cannons. According to Sam, she wears this top out on dates. All I can say is that if I were a guy and I picked Sam up and she was in this top…oooh weeeee…I think my motor skills would be compromised for the entire night. Who could concentrate or even converse with a valley of cleavage like this staring you in the face?

Sigh.

Check out the very hot Samantha 38G and then you get down on your knees and give thanks for leopard panties, big tits, the color red and stretchy tops.

lol

xoxo

Maria

Summer Sinn & Morgan Leigh are stretchin’ those sweaters!

November 29, 2009 by Elliot James

The power of big tits! Seeing big tits in tight tops switches the male brain to various modes. There’s “Stupid.” There’s the higher level “Idiot.” And then next is “Moron.” This is a scientific fact. I know from years of personal experience.

See how tight tops react under severe pressure!

See how tight tops react under severe pressure!

Now on SCORELAND, Summer Sinn and Morgan Leigh spend quality time in the SCORE Studio trying on sweaters and tight tops. Eventually Summer tells Morgan that she’s gotten too horny from trying on all the tops and the feel of the fabric rubbing against her nipples. She asks Morgan to help her find a dude who’ll bang her brains out.

You don’t want to miss this hot video in SCORE Theater. Trust me. Because I’m stupid.

Don't miss the mouthwatering combo of tight tops and breast-sex!

Don't miss the mouthwatering combo of tight tops and breast-sex!

What do these four girls have in common?

November 7, 2009 by Dave
Alexis Silver's T-shirt improvement program

Alexis Silver's T-shirt improvement program

Stand erect for Sgt. Cherry

Stand erect for Sgt. Cherry.

Ashley Sage Ellison knows how to wear a dress.

Ashley Sage Ellison knows how to wear a dress.

Janet Jade: I think that's a dress.

Janet Jade: I think that's a dress.

Well, they’re all wearing glorious examples of some of the choices in this week’s poll, which asks, “What do you most like to see a stacked model wearing at the start of her photo shoot or video?” But also, as some of you might have guessed (I’m guessing Dino figured it out), they’ve all been voted off the “Best of the Decade” island over the past nine days.

Now, I’m going to confess something: When Cherry was voted No. 66, then Janet No. 62, then Ashley No. 61, then Alexis No. 59, I was a little shocked and more than a little pissed. I mean, these are great girls, among my all-time favorites, and Ashley (I’m going to give you an inside scoop here) is leading in the early voting for 2009 SCORE Newcomer of the Year.

But then I got to thinking. I said to myself, “Self, if Cherry really is No. 66, and Janet really is No. 62, and Ashley really is No. 61, and Alexis really is No. 59, then according to the voters, we’ve had 58 newcomers in this decade who are better than Cherry, Janet, Ashley and Alexis.” And that’s just mindbogglingly impressive. I might not agree with it, but it’s impressive.

See? If you really try, you can put a spin on anything. So, I’d like to thank the “Best of the Decade” voters for pointing out to me just how great SCORELAND really is. Even better than I’d imagined.

Has this ever happened to you?

September 10, 2009 by Dave

FYI, the girl is F-cup newcomer Camelia Davis. The clip is from the DVD Sex In The Titties, which goes on sale today at eBoobStore.com. Seconds later, Camelia stuffed her tits in the guy’s face and then his cock down her throat. In her pussy, too, of course.

Camelia’s co-stars are Haydee Rodriguez, Scarlet Rouge, Hillary Hooterz, Selena Castro and Renee Ross. Yeah, Renee Ross. She does her first girl-girl scene, a wild six-way with the others. Gets her tits sucked and her pussy eaten. We’re trying to round up a clip for you guys.

Renee, if you’re out there, what was your first on-camera girl-girl like?

Tatas in the sunshine

September 2, 2009 by Maria
Via makes for the perfect vista.

Via Paxton makes for the perfect vista.

Gabriella Michaels works a pole when she's out and about.

Gabriella Michaels works a pole when she's out and about.

I live in Miami, the sunniest and sexiest city in the world. On any given day as I drive around town, I will see half a dozen half-naked hotties going about their day. Walking down the street or jogging in the park. Sometimes they are carrying stuff or maybe walking their dogs, but they are almost always half-naked. Women in small tank tops, sports bras and bikini tops, out and about, breasts heaving. (Okay, maybe not all of them are heaving, but I just like the mental imagine that the words “breasts heaving” conjures up. lol) Maybe their lovely, big perkies are coated in a light sheen of perspiration, catching the rays of the sun and emitting a healthy glow. Now sure, I get to see tits all day in all their mammarific majesty

Rachel Love does some gardening in the sunshine.

Rachel Love does some gardening in the sunshine.

Joana spreads to to feel the cool breeze on her bare box.

Joana spreads to to feel the cool breeze on her bare box.

Lisa, like most Busty Island Girls, likes to go au'naturale in nature.

Lisa, like most Busty Island Girls, likes to go au'naturale in nature.

Amber frolicks in the sun and surf.

Amber Brooks frolics in the sun and surf.

while I am at work, but I will tell you…there’s nothing like seeing them in all their splendor in the great outdoors. It’s just something about tits in the sunshine. It’s…dare I say it? Heavenly? The only thing that could make it better would be if they all simultaneously ripped their tops off. (Which they do, but only in my dirty mind. lol) So this morning when I got to work I decided to look around SCORELAND for some of my favorite big titters posing in the great outdoors. (Yes, I tackle some hard work at the start of my day! 😉 ) And so without further ado, I bring you TATAS IN THE SUNSHINE! Enjoy SCORELANDERS! xoxo, Maria

This is how all women should excercise in the Great Outdoors.

This is how all women should exercise in the Great Outdoors.

Lounging in the surf, Jessica Turner looks delicious!

Lounging in the surf, Jessica Turner looks delicious!

Aren’t we supposed to stare at cleavage?

August 15, 2009 by Dave
Be a gentlemen. Stare at Alexis Silver's tits.

Be a gentlemen. Stare at Alexis Silver's chest.

So I’m at lunch the other day, the usual burger joint, and on the way back to my car, I spotted a short, voluptuous, super-stacked babe (think Brandy Talore) wearing a tight, low-cut shirt. Acres of tanned cleavage and a great shelving effect (she had an employee I.D. tag around her neck, and that lucky thing was sitting on top of her rack; it was the definition of top shelf). I couldn’t help but stare. She shot me a look that said, “Stop staring, you pervert.”

Doesn’t this happen a little too often? Hasn’t it happened to you, say, a million times?

It’s not like I said “Nice tits” or tried to cop a feel. I was just staring at what, in my mind, was asking to be stared at. I mean, why did she put on that shirt if she didn’t want her tits to be looked at?

I once asked Alexis Silver about this, and she said, “If I wear a low-cut top, it’s because I want people to pay attention to my tits. Any girl who wears a low-cut top for any other reason than to show them off is full of shit.”

Thank you, Alexis.