Every company should have a front-office hottie like Elle Flynn. Here she is in her latest adventure at SCORELAND, “Office Hottie Alert.”
The big problem with this suggestion would be the endless stream of salesmen, delivery guys, solicitors, repairmen and co-workers loitering by her desk. Hanging around on some pretext while waiting for Elle to bend over or adjust her boobs until the boss comes out and shoos everyone away.
Another big problem is that there ain’t enough women built like Elle. She is unbelievable. Trust me, they are not easy to find, let alone girls like Elle who will drop their bras and panties on-camera.
“I love my tits,” Elle said. “I just love my tits and I want to spread the joy around.” This comment in her video interview made my eyes tear up.
Sensual Jane is about to launch her rack attack on her pool partner by distracting him, so he scratches. She has natural weapons of mass distraction. No one can beat Jane at this game. She knows how to tease and tickle those balls just right.
I’ve never seen Jane laugh, smile and giggle as much as she does in this pool playoff that goes from stick-handling to pole-riding on the green felt.
She managed a beach bar. Now she’s a sex star. Jane doesn’t turn off the heat when the cameras stop rolling.
“I have sex almost every day,” says Jane. “I don’t even masturbate that much. I have enough sex so I don’t have that much time for it.”
If the crew at SCORE ate at nearby restaurants stocked with waitresses built like Hitomi, life would be a breeze. The sad fact is the girls at the Hooters near us and at other places are barely single-D or C-cups. Sure, many of them are great looking, but they come up short as tank-top stretchers. Where are all the breastaurants?
I don’t know if waitresses dress like this in Japan. Hitomi’s got that all-American beer, burgers and chicken wings waitress thing going on. The ball cap turned to the side, the tank, killer tiny shorts. See the video and photo set this Super Sunday at SCORELAND.
It’s going to be better than the Super Bowl’s halftime show.
Anyone with boobs like Hitomi's should not work as a waitress. They should call SCORE.
Long-time SCORE Man Jack from Chicago writes about newcomer Janessa Loren.
“You folks at The SCORE Group have provided us subscribers and readers with a bevy of incredibly hot and beautiful busty babes over the years. I thank you from the bottom of my heart. However, Janessa Loren literally takes my breath away. She is so hot, so sexy, so beautiful that she is off the charts! I love her New York City accent. She is so sexy.
“Her boy/girl scene with Rocky, ‘Premiere Pumping,’ was so hot and scorching as to set a new standard for The SCORE Group. I hope that you and Dave communicate to Janessa how wonderful her recent two video appearances at The SCORE Group have been and how important it is that Janessa seriously considers a career with The SCORE Group making boy/girl video scenes. I think Janessa could very well have a career like Eva Notty, Christy Marks, Chloe Vevrier or Linsey Dawn McKenzie. I think Janessa is that hot and exciting.
“One of the things that so turned me on about Janessa is that she seemed to communicate to her video fans that she has a voracious sexual appetite. When we fans of super-naturally busty babes find out that a lady has a very hungry pussy, that adds dramatically to our attraction for her. We crave to see The SCORE Group’s stable of fine studs perform greatly with her. I truly hope you and Dave can convince this super-hot lady to proceed into a wonderful boy/girl scene career. Again, thank you for these gorgeous and busty babes you provide for us and especially thank you for Janessa Loren.”
Thank you, Jack.
Well, nothing can keep a hard man down with Janessa in the same room, so tomorrow she’s back in an all-new XXX scene, “Deep Cleavage Woman.” I’ve seen it. Several times. Now it’s your turn.
D.W. of South Carolina was the winner of Angela White’s signed bra in the December ’13 SCORE bra giveaway contest. Upon receiving this ultra-rare trophy, he was inspired to write this poem. Our office received it in the mail after the Christmas holiday.
Congratulations, D.W.
I thought I was going to have another crappy Christmas
When what should appear,
An autographed Angela White brassiere.
My eyes started to bulge
And so did my pants,
So overcome with joy I started to dance!
With her heavenly curves
And her voice from down under,
Her panties are what I’d love to plunder.
So Merry Christmas to SCORE
And to Angela White,
I’m ready to jack my cock all night!!!
Eva gets this guy's cock so hard, you could crack somebody across the kneecap with it. Instead, Eva sucks it.
I have to admit, I was pretty fascinated by ESPN’s “30 for 30” documentary about the Tonya Harding/Nancy Kerrigan figure-skating scandal, “The Price of Gold.” It takes us back 20 years to when Tonya’s buddies–with or without her knowledge, nobody knows for sure–cracked Nancy, her main American rival for the Gold Medal at the 1994 Winter Olympics, across the knee. I made the mistake of switching off to it during a timeout during one of the football games, and I was so fascinated that I kept watching.
Well, I’d like to tell you that I got back to the game (49ers vs. Seahawks) in time to watch the end, but that’s not what happened. Because I went to check my email, and while I was there, I snuck over to SCORELAND, and what did I find? A Jackumentary! Yes, I went from ice-skating documentary to a big-tit jackumentary about Eva Notty, and although I didn’t jack to Tonya and Nancy (good luck with that), I did jack to Eva.
How could I not? Now that would be a scandal.
The Eva Notty Jackumentary is airing now at SCORELAND. It’s very educational. In it, Eva shows her tits and pussy and fucks a lot. If you’re an Eva fan, you don’t want to miss it. If you’re a fan of jacking off to hot, slim ‘n’ stacked babes, you don’t want to miss it.
I don’t know if most girls name their boobs. The past few years, a lot of girls have called their tits “the girls,” but that’s generic. It might be a good question to add to the models’ bio sheets. I don’t think I’ve ever asked any models that question.
Julia Juggs said she named her boobs “Mary Kate and Ashley.” Two names you wouldn’t expect if you have seen the headlights on Julia.
So what does Rockell call her boobs?
“I named them Attention Whores,” said Rockell. Why so?
“They have a mind of their own. They kinda do what they wanna do.”
I believe it. I also believe they guided Rockell to a good place, specifically SCORE and V-mag.
“A lot of guys have told me that for their size, I have the best boobs they’ve seen in a long time. So that makes me feel good.”
And when Rockell feels good, her attention whores tend to want to come out and play more. That makes us feel good.
The April ’14 SCORE is now at your favorite rack, or get it from us in print or digital form for tablets and PCs at eBoobStore.com.
Rockell gives her tits the OK sign. Life is beautiful.
SCORELAND‘s new show tomorrow, “Oil ‘Em & Fuck ‘Em,” is about a body-glide girl. Girls who put oil or gel on their boobs and bodies and glide and roll over you. For starters. Sometimes it’s called a mazola rolla.
Hitting the Internet in search of this kind of companion, the dude in the video is looking for a body-glide girl to come over and roll all over him. But she must be the right kind of girl. Specifically, she must be a body glide girl with giant gazongas. A statuesque girl who will oil up her big boobs and use them as massagers on his body and then work her way down. He doesn’t want any skinnies to show up. He wants a chick with oomph and well-rounded curves.
A babydoll with tits and ass and sass. Massive melons. Tremendous ta-tas. And a bodacious bubble butt.
Also, he wants an edgy girl.
Now who can satisfy all of these needs and then some?
We know the right girl. We see greatness here. Elle Flynn!
Elle Flynn is your body-glide girl this weekend at SCORELAND.
One of the last new discoveries of 2013 at XLGirls.com, Sara literally ended the year with a big bang. 2014 will be a breast-fest with newbies like her.
This photogenic brunette says she enjoys every minute making pictures and videos. Someone Sara knows recommended The SCORE Group so she took the plunge. We see great, big things ahead of her and we don’t just mean Sara’s 32FF-cups.
Sara likes to spin, cook, read and watch movies.
Sara buys her bras off the rack. Sara’s an 85FF, a European size which comes out to a 32FF in the US and the UK. “I don’t wear a bra in the summer,” Sara said. “I wear tight clothing and high heels when I go out because I like to catch the eye.”
We often get letters to Scorecard (SCORE@ScoreGroup.com) about seeing big-boobed girls walk and run. (One of my personal favorite things.) The following is part of a letter from Bob.
“Guys love girls walking without bras in tight, cleavage-spilling clothes, breasts jiggling and heaving with every step. I mean, for a full minute or so without the dizzy gonzo view of some Handycam which blurs the movement of the breasts.”
So on a nice, sunny Florida day when naturally topheavy English brunette Bex Shiner visited a fairly quiet beach and began to attract onlookers just by standing there. One of the staff just so happened to have a camera so Bex went for a jog. Her Union Jack bikini top remained intact and Bex’s knockers did not fly out of them. That top was too well-made! Thank you for being jigglicious, Bex.
A new set and video of Bex, “Pink Bikini Time In Miami,” posts today at SCORELAND.
