Tag Archive: tits

Go Green. Catt Green

February 1, 2012 by Elliot James

See Catt only at SCORELAND.

Dave, Maria and I are in agreement about Catt Green. She’s a total, 100% girl-next-door (or GND, as I like to call ’em).  Some men don’t flip for the showgirl or dancer types. Some don’t go bonkers over mega-titters. But I think I can safely say that every tit-man goes for GNDs.

Catt’s not only got GND appeal, she has red hair. That’s a rarity. We don’t see a lot of busty redheads. Brandy Dean, Jolie Rain, Desiree, Cherry Brady, Destiny Rose, Rebecca Love and Sapphire are some rare redheads I can think of.

I didn’t know until recently that there is a two-day festival called Redheadday (spelled like that) in September that takes place in Breda, The Netherlands. Thousands of people with red hair meet and party.

Today’s pictorial of Catt captures her neighborly, cute, hot chick appeal and fresh-faced style. As far as pussy hair color goes, there is none. Catt shaves. However, I’m sure the collars match the cuffs.

So when people tell me to go green, I think of Catt Green.

 

More weird boob science

January 16, 2012 by Elliot James

Can science help lap dancers earn more?

You know how much I love those offbeat scientific research studies. Here’s a good one.

A report from the University of New Mexico theorizes that ovulation might increase financial clout.

Psychologist Geoffrey Miller observed the dancers at gentlemen’s clubs and counted the tips made on their lap dances. Dancers made about $70 an hour during their peak period of fertility versus $35 while menstruating and $50 in between.

Miller linked the income differences to changes in body odor, waist-to-hip ratio, and facial features. He says there may be subtle shifts in dancers’ behavior due to their fertility cycle, such as “how they talk and move when enticing a customer to buy a dance, and how they perform the dance itself.”

Dancers on the pill averaged $37 versus $53 for women off the pill. The pill produces hormonal cues indicating early pregnancy which might, in a bio-chemical way, discourage an interested guy. Therefore, birth control could lead to lost income for a stripper.

The researchers were surprised that no one in the exotic dance business had noticed these bio-patterns. Miller suggested that a woman in any service-industry job should schedule more shifts during the phase right before ovulation. “It might help to know about this so that they can exploit these effects,” he said.

Science doesn’t explain how Miller was able to persuade the dancers to report their tips to him. That’s usually tougher than breaking into Fort Knox!

Sabrina Linn is “Bad, Busty & Butt-banged”

January 14, 2012 by Elliot James

Bad, Busty & Butt-Banged

We’ll vouch for that because it happened a few yards away from our desks. We could hear it through the concrete wall. There was a lot of screaming going on, especially when Sabrina’s partner filled her butt-hole.

Sabrina Linn‘s first SCORELAND scene is also her very first anal scene. I’m amazed that Sabrina had never modeled before. She’s a natural-born model in both solo and hardcore. I wonder if she practiced at home. I’d be surprised if she doesn’t become a porn star. Actually, she officially is a porn star, with this and her SCOREVideos.com sexing.

She’s a real MILF, too, in Texas. A swinger and a swapper. Not a fake Hollywood MILF. And Sabrina is no cum-dodger, either. Her tongue was outstretched waiting for his load, and she caught it.

I called her the “evil Morgan Leigh” even though they’re definitely not kissin’ cousins. There’s something about Sabrina Linn’s rack that reminded me of Morgan. Even though Sabrina is four inches taller than Morgan, it’s Sabrina’s sexy, slim body and big, rounded, “stick-em-out tits” that remind me of her. (Sabrina measures 40-32-39 and 40GG. Morgan measures 42-23-34 and 32J.)

They also both have very sweet personalities, are very soft-spoken and have  feminine, gentle voices. They’re both Barbie Doll-like. Sabrina calls men “sir.” She’s very polite. Not evil at all. Not bad, either. She just looks bad. And she was bad to the bone during her SCORE visit.

Back home, Sabrina walks around in tube tops and tank tops with no bra. Naturally, wives scream at their husbands when they turn around to look at her. Maybe some of these wives even clobber them.

“Half of me is a really good girl,”  Sabrina said a few minutes before her partner started motorboating her. “Half of me is a bad, crazy girl.”

I’m glad the bad, crazy girl visited.

NOTE FROM DAVE: Sorry about hi-jacking this post, Elliot, but one of my favorite moments of Sabrina Linn’s visit to SCORELAND happened when the cameras weren’t rolling. I had just finished interviewing Sabrina and was about to leave the studio when I turned around and saw Johnny (the stud in this scene) standing between Sabrina’s legs, and Sabrina was swallowing his cock. This impromptu, off-camera moment (actually, it was a lot more than just a moment because Sabrina didn’t seem to be in any hurry to stop blowing him) shows just how much Sabrina Linn loves cock.

Tits. They’re not just for holidays.

December 26, 2011 by Elliot James
Venera's ornaments are better and bigger.

Venera's ornaments are better and bigger.

Wishing all of our readers, DVD collectors and web members a happy holiday week and a successful 2012! We can’t do what we do without your support.

Our mission for 2012: find more busty supergirls such as February ’12 SCORE covergirl Venera. Girls like her blow away anything that anyone can come up with. The Seven Wonders of the World. The greatest buildings, the biggest bridges and the most-scenic parks built by the greatest architects. Space ships. The biggest ocean liners. The  most-expensive cars. The most-lavish houses.

They all pale in comparison to a SCORE and V-mag Girl.

That’s my opinion, and I’m sticking to it.

We’ve just had a special guest back at SCORELAND last week. Ya know her, ya love her. Look forward in January to seeing this SCORE Model of the Year doing that wild thang!

Our guest at SCORE last week.

Our guest at SCORE last week.

It’s the tenth day of Christmas…10 Lords-A-Leaping!

December 23, 2011 by Maria

Renee Ross is leaping and yes, it's for joy.

Renee Ross is leaping and yes, it's for joy.

I will be honest with you and tell you that I haven’t the foggiest why these lords in particular would be leaping. In fact, I have never even seen a leaping lord around Christmas. I happen to think that 10 leaping lords, just showing up out of nowhere, would be dangerous. That’s the kind of activity that causes car accidents. (Hmm, maybe that is deer that come leaping from the woods.)

Micky Bells, Gya Roberts and Terri Jane did a lot of leaping during a potato sack race in Montego Babes.

Micky Bells, Gya Roberts and Terri Jane did a lot of leaping during a potato sack race in Montego Babes.

Christy Marks, Terry Nova, Lorna Morgan, Angela White, Gianna Rossi...they make leaping and running look real good.

Christy Marks, Terry Nova, Lorna Morgan, Angela White, Gianna Rossi...they make leaping and running look real good.

Regardless, around these parts, we seem to be experiencing a lord recession, leaping or otherwise.That’s why when I decided to post about leaping lords, I had a back-up plan. That back-up plan includes LEAPING LADIES! Because come on, who wants to see guys jumping around when you can see big-titted chicks hopping to and fro, eh?

To me, and maybe it’s because I love to see tits in motion, the shots that we take of the models running and leaping down the beach, or flying out of the water, with water cascading down their bosoms…well, those shots are the fucking BEST! In fact, they are glorious!

So, today, in honor of the tenth day of Christmas, here you go…10 Ladies Leaping…20 Tits-A-Swingin’…

(I fought the urge to scream out FIVE GOLDEN RINGS! lol)

Please enjoy these 10 sets of tits in motion, because the holidays are for giving. (That’s why if you count, it’s actually 13 girls who are, in fact, leaping. But shhhhh…counting was never one of my strong suits.)

xoxox,

Maria

When you give a lady a SCORE tank top, it makes her so happy, she jumps for joy...like Jenna Valentine, Arianna Sin, Karla James and Taylor Steele.

When you give a lady a SCORE tank top, it makes her so happy, she jumps for joy...like Jenna Valentine, Arianna Sin, Karla James and Taylor Steele.

Wild in the sheets: Julia Juggs

December 21, 2011 by Elliot James
Take it off. Take it all off.

Take it off. Take it all off.

You have to love a girl who gives her sex toys names, such as Sebastian and Foxy Roxy. I do.

Julia Juggs really loves her vibrators, anal probes and dildos. She brings her toys with her to the SCORE Studio when she visits. Imagine the collection she has at home. I think I know what she gets as Xmas presents.

No one else at SCORE is so into anal toying as Julia is. I’m amazed she doesn’t leave the bedsheets scorched after a shoot. It’s a good thing they’re not made of flammable fabric.

Julia Juggs absolutely lives up to her name with her blazing-hot body, fuck-me face and retro-burlesque vibe. Like Sheridan Love, she’s also a tweetheart with a high-energy personality.

This photo from Julia’s December ’11 Voluptuous pictorial captures that 1950s Las Vegas teaserama burly-Q pose she excels at. I can see myself sitting in the front row while she gyrates on stage mere inches from my face, something I have done all my life, just not with Julia.

See the set now at SCORELAND.

On the subject of names, there’s Mary Kate and Ashley. They’re the names Julia has given to two of her most prized treasures. Twin perky peaks she carries so well.

Whenever I see a Julia Juggs pictorial or video at SCORELAND or XLGirls.com, my compass points north. Thanks for that, Ms. Juggs.

Today at SCORELAND, busty Jennifer Vokova is a French maid. Why?

December 13, 2011 by Dave
Cleaning a house is not Jennifer's specialty.

Cleaning a house is not Jennifer's specialty.

There are many costumes/scenarios SCORELAND members request that make perfect sense to me. School teacher. Who among us hasn’t had a fantasy about his busty teacher? Cheerleader. Who among us hasn’t lusted after a busty pom-pom girl? Waitress? Who among us hasn’t given a better tip to a busty, cleavage-revealing waitress for the exact-same service that a less-endowed waitress provided?

And then there’s French maid.

Thanks, Karina. I think I'm starting to understand this French maid thing.

Thanks, Karina. I think I'm starting to understand this French maid thing.

I understand the basic idea. You hire a housecleaner. The maid shows up at your door. She’s super-busty. She’s going around your house cleaning things, reaching, bending, getting down on her hands and knees, and by the time she leaves, you’re actually hoping she did a bad job so she’ll have to come back and do it all over again.

But French maid? Why French?

I bring this up because a new set of Jennifer Vokova goes up today at SCORELAND, and in it, she’s a French maid (mind you, Jennifer is Czech). And I love the outfit. Everything about it. I think every busty model should do a shoot in this outfit.

Which I guess answers my question, although you gotta admit, “French maid’ doesn’t naturally roll off your tongue after “school teacher, cheerleader, waitress.”

I guess it’s all about the outfit, right? Or is it just that French anything sounds good?

Horniest TV talk show ever: SCOREtv Uncut & Uncensored

December 12, 2011 by Elliot James

Here’s the TV show that Jimmy Kimmel would like to have on ABC but can’t.

I’ve blogged about SCOREtv Uncut & Uncensored before. It’s one of my favorite SCORE DVDs of the last five years, a XXX spin-off of the fast and sexy SCOREtv series. It’s horny and it’s funny. There’s a saying around the SCORE office for lots of years that “there’s nothing funny about a hard-on” but I like the merger of hot, busty sex and comedy. I was never a fan of dark, moody, hardcore dramas.

I loved the entire format of five SCORE Girls sitting down to chat before, after and sometimes during sex. Kelly Christiansen was beautiful and picture perfect, just a little mussed up from riding the north pole in the “green room” right before going on stage. I don’t think this happens on the Jay Leno NBC set. Maybe at the Letterman show, from what I’ve read about him.

My favorite scene is when Dave and Angelina Castro, on the SCOREtv set, watch Angelina being boned in the culo and talk about it. How often is that done? We did that once before with Karen Fisher in 2006 and not enough in my opinion. There’s something extra-hot and horny about a model’s reactions and her spontaneous comments when she watches her own XXX video. Why is that? Because you rarely see it.

Exotic stripper Stephanie Stalls did her first anal and showed how flexible she is. (A SCORE regular the past two years, Stephanie’s dancing right now at Frank Day’s in South Dakota through December.) Kali West and Nadia Night made me proud to be a tit-man.

If you don’t have SCOREtv Uncut & Uncensored on your big-boob movie shelf, you should.

By the way, it’s that time again. The most wonderful time of the year. The brand-new SCOREtv Holiday Edition 2011 is on the way to SCORELAND this week. Keep abreast by checking into the Blog for news and scenes from this all-new boobapalooza. The countdown begins now.

What you think happens backstage, does!

What you think happens backstage, does!

Why do I keep asking big-boobed models about their shaved pussies? Because I can.

December 11, 2011 by Dave
Back in the day, Dawn Stone's shaved cookie was quite unusual. She was rightfully proud of it.

Back in the day, Dawn Stone's shaved cookie was quite unusual. She was rightfully proud of it.

The other day, I was doing a video interview with a new SCORELAND model. She had very nice tits, which is usually the point, but that’s not the point. The point is that during the interview, I had her take off her panties (this is the only time in my life when women never say no), and when I saw that she had a shaved pussy, I asked, “When did you start shaving your pussy?” She answered me, of course, but it wasn’t until a few hours later when I thought about the interview and wondered, Why did I ask her that question?

You see, when I first came to SCORE in 2001, many porn stars shaved their pussies but most every-day women didn’t. In fact, back then, it was unusual for a woman who wasn’t a stripper or a porn star to shave her pussy, and when she did, the subject was worthy of further interrogation. “When did you start shaving your pussy?” “Why did you start shaving your pussy?” “Did you shave it yourself or did someone do it for you?” “Is sex better with a shaved pussy?” Etc., etc. But these days, it’s unusual when a woman DOESN’T shave her pussy.

Basically, what I’m saying here is that my shaved pussy questions are outdated. My shaved pussy interrogatories are probably a waste of time and not of much interest.

So, here and now, I am officially retiring the shaved pussy questions. Of course, the problem with that is I loved shaved pussy, and my mind and cock are stuck in the early 2000s, when a woman shaving her pussy meant she loved to fuck. My eyes are drawn to shaved pussy the way they’re drawn to big tits, and then my brain shuts off and outdated questions follow.

“A PC? Really? You own a computer?”

“A car? You drive a car? Don’t you have to crank the engine all the time?”

“You mean you’ve been on an airplane?”

This just might be one of those old dog/new tricks situations. But I’ll try.