Tag Archive: tits

Eva Notty. Never too notty.

January 7, 2011 by Elliot James
Eva Notty: Every inch a man-pleaser.

Eva Notty: Every inch a man-pleaser.

Fresh from SCOREtv Holiday Edition where she thawed out Santa’s frozen north pole in record time, the beautiful and bouncy Eva Notty coos and caresses her way into a SCOREVideos.com debut today. The vid is called “Sex It To Me!” When Eva shows up wearing a mesh body suit, the expectation and the build-up is so high, there might be an explosion before anything even starts. Who knows? It’s a XXX POV (Point of View) vid, shot in you-the-man style, meaning we don’t have to look at any dude’s ugly mug, just Eva’s beautiful face as she works the pole, rides and gets ridden. She coos, she moans, she makes love to the boner, she drains it dry. This is the answer to the eternal question.

What does Eva like so much about tit-fucking? “That my tits are big and they can wrap around any sized dick so it’s kinda like a peek-a-boo action. I like the cock-head coming out from between my tits, and if the cock is long enough, sometimes I can put it in my mouth and suck it.” And what’s long enough for her? “I don’t know. Not huge. It really doesn’t have to be. Most guys can probably get a tit-fuck and a blow job at the same time.” Her boobs are a target for a guy’s payload. “That’s where most guys want to come, anyway, and I’m happy to let them. Of course, my preference is that they cum on my tits, but most guys have never been with a girl with breasts as big as mine, so they like to cum all over them.”

If you’re in the SCORELAND Loyalty Program, then you probably have SCOREVideos on your queue of sites. So log into SCOREVideos tonight and have an Eva Notty time. We love her.

They got sole

January 6, 2011 by Elliot James
Renee Ross: she's got sole.

Renee Ross: she's got sole.

The diversity of opinions in the world of SCORE and Voluptuous never ceases to impress me. Some of the feedback we get is incredibly detailed. Even though we can’t possibly fulfill every wish, I still appreciate the interest and the motivation of the guys and gals who take the time to connect, especially these days when so much competes for our attention on a daily basis. I mean, I have a satellite TV subscription to a zillion channels and a subscription  to a newspaper and several mags and I never mail these people any comments, opinions or feedback even though I’ve thought about it.

One of the bigger topics over the years that’s still going strong here is the bare feet vs heels issue. One of our regulars who calls himself “The Feetosopher” lives in Italy and is a prolific DVD buyer. He’s into bare feet and big tits. This is one of his more recent letters from the “Scorecard” reader forum in SCORELAND. He knows what he likes and even takes a statistical approach to the subject.

Melissa Mandlikova: she has nice buns, not bunions.

Melissa Mandlikova: she has nice buns, not bunions.

“Out of 106 full layouts you featured in 13 issues of Voluptuous in 2009, just 6 (I mean SIX!) included at least one (but often just one) picture in which the model’s bare feet were fully visible. This is less than 6% of the total number of layouts versus 20-30% in the 1997-2003 period even in the darkest period (2004-2008) you had never dipped below 9% of the total number of layouts. According to the poll you ran on SCORELAND, 23% of respondents like both boobs and feet in the layouts, and an additional 25% likes a mix (some boob-only layouts, some boob-and-feet layouts), it is quite apparent that you systematically disappoint at least 23% of them.”

The counterpointers have written that foot fans should stick to Leg Sex if they love feet that much. But The Feetosopher is a guy who likes to see the shoeless feet of busty girls, not only the feet of the more slinky, less curvy girls. I can relate because I like feet a lot myself although I’m a boob fan first. (I look at boobs first, feet and legs second, face third, ass fourth.) It’s just a fact that when a photographer is shooting a layout of a big-boobed girl, he’s got to think about her chest and often get close-up, not focus on her feet whether she is wearing shoes or not, and that means that a good portion of her legs and feet are not going to be in the picture. Otherwise, every photo would be a full-body shot.

My sole opinion about shoes is that if the model is going to wear her shoes throughout a layout and never kick them off, the shoes gotta be high, wild-looking and show a lot of toe cleavage. That’s why the girls wear what they wear at clubs. Sally Secretary shoes and low heels don’t cut it at all for me in a men’s mag pictorial or video. If that makes me an arch heel, so be it. I think we’ll still be dragging our feet about this topic ten years from now. Maybe one day, there will be a happy medium. Unless the boot crowd gains greater support. And we still have the ass, bush and pussy crowd to negotiate with.

F.C. gets the final word today: “Even if a man does not have a foot fetish, we like to see a woman’s feet. Feet are as expressive as hands, especially in the hardcore layouts and video. According to some American marketing research I read, six out of every ten men pay attention to women’s feet when we see an attractive girl in the street, and we like kissing and sucking our lover’s toes when we are having sex. You’ll notice some of your competitors go well out of their way to show the models’ feet. Yes, I know I can always buy your fine Leg Sex mags and DVD’s and I do own a few of them. But why do I have to choose between skinny-ass/small-titted babes in Leg Sex stuff or beautiful girls with big gazongas but no feet? Why can’t I have both big tits and feet?”

When you think of Terry Nova, feet don't come to mind.

When you think of Terry Nova, feet don't come to mind.

This week in birthdays

January 4, 2011 by Elliot James
“I have been told I pack a lot of boob for being such a small woman. I like it, though. I love my tits,” says Camelia Davis. Europe DiChan sailed on four consecutive Boob Cruises; 1994, 1995, 1997 and 1998. Diamond Foxxx has a hardcore scene in the DVD Busty Bang Sessions. “You can tell the real boob guys, because they know how to touch them,” says Chantz Fortune. “I never had any interest in doing anything strong. I like glamour and fitness modeling,” says Rukhsana. Sofia Staks lives in Las Vegas and is also an expert belly dancer since her teen years. Miss Skarlett K. from Birmingham doesn’t know how much her tits weigh. Hey, ya gotta ask anyway, right? Unless you’re Brett Favre. Happy birthday, girls.

The latest Curvettes

January 2, 2011 by Elliot James

Late 2010 going into 2011 has been a truly bountiful season for the latest model of Curvettes on XLGirls.com. Ample front ends. Well-padded seats. Plush bumpers. High-beamed headlights. Plush interiors. Lavish bodywork. Lots of leg room. Plenty of pick-up and many of them go from 0 to 60 with no hesitation. A beautiful ride. Feast your eyes and keep on your eyes on these Curvettes in the months ahead. They’re already in the winners circle. Analee Sands is 38F. Brandie Moore is 36G. Brianna Falcone is 44DDD. Charlie Cooper is 38G. Chloe Stevens is 46H. Daniella Grey is 36I. Julia Juggs is 40DDDD. Kendra Grace is 40FF. Lilli Blue is 38FF. Lisa Canon is 34G. Porsche Dali is 42GG. Sadie Berry is 42 J. Twilight Starr is 38G. Add these numbers up and you get sweater-meat paradise, my friends. I give thanks for this new boob bonanza. Twenty years ago, you couldn’t find more than a tiny handful of girls built like this modeling in mags and on video. Today, there’s a much more liberated attitude in the air and many more are proud to strut their stuff who would have never strutted their stuff before. Our cameramen are standing by and ready for even more new Curvettes to debut in 2011. 

Hairstylists and tits. Like pancakes and maple syrup.

December 29, 2010 by Elliot James
Blake James. A few more cup sizes and she'd be SCORE ready.

Blake James. A few more cup sizes and she'd be SCORE ready.

I usually don’t blog about MILFS from 40something magazine, even if they’ve got big tits. But in Blake James’ case, I’m going to make an exception and not because we’re related, at least by surname. This 40 year-old hairstylist busty hardbody from Arizona is blow-drier hot. I just saw her first videos and set at 40somethingmag.com and I’m more than impressed. They’re hardcore and besides the usual boom-boom action, there’s a pre-game interview conducted by Dave that once again raises the bar.

Between answering questions, Blake sucks on the cock of her booty call whose face I have thoughtfully obscured in this photo. And Ms. James is so smooth and natural at the blow job interview, it makes me sad that she cuts hair so far away from SCORE HQ. Why haven’t we done this before with SCORE Girls? Summer Sinn, Minka, Holly Halston, Eva Notty, Annina…they’d be great at this kind of interview. Something to think about for the future. Anyway, I recommend you check out Blake if you love sultry, well-built, middle-aged brunettes that have two ex-husbands, two kids and boff on camera. Female hairstylists and big jugs in your face just go together. Only now does television understand that with shows like Jerseylicious and Split Ends.

Ivy Dreams born Dec. 28.

Ivy Dreams born Dec. 28.

Our birthday shout-out this week goes to Ivy Dreams (Dec. 28), Erin Ireland aka Bunny Jo Tyler (Dec. 29), Lanea Love (Dec. 29), Melonie Max (Dec. 31) and Holly Halston (Dec. 31). Happy holiday birthdays, ladies.

Lanea Love

Lanea Love born Dec. 29.

 

Holly Halston

Holly Halston born Dec. 31.

The ultimate male fantasy

December 24, 2010 by Elliot James

What’s the ultimate male fantasy? Surveys, polls, questionaires and more all point to the main event, the threesome fuck party of one man with two hot girls who attend to his every whim and desire. It’s No. 1 on the wish list of the average guy. And that kind of threesome is in store for you in SCORELAND tomorrow. Fresh from their Xmas party in “SCOREtv Holiday Edition,” Kelly Christiansen and Karen Fisher put their bad selves together and jump the bone of a SCORE reader in a XXX three-way boobapalooza. We don’t shoot girl-girl-guy threesomes in SCORELAND that often.  I can think of Kayla and Minka, Linsey and Veronika, Christy Marks and Cassandra Calogera sharing the bone. When Karen and Kelly met and hit it off in the studio, their chemistry made the decision. They really got into it! It must have been that mistletoe.

And Sunday, Beshine’s first SCORE video introduces us to the pretty German blonde that no bra made by mankind can contain. She’s the talk of the super-sized breast world, especially in Europe. Great looking girls doing nice things to one man-pole and an eager newcomer with super-hooters. The holiday weekend is really shaping up. It truly is the most wonderful time of the year.

The hand bra. Will it get a grip in the fashion world?

December 23, 2010 by Elliot James
Lorna models the basic hand bra.

Lorna models the basic hand bra.

For a change of pace, add gloves.

For a change of pace, add gloves.

Is there really a need for women to spend large sums of cash at Victoria’s Secret and other plush lingerie shops when the ultimate bra is available for free at their fingertips? I’m referring to the hand bra.

As you can see in these photos, the hand bra looks good and it probably feels good. Why should a woman blow 30, 40, 50 bucks on something no one’s going to see anyway? (Except some lucky guy.) The hand bra’s affordable and portable. Easy to clean. Won’t shrink or wear out. It can be worn in different ways for different looks. Want to change the style? Just put on different nail polish or wear gloves.

Karla tries a different style of hand bra.

Karla tries a different style of hand bra.

"I don't know what I did before The Hand Bra," says Kelly.

"I don't know what I did before The Hand Bra," says Kelly.

The bra manufacturers will hate my guts for this Blog piece, but all I’m trying to do is make women look good and feel good and save them a few bucks. True, there are a few drawbacks. They’d have to get used to driving and opening doors with their elbows (typing will be a bitch), but these are minor issues.

The hand bra. If the hand fits, wear it!

Freeze frame hooters

December 19, 2010 by Elliot James
Who will win SCORE and V-Mag Newcomer of the Year?

Who will win SCORE and V-Mag Newcomer of the Year?

Four of the contestants in the SCORE and Voluptuous Model contests have their mid-air boobs frozen through the miracle of nip/tit motion. Now that’s a strong bed. Don’t forget to vote before the SCORELAND polls close on December 31. Jenna, Arianna, Karla and Taylor are all in the running in BOTH Newcomer contests. They all deserve to win. Good luck, girls.

 

Daylene and Sophie give you a hard way to go

December 18, 2010 by Elliot James

She guest-starred on SCOREtv on Wednesday, but Daylene Rio’s visit to SCORELAND would not be complete unless she bounced up and down on the pole. So this weekend, that’s exactly what Miss Rio does in her own wet way. And Sophie Mae brings her considerable breast play talents to “SCORE Theater” with a fresh bouncy-and-shaky vid. And Sophie chats while she’s jiggling, something she hasn’t done before! Miss Mae pulls out the stops in this one. You can thank us on Monday. Thanks for being you, Daylene and Sophie.

Plus some B-Day shout-outs this week to Carrie Ashton (December 14), Denise Derringer (December 16), Ashley Bond (December 16), Winter Morgan (December 18) and Tiffany Towers (December 19).

Holiday floats

December 8, 2010 by Elliot James

 

No, not the kind of meaningless holiday floats you see in the Pasadena Rose Bowl Parade or the Macy’s Thanksgiving Day Parade but the kind of floats that really mean something. Floats that really float the boats of breast lovers, both guys and girls. Now showing on SCORELAND, Valory and Chica demonstrate some key principles of water displacement. Let’s roll the videotape before that sinking feeling sets in. Diakuju, Valory, and gracias, Chica.

Now’s the time to give a big birthday shout to Toppsy Curvey (Dec. 9), Kerry Marie (Dec. 9), TracI ToppS (Dec. 10), Sheila Grant (Dec. 11), Casey Cleevage (Dec. 12), Angelina Vallem (Dec 12), Kitty Lynxxx (Dec. 12), Becky Sunshine (Dec. 12), Kellei G. (Dec. 12), Bella Blaze (Dec 13) and Carrie Ashton (Dec. 14). Many happy returns, ladies. That’s usually the counter next to customer service.

Happy B-Day, Kerry Marie.

Happy B-Day, Kerry Marie.

Happy Birthday, Casey Cleevage

Happy Birthday, Casey Cleevage