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Kelly Christiansen times 2, plus ultra-hottie newcomer Lana

November 5, 2010 by Elliot James

All good things come to those who wait, and that includes new SCORE Girls, the kind who make you shout “Whoa!” Making a rockem-sockem intro worldwide with her first SCORE mag (Holiday ’10), covergirl and all-around eyecandy (44-28-38, 36H-cup) Kelly Christiansen now takes over both SCORELAND and SCOREVideos.com with a double feature of  horny hardcore fun. Kelly’s husband is a SCORE mag reader, website member and DVD buyer, and at his urging, Kelly sent her pictures to our studio. (He deserves an award himself for going above and beyond.)

“We look at it together,” Kelly said. “I normally look at the magazines more than he does. I like to see what the girls are wearing. Look at their cleavage. I like girls. Girls are hot.”

Lana Ivans. Nothing like a sexy girl to brighten the day.

Lana Ivans. Nothing like a sexy girl to brighten the day.

In Kelly’s interview, she also talked about an experience she and her husband had at a strip club. In the SCOREVideos scene, “A Fuck On The Wild Side” (above), Kelly plays out a fantasy she has about working in a strip club and fucking a guy after his friends have left. In the SCORELAND video, “First Time’s A Charm” (below), Kelly charms the pants off Mr. John Strange (the More To Fuck bachelor). Like, who could resist her? There’s gonna be a lot of pants droppin’ this weekend, thanks to beautiful Kelly. Her body looks smokin’ hot in these vids. Check out these trailers and see what you can expect. Like I’ve mentioned before, if you’re a SCORELAND member, the monthly Loyalty Program includes SCOREVideos.com. A true stimulus package.

Then on Sunday, another new, very sexy babe named Lana Ivans makes her SCORELAND debut in a super-sexy solo vid (Lana debuted on on SCOREVideos last month). You’ll be seeing much of this newbie before the year is up! Trust me, you’ll bust a nut over Lana.  Enjoy the weekend and keep scoring!

Kelly Christiansen conquers SCORELAND

October 29, 2010 by Elliot James
Kelly scored big.

Kelly scored big.

Beautiful Kelly Christiansen’s first pictorial from Holiday ’10 SCORE was published on SCORELAND yesterday along with a lengthy interview that Dave and I did with her right after the shoot. Considering Kelly was doing this for the first time, I was really impressed by how relaxed and comfortable she was. Her story is similar to Jayden Prescott’s. Her husband is a SCORE reader.

“”He’s a website member, too, and he also buys some videos. He loves Julia Miles,” Kelly said.  “I always knew it. He was very open about it. And he likes girls like me. He prefers a little meat on the bones. It’s flattering, like, ‘Oh, good, I don’t have anything to worry about.’ He said, ‘Hey, look, they have this BeASCOREModel.com website,’ so we watched the little introductory video and he said, ‘You should do this.'”

We owe SCORE reader/husbands a collective thanks on many levels. They go above and beyond. Next week, SCORELAND will be running Kelly’s first video. Ya don’t want to miss this one. Read more of Kelly’s interview here.

Valory Irene: Wet Dream now in the eBoobStore

October 28, 2010 by Elliot James
Now at eBoobStore.

Now at eBoobStore.

Valory Irene was spotted by a SCORE Guy just like you, a man who always scans his immediate area for good looking, busty babes. His boob radar went on red alert when he noticed the perfect body of Valory. He could have just checked out Valory like the average man would have, then rolled up his tongue and watched her continue on her way. But no. He changed the course of history, and our lives and your lives, when he introduced himself, asked Valory if she’s ever thought of modeling and talked about SCORE. She was interested. He contacted BeASCOREModel.com, and we made immediate plans to photograph 42-27-38 Valory and then signed her to a lucrative contract also.

Valory Irene: Wet Dream is her first DVD out, packed with videos of the 34FF-cup delight, a quiet hottie with an incredible body that does all the talking. There are lingerie and bikini shows, tight T-shirts, a combination interview, strip and measuring scene, tons of T&A play and loads of candid and behind-the-scenes videos. If you love underwater photography and floating boobs, something we love, too, you’re covered. You’ll be breastnotized by this rookie. She took to the camera like a kitten to cream. Visit the eBoobStore, read the full description and watch the trailer, then score your copy today.

The week in busty birthdays

October 26, 2010 by Elliot James
Maxi Mounds (October 25) also wrote the book “The Maxi Mounds Guide To The World Of Exotic Dancing.”
Karen Fisher (October 26) sexed it up in the movies SCORE Sexplosion and Big Tit Tune-Up.
Alexis Silver (October 27) was the evil queen in the movie Mamazons.
Ruth Tyler (October 28) was dubbed the “Handjob Queen of England” by a tabloid newspaper back in the ’90s.
Reyna Mae (October 29) is one of the co-stars of K-JUGS.
Deena Duos (October 29) first appeared in November ’92 SCORE in a desert duo with Lacey Legends.
Kiko Lee (October 29) said in an interview that former baseball great Pete Rose hit a home run with her, proving he can still hold the wood.
Happy birthday, ladies.

The shirt dress. It gets my vote for #1

October 25, 2010 by Elliot James
One of Merilyn's best outfits.

One of Merilyn's best outfits.

Candace Von: curvy beauty.

Candace Von: curvy beauty.

This is the best dress for a busty girl to wear. In my opinion. It’s also called a T-shirt dress or tube dress. Every girl should own at least one and wear it a lot. Simple, tight, short and body-hugging. No ruffles, ridges, belts, buttons or any other kind of crap hanging on it. Goes on fast and comes off even faster. Merilyn and Candace Von wear this kind of dress really well. They’d probably start a riot if they walked down a crowded street dressed like this, especially Merilyn’s see-through number. It couldn’t get any shorter. I think every model should bring this kind of dress to the studio for at least one shoot.

SCORE Girls then & now: mammaries are made of them

October 23, 2010 by Elliot James
Angel Eyes gets her copy of February '98 SCORE.

Angel Eyes gets her copy of February '98 SCORE.

Gorgeous Angel Eyes debuted in our November ’95 issue. She became a popular star on the strip club circuit and could be on the road dancing up to 46 weeks a year. Angel did very little photo and video modeling. She sailed on Boob Cruise ’98, the biggest cruise of the five voyages. A rare video for SCORE Xtra 2 (later re-edited into the DVD, SCORE Classics) drove guys crazy as Angel stripped, oiled, fucked her pussy with a huge vibrator and put a butt plug in her ass. Her last formal pictorial was a pairing with Lovette in June 2000. In October ’01, Alyssa Alps devoted her entire column “On The Road” to hanging out Angel who was getting into real estate. She retired not long afterwards and became a successful businesswoman.

Bre was never a benchwarmer on our team.

Bre was never a benchwarmer on our team.

Last seen in November ’03 SCORE. Georgia hottie Bre was a 19 year-old college co-ed when she started posing, eventually appearing in a total of ten pictorials for SCORE, Voluptuous and SCORELAND. She also chatted about herself in a video interview. “The thing is, I’m open to just about anything,” Bre said. “I like to have fun in bed. I like my body and I want men to enjoy it. I like my boobs and I want men to enjoy them, whether they’re just looking or playing with them. That’s one of the reasons I decided to pose.” She is a true girl-next-door. Today, Bre works in sales.

Kitchens were never dull with Ariana around.

Kitchens were never dull with Ariana around.

Ariana‘s Afghani heritage gifted her with a doe-eyed, sultry look that melted guys in her line of sight into puddles of goo. After sailing on Boob Cruise 2K in May ’00, exotic dancer Ariana went to a Mexican resort in August ’00 for the SCORELAND special On Location Puerto Vallarta. “She flirts a lot with her eyes and uses a lot of eye contact,” said her SCORE photographer. “She was doing this at the hotel in Mexico and practically had the male employees drooling.” Ariana’s first appearance in SCORE was the cover of July 2000, dressed as a belly dancer. Ariana also did a very hot girl-girl with Adina for the video Busty Auditions but never boffed any guys on camera like Adina did. The guys who sailed on Boob Cruise 2000 with Ariana still avidly talk, and ask, about her. Ariana, who lives in LA, never modeled for anyone after us.

Adina beached it on exotic islands with the Boob Cruisers.

Adina beached it on exotic islands with the Boob Cruisers.

The very sexy Adina appeared in four issues (July ’00. Holiday ’00, May ’01 and June ’01) and the DVD Boobs Ahoy! Boob Cruise 2000. She also boffed the cableguy in the Best of SCORE Xtra, her only XXX DVD. Originally a web-cam girl, Adina never posed for any other big-boob mags or video companies. “I found SCORE on the Internet, and it took me two weeks to think it over,” Adina told us in 2000. Adina was a dental tech student at the time of her SCORE debut. We remember her bringing her textbooks on the Boob Cruise clippership but how much studying she got done, we couldn’t tell ya. Adina quit modeling a couple of years after the Boob Cruise and didn’t pursue her dentisty studies but opted for a regular job in the nine-to-five world.

Lacey Legends could probably bench you.

Lacey Legends could probably bench you.

A bodybuilding champion, roller-skating champion, erotic boxer-wrestler and exotic dancer, Lacey Legend’s association with SCORE began in the Nov. ’92 issue in a girl-girl with Deena Duos (who made her covergirl comeback in July ’07). Always in fantastic shape, Lacey returned to SCORE at the age of 51 to pose for Sept. ’99 and later for April ’00 and August ’01. Not interested in hardcore action, Lacey appeared in the DVDs The Greatest Big-Bust Video Ever and Busty Dildo Lovers 1. Lacey left the scene in 2004, closing her website and trading in her lap dancin’ heels for a new career as a businesswoman. She gave a great lap dance so that was a sad day, for us anyway. “The look I like is both healthy and athletic,” Lacey said. “It’s fun acquiring and holding that look. However, you have to want that type of look. Some women want to carry it further than just toning their bodies. I was one of them.”

Top 7 reasons the stacked nurse fantasy remains so popular

October 20, 2010 by Elliot James
An average day at Hooter Hospital

An average day at Hooter Hospital

1) Nurses know every inch of the male anatomy and how it works.

2) Nurses are nurturing and don’t like to see men suffer with blue balls or shafts that won’t go down after a Viagra overdose.

3) By the nature of their jobs and training, nurses are health-oriented, sanitary, caring and cock-worshiping.

4) Their uniforms are exciting, although in real life, nurses don’t wear platform stripper heels, corsets, split-crotch panties, V-necked tops a size too small, white, vinyl miniskirts and strapless push-up bras one cup too small.

5) Excluding hookers and massage-parlor girls, nurses are the only women you don’t know on a personal basis who can wash your cock and balls.

6)  How often do you get to fuck in an electrically operated bed?

7) If the doctor is out, nurses can pitch in on the all-important prostate exam.

Night time is the right time

October 15, 2010 by Elliot James
Ohio super-hooter hottie.

Ohio super-hooter hottie.

This Saturday, meet new SCORE Girl Nadia Night. She hates wearing bras, dresses practically close to naked and likes big tubesteaks. Nadia’s a Florida babe who’s a Dolphins fan, likes to go to the beach in string bikinis and enjoys riding the baloney pony while the cameras roll. That last part is where we come in. Nadia’s first video in SCORE Theater is “Nice & Nasty.” She’s very nice at being nasty. Right off the snap, Nadia turned up the temperature to roasting levels. It was no surprise that the photographer walked out of the studio like he’d just jogged five miles in Florida heat. Roll the clip and you’ll see what I mean.

This past week on SCORELAND has been a rich one, with Destiny Rose, birthday girl Arianna Sinn and Anna Kay. Destiny even went bottoms-up, playing with an anal toy. Very hot stuff.

Suckers

October 11, 2010 by Elliot James
Do we need to tell you her name?

Do we need to tell you her name?

There are many benefits to busty girls sucking or licking lollipops or popsicles. The greatest benefit is to me, of course, but this blog is not about me. The fact is, pop sucking helps stimulate the immune system, a great benefit to a girl’s tits. You see, sucking lollipops stimulates the production of saliva, a substance that protects teeth from decay, adjusts the mouth’s acidity levels and keeps harmful bacteria from growing. Sucking also increases the flow of oxygen. More oxygen intake means a better immune system and a stronger metabolism. All of this means a healthier chest and tits.

If more girls imitated Brandy, this would be a better world.

If more girls imitated Brandy, this would be a better world.

Psychologically, when a big-boobed girl sucks on a lollipop, occasionally taking it out of her mouth to lick her lips, her levels of mental and physical tension automatically decrease. Stress affects all girls. Some girls reach for a cigarette to lower this stress. No good. Others wipe out an entire chocolate cake in one sitting. Not good either. Some bite their fingernails. Nah. Messy. Yech.

Popsicles are an okay alternative to lollipops.

Popsicles are an okay alternative to lollipops.

Sucking on a lollipop can relieve the stress and anxiety of modern life while providing a health kick to the day. If more large-chested girls would suck on lollipops, they would feel less nervous and stressed out. So I urge all busty women to stock up on the pops and keep them handy.

When I was a hippie, I used to hand out single flowers to the larger-breasted women I’d see. Now I often hand out lollipops to them instead and try to explain the benefits of sucking them. Yes, I’ve had a few issues with mall security, but that’s a small price to pay. Yes, lollipops hurt more than flowers when a girl throws one at you, especially when you get nailed in the eye, but again, if even one buxom girl will pick up the lollipop-sucking habit, my work is done.

Breast Shakers: A love story. Not.

October 9, 2010 by Elliot James

The idea for this weekend’s SCORELAND video “Breast Shakers” can’t get more basic. Have girls stand against a wall, and jiggle and shake their hooters. That’s it. But it’s something no card-carrying tit-man could tire of. Because the old-fashioned ways are often still the best. In this video, the breast shakers are Sophie Mae, Sensual Jane and Alexa, a German model. The clip ends with a breast-bounce battle between Amber Bach and June Summers.

Amber Lynn Bach will be smoking a sausage before long.

Amber Bach will be smoking a sausage before long.

In a second SCORE Theater vid this week, Florida wifey and porn star Amber Bach needs something to do to keep busy. She’s kinda restless and needs to blow off some steam. Let’s try to guess what that’s gonna be. I like Amber because she combines a woman-next-door look with a porny-horny sluttiness and a fit body. There’s not a lot like her. This vid’s shot in XXX P.O.V. or as some French film critics call it, “you-da-man.”

Rounding off the weekend is super-slim n’ stacked Lillian Faye showercizing and toying. Lillian’s basically all tits and also has that next-door look about her. Someone you’d see in a supermarket or out walking her dog.

God bless big-boobed women who strut their stuff for us. Don’t take them for granted. That’s all I gotta say.