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You can’t please all of the people all of the time, but you sure can try!

October 8, 2010 by Dave
Tawny Peaks is one of the greatest SCORE Girls ever…depending upon who you ask.

Tawny Peaks is one of the greatest SCORE Girls ever…depending upon who you ask.

When you pick up a copy of SCORE (or browse the on-line version at SCORELAND), do you expect to like every single pictorial? And if you don’t like every single pictorial, will you swear to never buy another issue or subscribe for another month?

I’m praying that your answer to both questions is “No.” Because if it’s not, I’m in trouble.

Back when I was a magazine buyer (as opposed to the editor of SCORE), I was willing to fork over my money for a mag if there was just one pictorial that I knew would get me off over and over again. Back then, I figured five or six dollars was a small price to pay for a half-dozen or more quality jacks. And if an issue had three or four pictorials that got me off, it was a keeper. An all-time great.

Because let’s face it: Even though we’re all big-boob lovers here, we all have different tastes in boobs, girls, bodies, etc. And the odds of every single reader/member being satisfied with every single pictorial in a particular issue are…well, I probably have a better shot at hitting the lottery. The big one.

I started buying SCORE and Voluptuous sight unseen because I could depend on every single issue having at least two, three or more girls who wouldn’t get me down. And that was enough. I mean, even back then, I knew that SCORE wasn’t my own, personal magazine. It wasn’t published just for me, a focus group of one.

And now that I’m the editor of SCORE, I can’t put a girl in the mag just because I like her. I have to be pretty certain that a lot of readers will like her, too. Not every reader. A lot of them. But I know that satisfying everybody with every pictorial will be impossible.

Ashley Sage Ellison always seems to be at the center of controversy. I'd rather stare at her tits than argue.

Ashley Sage Ellison always seems to be at the center of controversy. I'd rather stare at her tits than argue.

One day, I got this letter from B.P. of Toronto, Ontario: “I was a little disappointed in the girls you selected for the bikini pictorial in the August issue. They were all in the huge, super-breasted category. To me, what makes a great bikini girl is not just the way her tits look but also her legs, waist and overall physique. I agree with your choice of Tiffany Towers, but Tawny Peaks? C’mon! She has big tits, but there are SCORE Girls with smaller tits who look better in a bikini.”

But then, the next day, I got this via email: “Re: bikini contest. Although they are all extremely hot I have to vote for Tawny Peaks. She defines a sexy woman.”

So, one guy doesn’t think Tawny Peaks shouldn’t be anywhere near a bikini contest, and the next guy thinks she’s the definition of a SCORE bikini girl.

One guy thinks Ashley Sage Ellison is perfect. The next guy threatens to cancel his subscription if we ever run another photo of Ashley.

And then, when we run another photo of Ashley, and the second guy accuses us of not listening to the readers.

Some readers want us to reject any model who won’t fuck, no matter how stacked she is. Other readers don’t want to see any cock in the magazine. How can you please both? You can’t. It’s impossible.

I could stop running pictures of Minka in SCORE. But then I'd have to go looking for a new job.

I could stop running pictures of Minka in SCORE. But then I'd have to go looking for a new job.

Here’s an excerpt from a letter I ran in the January 2011 issue of SCORE. It’s from Ed of Iowa: “I love naturals: naturally busty and naturally beautiful (as opposed to skinny girls smuggling basketballs). There is definitely nothing wrong with beauties such as Ashley Sage Ellison, Karina Hart or Christy Marks in either magazine. It’s when you feature models like Minka, Lexxi Tyler or Danielle Derek that I have no interest in. Wasted pages that could have decent photo layouts.”

Do you see that? He’s criticizing Minka, one of the most-requested models of all-time! If I go three issues without putting Minka in SCORE, I’m sure to get the “Where’s Minka?” letters and emails.

But then there was this recent Blog comment from J.P. regarding my posting, “Five (and many more) very good reasons the breast of times is now.” “Sorry, Dave, but I totally disagree. Although Miosotis is my favorite of the bunch (and I think Christy Marks is totally overrated), I don’t think any single one of these girls holds a candle to the slim and stacked girls of the 90s. It has nothing to do with nostalgia. SCORE is about HUGE BOOBS, real or enhanced. Enhanced ones are just as good in my opinion.”

Anyway, the purpose of this posting is to 1.) Let you know how we go about doing things and 2.) Let you know that we are listening. We’re always listening. But listening and doing exactly what every reader says are two completely different things. The former is something we do every day. The latter is impossible. Fortunately, keeping every reader and member satisfied isn’t impossible. It’s a matter of getting the recipe right. Using the proper ingredients. And that’s both the challenge and the fun part.

So you keep letting us know what you want. And we’ll keep on sorting this whole thing out…even if, sometimes, it’s enough to drive an editor crazy!

Happy Birthday, Autumn-Jade

October 5, 2010 by Elliot James
Autumn Jade started modeling in 1998.

Autumn Jade started modeling in 1998.

I remember the very first day Autumn-Jade visited the SCORE Studio in Miami. There was a high-energy vibe in the building. Autumn had never modeled in Miami. All of her videos and pictorials had been shot in London, England. The Alabama girl had been invited on the Boob Cruise, but for some reason or another, she couldn’t attend. I was always depressed about that. Then Autumn dropped out of sight until we located her again (it took several weeks of cold-calling) and invited her to model again. At the time, Autumn was house dancing at the Platinum Place in Memphis, Tennessee. Luckily, she returned our message.

To me, Autumn will always be one of the 20 greatest naturals. I’ve always loved the poses she could get into and her easygoing Southern charm and accent.

Autumn made a fine sperm-bank nurse.

Autumn made a fine sperm-bank nurse.

“I worked in a chicken plant,” Autumn once told us. “A girlfriend of mine at the time told me that I could make money just by dancing in a bikini. We both went to the club in Huntsville, Alabama and auditioned, and they said we could both work. I quit my job the next week. Then I went from bikini to t-backs to topless, then I went to nude.”

That lousy chicken factory’s loss was the world’s gain. Autumn has since retired from modeling, but maybe one day she’ll get that urge again. Happy birthday, Autumn Jade.

And while we’re quoting models, here are the answers to yesterday’s Blog mystery quotes:

Christy Marks: “I mean, I’ve always known that a lot of guys out there like big boobs, but there’s something about the way SCORE treats them with respect, almost worships them, that I really like.”

Colt 45: “I’m not too conceited. I don’t own any gold or diamonds. I spend all of my money on my family trying to help them out. I’m more of a giver than a receiver. It makes me feel better about myself.”

Renee Ross: “I love to please men. I mean, I don’t mind being pleased, but for me, it is all about their pleasure.”

Maggie Green: “There was a guy who wanted to fly me to Egypt and buy me this giant ring. He sent pictures of himself and all these love letters I couldn’t understand because they were half in Egyptian, half in broken English, but they were kinda sweet.”

Who said this? Match the SCORE Girl with the quote

October 4, 2010 by Elliot James

Renee Ross is easy to remember, hard to forget.

Christy gives great interview.

The following quotes were said by SCORE Girls during interviews. Do you know who said what?

Who said 1: “I mean, I’ve always known that a lot of guys out there like big boobs, but there’s something about the way SCORE treats them with respect, almost worships them, that I really like.”

Who said 2: “I’m not too conceited. I don’t own any gold or diamonds. I spend all of my money on my family trying to help them out. I’m more of a giver than a receiver. It makes me feel better about myself.”

Who said 3: “I love to please men. I mean, I don’t mind being pleased, but for me, it is all about their pleasure.”

Who said 4: “There was a guy who wanted to fly me to Egypt and buy me this giant ring. He sent pictures of himself and all these love letters I couldn’t understand because they were half in Egyptian, half in broken English, but they were kinda sweet.”

How many sweaters has Colt 45 stretched out?

Maggie Green: plays well with others.

Showing the love

October 1, 2010 by Elliot James
You could hibernate for the winter in there.

You could hibernate for the winter in there.

Ivy Darmon

Ivy Darmon

Think it's that vitamin-rich Czech beer? Could be.

Think it's that vitamin-rich Czech beer? Could be.

Some girls don’t get enough praise. I have three right here who deserve a hunka burning love.

Jennifer Vokova and Ivy Darmon: a couple of cleavage-carrying Czech curvettes. I don’t know how long they plan to model, but I hope they stick around for a while.

Britain's Cathy tasted Super Maxi.

Britain's Cathy tasted Super Maxi.

Born to bare it.

Born to bare it.

Tatiana Blair, a homegrown California cutie. (If we ever wanted to do a Snookie take-off, Tatiana gets my vote to play her.) So show the love. Appreciate them while you have ’em. Because your encouragement gives a model positive energy. It doesn’t cost anything, just a couple of minutes of finger time.

I have some birthday shout-outs this week. Women who understand what a man and his prostate needs. Cynthia Flowers and Persia Monir were born on Sept. 27.  Cathy Barry and Bozena were born on Sept. 28. LaTina and Lovely Libra were born on Sept. 29. Jada Deville was born on Sept. 30. Natalie Fiore on October 2. Veronica Vaughn’s birthday is Oct. 3. Happy birthday, ladies. keep it up.

The health benefits of wearing a wet T-shirt

September 29, 2010 by Elliot James
Keeping the shirt wet is a top priority.

Keeping the shirt wet is a top priority.

There are many health benefits to wearing a wet T-shirt. These benefits don’t apply to everyone, of course. Guys should not wear wet T-shirts because it’s disgusting and makes me sick. The main beneficiaries of wearing wet T-shirts are, of course, women with big boobs. Let me explain the physics behind this.

When it’s very hot out, the body can overheat, and that can be dangerous. Wearing a wet T-shirt can prevent heat exhaustion or stroke. You see, as the water in the fibers of a wet T-shirt evaporate, a cooling effect from the evaporation is created as the heat energy is transferred from the breasts to the water-soaked cloth. This cools the body down safely. A side-effect is that this cooling action also hardens the nipples. I look upon this as beneficial also since it may increase production of the hormone Oxytocin, the “feel-good” chemical, which can make a girl feel horny. The tighter the T-shirt, the better the cooling effect since there is no trapped warm air between the skin and the shirt.

Enough to make a grown man cry like a wuss.

Enough to make a grown man cry like a wuss.

So I urge girls to wear wet and tight T-shirts as often as possible, especially during hot weather or if they take public transportation where it can get really hot. I was in London a few years ago and rode the tube, and let me tell you, it was like an oven down there because there’s no air-conditioning. I urged some of the girls waiting for the train to wear wet T-shirts and carry spray bottles filled with ice water. They looked at me like I was crazy. The British are a stubborn people.

I could watch Natalie shower all day. I'd bring lunch with me.

I could watch Natalie shower all day. I'd bring lunch with me.

Fan art is fantastic! Pt. 4!

September 26, 2010 by Maria

Pirate Nicole will shiver your timbers!

Pirate Nicole will shiver your timbers!

Oh, H.D., our friendliest artist from Germany who sends us artwork of all our favorite big-titted babes! Why are you so good to us? Is it because we share a love of curvy women? (I think that might be it!) Those of you blog regulars know that H.D. loves two things: Big boots and big tits and he always makes sure to fill his drawings with a healthy helping of both. (If you are NOT familiar with his artwork, get real familiar, real quick by clicking HERE, HERE, HERE and HERE. IMMEDIATELY!)  Today’s subject is one of the greats, Nicole Peters.

Why is Nicole Peters legendary? Well, for one, she has that girl-next-door quality. That “je ne sais quoi,” which is French for, “That WOW’ness.” (And between you and me, she has that fucking sexy accent. Brits with big tits and that adorable accent are a little slice of heaven.) And for another, she has amazing tits. AMAZING tits. Tits that H.D. has captured perfectly. My favorite? The pirate pic above. I am all about boots on hot chicks. High boots turn every chick into a hooker in my imagination and there ain’t nothing wrong with that. Kudos to H.D. for these marvelous renderings of Nicole!

Nicole Peters. Tiny Shorts. Crotch Shot. All things that are good.

Nicole Peters. Tiny Shorts. Crotch Shot. All things that are good.

There is something about a woman like Nicole, pulling her tit out of her bra that screams of perfection.

There is something about a woman like Nicole, pulling her tit out of her bra that screams of perfection.

Mujeres de pecho muy abultado

September 25, 2010 by Elliot James
An earth mother, for sure.

An earth mother, for sure.

Cynthia Romero, another SA hottie.

Cynthia Romero, another SA hottie.

Siesta time in Asuncion.

Siesta time in Asuncion.

Women with very big breasts. Mujeres de pecho muy abultado. I haven’t ever had the opportunity to go to South America but SCORE photographers have. They didn’t go there to shoot exotic birds. Well, they kinda did. So here are a few of my favorite citizens of Paraguay, Brazil and other S.A. nations, and none of them are politicians, movie stars or novelists. Most of them live 3821 miles from Miami. Not exactly around the corner. But they are worth it.

We never penetrated Mexico, for some reason and no Mexican girls have ever contacted us. We took American models there but we never found any. I guess that’s how things just work out. There are a lot more S.A. girls inside SCORELAND. many more including one-shots and one-hit wonders. Another interesting thing about these four is that they had no desire for any kind of XXX. The most daring of the bunch is Romina. She uses toys (and she really knows how to use them). Cynthia doesn’t like to even show her pussy. Maybe it has something to do with them growing up in Catholic countries. They’ll freely talk about sex and they say they have good sex lives but they don’t want to do it in front of the camera. In the long run, it’s all about their titties anyway. Otherwise, SCORELAND would be in danger of becoming another D-cup porn site. I hope we can find more Rominas and Paolas in 2011.

Luma lights up the world.

Luma lights up the world.

Valory week, Kali is back and double your pleasure

September 24, 2010 by Elliot James

The Valory Irene Special continues this weekend with a look at our latest contribution to the wonderful world of big boobs. Valory’s 21 and loves the ’80s, disco and reading. She considers herself a shy, bashful person but enjoys looking at herself in the mirror, checking out her photos and videos and reading the comments on SCORELAND. Valory wants to travel and see the world. We’re doing our best to make that dream come true.

Valory Irene in the Dominican Republic.

Fans of Kali West, myself included, will welcome her back this Saturday in a fresh pictorial and matching XXX video Hootery Hangover in Voluptuous Theater. Prettier than ever, Kali’s in post-partum shape,a bit more more curvy, plush and zaftig than the Kali of Mamazon. Her boobs look delightful flying in bounce formation as she rides.

Kali West gets a grip.

And double the pleasure with two pairs of beautiful hooters and four skilled palms, starting Sunday. Melissa Mandlikova and Kristy Klenot are very hands-on and handy girls. Girls you can pull for. Putting them together was a stroke…of genius. Kristy’s the bold one, the dirty talker, coaxing Melissa into a tits & tugs party, in both photos and video. It’s a long one, too. They like it like that. It’s Kristy at her most aggressive, hands-down. She really has her finger on the pulse of the breast-man.

Your weekend is complete. Just add the beer and pizza.

Kristy Klenot and Melissa Mandlikova

Valory Irene’s tits are sprung free at last!

September 21, 2010 by Dave
Valory Irene: Her top comes off today…finally.

Valory Irene: Her top comes off today…finally.

Until Valory's arrival today, Merilyn Sakova was the Ukraine's No. 1 export to SCORELAND.

Until Valory's arrival today, Merilyn Sakova was the Ukraine's No. 1 export to SCORELAND.

As cock teases go, this might be the biggest ever. But, hey, when a girl is as special as Valory Irene–or, maybe I should say, when a girl has a perfect, natural FF-cup rack like Valory does–sometimes the wait makes everything better when the big days arrives. Well, the big day has arrived. The big moment, actually. It arrives seven minutes, five seconds into Valory’s debut video today at SCORELAND, when she reveals her tits for the first time.

Valory is from the Ukraine, the same country that gave us Merilyn Sakova. Other than the fact that they’re both naturally stacked (and they’re both very slim), they aren’t much alike. At least I don’t think so. Valory’s tits are nothing like Merilyn’s tits. Valory’s ass is nothing like Merilyn’s ass. They don’t resemble each other facially, either. And, hey, why should they? Not all Americans look alike, so why should all Ukrainians look alike?

Actually, if all Ukrainians looked like Valory and Merilyn, we’d set up permanent shop in Kiev.

Anyway, Valory is 21. She’s never modeled before. She says she’s a little shy, and I believe it. She’s 5’4″, 126 pounds and measures 42-27-38. She doesn’t have a boyfriend, but she wants one. She works as the manager of an Internet company. You will see her absolutely nowhere else but at SCORELAND.

And, starting today, after a 14-day tease, you’re going to see a whole lot more of her.  Enjoy.

One in four lapdancers have a college degree

September 13, 2010 by Elliot James
A dollar? What a cheap cocksucker.

A dollar? What a cheap cocksucker.

Lapdancing in the United Kingdom is relatively new, at least compared to the USA. A recent study by Dr. Teela Sanders and Kate Hardy from the University of Leeds found that one in four British dancers have a college degree while 14% are using strip clubs to finance their undergraduate education. I love these studies. They uncover so much pure data.

Hardy and Sanders say the 300 dancers they quizzed reported high levels of job satisfaction, the majority listing flexibility as the main attraction of working in a strip club. Dr. Sanders cites the “endless supply of women” becoming strippers. “These women are incredibly body confident. I think there is something of a generational cultural difference. These young women do not buy the line that they are being exploited because they are the ones making the money out of a three-minute dance and a bit of a chat.”

Hardy and Sanders did call for better government regulation to improve dancers’ safety, like banning private rooms to reduce the danger to dancers from shady customers. Unemployed college graduates who couldn’t find jobs with their degrees in the lousy economy made up a large percentage of the dancers they surveyed. (I don’t think the recession has increased the ranks of big-boobed girls in modeling.)

So support higher education. Buy a lap dance this week. Because a behind is a terrible thing to waste.

And if you see a SCORE-sized pair of knockers on a dancer, please tell her about the BeASCOREModel scholarship program.