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It’s a big-boob beer blitz by two busty bombshells

September 28, 2019 by Elliot James

Our busty bombshell bartenders Korina Kova and Selena Adams bounce their big boobs and bodacious booties on our beer bar. The two bosom buddies and kissin’ cousins boasting hourglass perfection (one from Florida, the other from Canada) have big eyes for each other.

You know them, but editorial protocol, like beautiful girls, must be followed. Selena is wearing the striped top. Korina  is in the blue tube top. They’re dressed for the heat in a bar room blitz of big tits. Beer, babes, bare breasts and bountiful, bubbly behinds. It’s party time.

Getcha beer, here!

 

The Uncensored Guide to Lap Dancing: Part Five & Conclusion

February 24, 2016 by Elliot James

Tip the dancers on stage, even if you’re not sitting at the stage.

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LAP DANCE ETIQUETTE

Or, that dance doesn’t stink. You do!

You’re not going on a date when you enter a strip club and look for a lap dance, but you’re still going to be associating with women. Just because you have what they want (money) doesn’t mean you can be a disgusting pig. So, before you leave for the club:

1. Take a shower or make sure you smell good. You want these girls getting as close to you as possible, and they’re not going to want to if you smell like a garbage dump.

2. Think twice before putting on cologne. What if she doesn’t like what you’re wearing? What if it reminds her of her ex-deadbeat boyfriend (as opposed to her current deadbeat boyfriend)? Remember, you’re not trying to build a long-lasting relationship with her. You’re trying to get her to grind your cock in a way that’ll get you off.

3. Don’t wear rough pants. If you wear denim jeans, make sure they’re soft and pre-washed. Soft khakis are good. Sweatpants are fine, too, if the club allows them. Loose and soft is the way to go. If you have the balls, wear baggy shorts with no underwear. When you get to the club, take your keys and bulky items out of your front pockets.

4. If you haven’t shaved for a few days, shave. If you scrape a dancer’s boobs with your metrosexual stubble, her experience will be less than pleasant, and that will affect your experience. This rule does not apply if you have a full, soft beard.

Then, when you get to the club:

1. Don’t get drunk off your ass. First, you want to exercise some money management. One time, a friend and I went to a ballgame in Montreal. He drank a beer an inning. Then we went to one of Montreal’s notorious strip joints, at which he promptly fell in love with a dancer, convinced himself that she liked him and proceeded to empty his pockets. Of course, when he ran out of money, her love affair with him was over. A drunk guy in a strip club is what’s known as a mark. Nobody wants to be a mark.

2. Don’t be loud and obnoxious. Very few dancers like loud, obnoxious guys (they remind them of their boyfriends).

3. Tip the dancers on stage, even if you’re not sitting at the stage. You’ll score points with all the dancers, who’ll be more eager to score with you.

4. Don’t tip for a single lap dance. If you do, you will lock yourself in with that dancer. If you buy three or four dances from a girl, then you can throw in a tip after the final dance. Make her work for her money.

5. If you can swing it, tip the bouncer when you walk in. He’ll appreciate it and leave you alone (unless you’re violating the “Rules of the Room”).

6. If you intend to shoot a load during the dance, go to the men’s room while you’re hard or semi-hard and put on a condom. Otherwise, you’ll stain your shorts and pants and make a mess.

7. Dancers know they have hot bodies or they wouldn’t have been hired by the club, but they still need verbal reinforcement. Compliment her on her hair and body while she’s lapping you (without sounding like a porno perv).

8. Between  dances with the same girl, take a break for a chat (the length of one song) and offer to give her a foot massage. Dancers love foot massages (they’re standing on high heels for eight hours at a time), and when she starts her next dance, she’ll probably be more generous with her body.

9. Be nice to her. Use your hands to make love to her body. Just because she’s a stripper doesn’t mean she doesn’t like to feel good. When she’s sitting on your lap with her back to you, breathe lightly on the nape of her neck or into her ear. These are powerful erogenous zones for a woman, and even the toughest dancer will find herself getting turned on.

10. Keep the grinding rhythmic and strong when she is sitting on your lap. Match her motion, as if you’re dancing with her.

There are a few more touchy subjects we should deal with, too.

V.I.P. Rooms: Once she’s sitting on your lap, there’s a good chance she’ll try to lure you into the V.I.P. room. V.I.P. rooms tend to be very pricey, and what you’ll receive in the room varies from club to club and state to state (in some cases, you’ll get nothing more than a more-private experience and a bottle of overpriced champagne; in other cases, and for considerably more money, you’ll get a hand job, maybe a blow job, maybe full service). If you don’t want to go into the V.I.P. room, just say to her, nicely, “No thanks. I’m fine out here.” If she keeps pushing you, she’s a money-hungry whore and it might be time for you to cum and run. Or just run.

The Lap Dance Room Blow Job: Yes, there are clubs (I’ve been in them) where blow jobs or hand jobs, sometimes even full, sit-on-your-cock sex, are offered in the Lap Dance Room. I’ve been in clubs in which the girl pulled my cock out and went down to suck without even asking. Now, this might be tough to do in this situation, but it’s important: Insist on a condom. Because your cock won’t be the first cock she’s sucked in the Lap Dance Room. And it won’t be the last. Can you be positive that the last unsheathed cock she sucked was disease-free? No, you can’t!

Got all that? Now go out and get your dance!

Editors: Dave Rosenbaum & Elliot James

The Uncensored Guide to Lap Dancing: Part Four

February 22, 2016 by Elliot James

Today we address the "Rules of the Room."

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RULES OF THE ROOM

Or, how to avoid getting bounced.

I’ve had my hand pushed away by a lap dancer. But never twice by the same lap dancer. At least not on the same part of her body.

I’ve locked my mouth around a lap dancer’s tit and heard, “Lick. Don’t suck.” And she only had to tell me once.

I’ve had hundreds of lap dances, some good, some bad, some memorable, and by now, I think I know the Rules of the Room.

You’re not going to see the Rules of the Lap Dance Room posted anywhere. You just have to know them.

1. No means no. Listen to what she says! You do not want to piss off your lap dancer. She’s your friend. You want her to make you happy. You want her to want to make you happy. So when she tells you not to bite or suck her nipple, don’t bite it. If you’re kneading her tits like a pile of dough and she says, “Soft, not hard,” then soft, not hard, it is.

2. Do not try to finger her pussy unless she invites you to do it. Don’t worry. She’ll let you know if it’s okay. You’ll be playing with her hips. Maybe your hand will wander over her G-string. And she’ll direct your hand to her pussy. If she does, rub it. If she moans, finger it. The same rule applies to her ass, although I’ve been with only a handful of dancers who let me finger their assholes. Which brings me to the next rule…

3. If she’s letting you finger her, don’t go from her pussy to her ass and back again. That’s an hygienic no-no.

4. Keep your cock in your pants unless she invites you to take your cock out of your pants, which she probably won’t. Violating this rule could get you thrown out of the club if there’s a bouncer nearby.

5. Don’t try to kiss her on the lips. Kiss her ears (but don’t stick your tongue in them), kiss her shoulders, kiss her neck, but don’t try to kiss her on the lips, don’t try to French her and don’t slobber! Besides, for reasons I’m not going to go into here but should be obvious, you don’t want to French her.

6. Remember, a good dancer not only wants to make you happy this time, she wants to keep you as a customer. She’ll let you know what you can do, either by directing your hands or whispering in your ear. On the other hand…

7. A good, professional dancer never gives it all away during the first song. Chances are–and this only goes for a good dancer–the more you invest, the more comfortable she’ll get with you and the more risqué she’ll become. The more certain she’ll be that you’re not a cop. Strippers are like real-life girls in that way. The more time you spend with them, the nicer they are to you. Unless you’re an asshole.

8. Don’t be afraid to make special requests. No, I’m not telling you to say to her, “Blow me.” What I’m saying is, if she’s facing you and you want to see her ass, just say to her, “Let me see your ass.” Say it politely, not gruffly. If she has her ass in your face and you want to see her tits, ask her to turn around. Don’t say, “Turn around, bitch.” Say, “Let me see those beautiful tits again.”

Finally, make sure your cock is facing the right way (whatever’s comfortable for you; for me, it’s up and leaning left). Don’t be afraid to say to her, “Can you give me a second to adjust myself?” She’s been through this routine before. And be discreet when the bouncer or bartender are nearby or in the room. In other words, when the bouncer walks by isn’t the time to shove a finger up her tight little ass.

Know the rules of the club. Know the girl’s rules. If you really like a dancer, build a relationship with her. No, I’m not telling you to take her home to meet the parents. With familiarity comes better, hotter dances.

To be continued.

The Uncensored Guide to Lap Dancing: Part Three

February 17, 2016 by Elliot James

Some guys go for two girls during a night of stripclubbing.

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Now, my next suggestion might turn off some of you, but let’s be realistic: You’re not gonna be the first guy she gave a lap dance to and you’re not gonna be the last. A strip club is not the place to find untouched virgins who you’re going to bring home to mama.

I’m going to suggest that unless you’re absolutely sure the girl you just saw onstage is going to give you a great lap dance–and I mean she did just about everything within the legal limit to give you a great show and practically dropped down into your lap–you’re still not ready to take the plunge. Here’s what I mean.

If the club has an open lap dance room (meaning the area where the dancers give lappers isn’t separate from the rest of the club), take some time to see who’s giving the best lap dances. Don’t stare! Don’t turn some poor schlub’s private session into your personal peep show. That’s just not right. It violates some unwritten man rule. But look around. See which dancers are really grinding, which dancers are really giving the customers their money’s worth. Which dancers are always reaching behind their backs and grabbing the patrons’ cocks. Figure out which dancers are always in demand.

If the club doesn’t have an open lap dance area,  there are still things you can do. Conclusions you can draw.

For example, let’s say you see a guy and a dancer walk back to the lap dance room. One song later, they’re walking back out. This could mean only one of three things:

1. The dance sucked and the guy couldn’t wait to get out of there.

2. The dance was great and the guy came quickly.

3. The guy only had enough money for one dance.

If it’s the third reason, you’re fucked. You can’t draw any conclusions.

Of the other two possibilities, chances are the dance sucked, and here’s why: If he came in his pants, he wouldn’t be walking out of the room so quickly. He’d still be back there adjusting himself. Getting himself ready. Tipping the dancer. Exchanging small talk. Then, somewhere near the end of the next song, they’d walk back out.

If the dance sucked, you can definitely tell. He walks out first, she walks out second, they’re not talking to each other, he wants to get as far away from her as possible, but he doesn’t leave the club. He stays because he still has money left to burn. Just not with her.

Of course, if the guy and his dancer are back there for a half hour, you know the dances are good. Another good sign: the guy leaves the lap dance room but the dancer doesn’t. He heads straight for the ATM machine, takes out more cash and heads back into the room. This guy is spending more than he planned on spending because he’s getting the dances of his life. This is the best sign.

So relax. Look around. See who’s enjoying themselves. See which dancers are constantly in demand. They’re not always going to be the prettiest ones (if the regulars seem to be going for the “8” girl and the “10” girl is sitting around smoking and drinking by herself, you can bet who gives the better lap dances).

Now, finally, you’re ready to take the plunge. You’re ready to dip into your wallet and spend some money (or visit the ATM machine).

You’ve done your homework.

You’ve had a few drinks.

You’ve resisted advances from the first dancers who approached you.

You’ve spent some time at the stage.

You’ve smelled, you’ve stared, you’ve listened.

You’ve scouted.

You have your sights set on the girl who’s gonna grind your cock so good, you’ll be cumming by the end of the second song.

Maybe.

Next, read “Rules Of The Room” in Part Four. Because doing your homework only gets you ready for the final exam.

To be continued.

 

 

A busty stripper turned me into a zombie

May 9, 2013 by Elliot James

Yesterday’s Blog by Dave brought back many happy memories of sitting stage-side in strip clubs with glazed eyes and heightened expectations of who was going to take it off next.

And those expectations were the only I had. Never go to a strip club thinking you’re going to “get lucky” or meet a future girlfriend. Just take it for what it offers: a parade of naked, dancing tits and ass inches from your face and a fun way to hang out for a couple of hours.

Yes, I was a zombie and a happy one. Dancers turned me into a zombie and I enjoyed every second.

I’m no longer a strip club zombie. I’ve stopped going to strip clubs because it’s impossible to find big-boobed dancers anymore in South Florida.  In fact, the last one I actually saw was now-retired Cindy Cupps at the Booby Trap in Pompano Beach.

However, if you know of any, we want to know, so contact us at model@scoregroup.com or visit SCOREModelsWanted.com.

And now for a special dance by Daphne Rosen.

And happy birthday to:

Susie Wilden May 9

Toni Evans May 10

Nikki Smith May 10

SCORE babes talk about dancing

July 28, 2012 by Elliot James

I don’t know how the Internet has affected the strip club scene as far as attendance numbers, but the clubs still seem to be going strong according to the people I know in that business. There are much less feature dancers these days in North America, especially in the big-bust league, and many more house dancers.

I don’t go to titty bars like I used to because most of the clubs in Florida  tend to hire skinny dancers with small chests, and that’s never been my speed. Back in the 1990s, I managed to see most of the big-bust superstar dancers, like Alyssa Alps, Busty Dusty, SaRenna Lee, Minka, Traci Topps and a lot of other big names, in clubs like Flashdancers and Boobie Bungalow.

There are still tons of clubs in South Florida, and friends I know who work in the club business in the mid-west tell me that there are still lots of clubs in Wisconsin, Indiana, Michigan and other Mid-Western states. (The clubs and bars are more casual there than the expensive gentlemen’s clubs in large urban areas.)

Which leads me to quoting several SCORE Girls about their dancing days.

Gee, she's an angel.

Angel Gee: “I used to dance in a no-contact club, but if I liked somebody and they liked me and I was comfortable enough, I could inch my way a little bit closer, put my boobs up in their face and whatever.  And of course they’d say, ‘Can I touch?’ and I’d be like, ‘Hmmmm, maybe!’ I absolutely loved dancing, and it wasn’t even about the money, which is a sad thing ’cause I’m not your average stripper. I love my body. I’m comfortable in my skin, and I love to have guys wanting me. It’s a big turn-on to be the center of attention and all eyes are on me and it’s my show.”

 

A faceful of Colt 45.

Colt 45: “I’m not much of a dancer. I’m more of an entertainer. I don’t put on a big, glamorous show. I do more of a personal show, an audience participation kind of thing. I always ask the guys, ‘Do you want me to paint myself or do you want my boobs around your face?’ I’ll hang with guys and drink every chance I can get. I’ve never been one to stay in the dressing room and stare in a mirror like some girls. I’m more down-to-Earth, and I like to hang out with people. That always surprises people, that I’m down-to-Earth.”

Morgan danced in UK clubs for a few years.

Morgan Leigh: “American clubs have been around longer so they’re set up better. The clubs are usually bigger over here in the United States. And they’re more accepted. It’s more acceptable to go to a strip club or gentlemen’s club here than it is over in the UK. I’ll often be out with friends and we’ll decide to go to a gentlemen’s club. Guys in Britain are more budget-minded. They are more careful with what they do with their money. It’s still a fantasy thing, a relaxing thing, an enjoyable thing. I think most guys, wherever they are, get the same thrill out of it. In the clubs I danced in, in most of them I had to wear knickers. Of course, it didn’t matter because most of the men only cared about staring at my big boobs.”

Ohio sweetie Destiny.

Destiny Rose: “My club is off the highway so I get a lot of truck drivers who stop in for a bite to eat. On the weekends, it’s a younger crowd. It’s fun. I like dancing on the weekends. I like to squeeze my tits together and lick both my nipples at the same time. It feels good. I am sure that if I tried, I could probably stick both my nipples in my mouth at the same time and suck them and hold them there for a while. There is this one girl that I dance with at the club. She is busty and exotic looking and I love her. I swear that on any given night when I am not working, I will go into the club and I will give her half of my money just on getting lap dances alone! That’s the power of big boobies for you! I can’t resist!”

It's difficult to remove your face from Daylene.

Daylene Rio: “I can pretty much do full-on grind. I don’t have to be 20-feet away. They pop all the time. The dance isn’t over until the guy pops in his pants. I’ve had it happen in 30 seconds.  When guys come into the club, they’re not looking for romance. They’re looking to have fun. Sometimes guys will recognize me from SCORE. I love when that happens.”

I long for the days when the big-boobed girls ruled the stages.