A reader wrote that Alexya has a "Mona Lisa smile."
Brits wank to Danniella's Babestation call-in shows.
Alexya, “The Girl With Come-Here Eyes,” has a talent for eye-banging that comes through in every pictorial and video she does. And that’s only one of her many assets and skills. She tends to have a serious, mysterious look on-camera. Off-camera, Alexya laughs and smiles a lot. “It’s crazy if I go out with a lot of cleavage showing,” Alexya says. She needs a bodyguard.
Daniella Levy’s the hot chick on British TV. She takes phone calls and persuades innocent men to lose their jeans. You’ll hear how dirty Danniella can talk when you fire up her videos. She’s got the gift of non-stop jack chat and a rack to match. Roddie commented, “I used to go to the club where Danni was a lap dancer but never saw her. I certainly would not have forgotten that gorgeous figure and tits!”
The topless glam-babe scene in Great Britain continues at full-speed, and Danniella “Danni” Levy is one of its most well-known celebs. The glam-babes rule in UK tabloid newspapers and late-night television, and Danni, like Katie Thornton, is one of its top models.
Danni loves big cleavage, and she’s got the fantastic boobage for it.
Wearing plunge bras keeps all eyes on her slim, toned and stacked bod.
Thousands of topless women across America and Canada and around the world will take to the streets on Sunday, August 24 for the 7th annual “National Go Topless Day.”
The event is held each year in August in observance of Women’s Equality Day, August 26, 1920, when American women were given the right to vote.
“New York has been legally topless for women since 1992, but Los Angeles still bans it,” said a GoTopless spokesperson and the leader of GoTopless NYC.
The “Go Topless” movement was created and is sponsored by the Raelians, a group of UFO believers. Members believe humans were created by aliens known as the “Elohim” and that not allowing women to go topless is an insult to the aliens.
I’m not making this up.
“As long as men are allowed to be topless in public, women should have the same constitutional right. Or else men should have to wear something to hide their chests,” said a Raelian priestess and “Go Topless Day” organizer.
Most women wear pasties.
Prepare for the big day by checking out their “Boob Map” at their information-packed website, Gotopless.org.
I’m all for this event. Naked nipples are beautiful. Only perverts are disgusted by bare nips. Not allowing women to go topless is not only an insult to the aliens but to me personally.
The other afternoon, I had an interesting talk with Dave about underwear.
I know…none of you would have that convo with your co-workers, but here, we talk about a lot of wild shit.
Well, Dave and I started talking about panties because I think that we should all talk more about panties. Panties don’t get enough attention, and frankly, I think panties are kind of awesome and chicks go through a lot of trouble to find nice panties to wear so gentlemen like yourselves see them. If we didn’t want them seen, looked at or admired, we would all wear big, white granny panties and call it a day. Remember that.
But I digress. We started talking about panties, and then that led to talk of bras (Which the same laws apply to. We wear pretty bras for you gents) and whether or not women should keep their bras on during sex.
Dave says that keeping the bra on (and sometimes even the panties on) during sex changes things up a little. You know…you get so hot and bothered that you can’t even be bothered to take her bra off. You just pull her tits out of it and fucking go to town. Or, rather, go to Fucking Town.
I say, nay.
And that’s just from my personal experience. When it’s sexy time, in my experience, anyway, most tit men want the bra off so the tits are free for fondling.
But then again, it’s not like I stopped them in that instant and conducted a poll on their preferences. There were different poles involved. lol
So, now I am asking you: Do you prefer that a woman keep her bra on or off during sex? These are the kinds of questions that keep me up nights, people. 🙂
Take a good look at Westy in both the bra-on state and the bra-off state and then give me your answer.
I live for your input. I do.
xoxox
Maria
Here we see Westy with no bra on, and her tits are free.
But today, I am proud to say that my naked ninja fantasy is now a reality.
What? I am entitled to have naked ninja fantasies. Hot chicks who kick ass have always had a soft spot in my pants…er, heart. It is the reason comic book heroines are hot. All curves and just a touch of danger…who wouldn’t love that?
And who wouldn’t love to be pummeled by our latest busty find, Siri?
Siri is all curves. We showed you her inverted nipples in our last blog video, and this time we are going to show you her thick legs and her fierce martial art moves. (They are not that fierce, but that’s because naked karate is more subtle than that. lol)
As a lover of all things tits and ass, I am also a sucker for legs. I love a long pair of gams on a gal, especially when they are curvy and thick. That’s why when I saw Siri’s legs, I knew I had to have her pose for my other magazine, Leg Sex.
Check out this shot of Siri‘s stems. Pretty hot, eh?
Siri is all curves; big tits, big ass and a great set of legs!
And since I thought her legs were sexy, I thought it would be fun to have Siri do some karate moves for me. I asked her to do them topless and in tiny shorts, of course. Why? Because martial arts are definitely better when nudity is involved, I am just saying.
And while I highly doubt that Siri’s karate moves would take down any bad guys, they would totally give the bad guys serious wood, and no one wants to fight when they have a boner. 🙂
Yes…a hot piece of ass like Siri could probably bring about world peace. (At least I like to think so.)
Check out her tits and kicks below! Then check out her first hardcore scenes today and tomorrow at SCORELAND.
Angered by what they regarded as discrimination, a group of women in southern Sweden established the Bara Bröst Network in 2007. The group (which translates both as “bare breasts” and “just breasts”) started a campaign for Swedish women to be allowed to swim topless at a pool in the city of Uppsala. They were ejected from the pool but didn’t stop at that. The Bare Breasts Network also wants to follow the local custom of fans taking off their tops every time their football team scores a goal.
“We want our breasts to be as normal and desexualized as men’s so that we too can pull off our shirts at football matches,” spokeswomen Astrid Hellroth Ambjörnsson told Ottar, a magazine published by the Swedish Association for Sexuality Education. “Our aim is to start a debate about the unwritten social and cultural rules that sexualize and discriminate against the female body.”
If only this movement would spread to North America where female public toplessness is generally considered “indecent exposure.” (Not by me!) It would help make finding potential new SCORE models so much easier. What can I say? That’s how my mind operates.
In recent years, European musicians and music producers have leeched onto the name “Bara Bröst” for their own usage and products, diluting the name of the original organization. No good deed goes unpunished.
This week in birthdays: Busty BriAnna (Dec. 2), Nadine Jansen (Dec. 3), Tanya Danielle (Dec. 3), Penelope Pumpkins (Dec. 4), Dixie Devereaux (Dec. 4), Mellie D. (Dec. 5) and Ginger (Dec. 5).
I look at ladies like Heidi, Christy and Ginger (above) and I am fascinated and confused by their tan lines. To me, they look like milky-white pasites, and I find them almost distracting. Like, I can’t see their boobs because they are wearing a tan line bikini. I mean, they have fantastic jugs and that’s awesome, but I am caught in the glare.
I have plenty of guy friends who think that this half-baked look is all the rage. They think it’s sexy for a girl to have pale, white triangles on her person. Ah, I don’t know if I can get into it. Sure, in years past this was more of a fad than now, especially with sun block and people being more wary about spending time in the rays. But it still exists. I see it all the time. But I think that I prefer the idea of a woman with no tan lines. To me, it means that she is tanning her tits and that she is out in public with her boobs out to the wind. (I think that a woman topless in the sun is GREAT!)
What do YOU guys think about this? Are you into the two-tone titties? Or are you a firm believer in monochromatic mams? (I know I am!)
(Dear Dave, I see your Arianna Video and I raise you this blog by the one and only Jenna Valentine. I figured the only way to trump a video from the Bahamas was to let Jenna, who was ACTUALLY there, tell you guys what it was like to frolic with the busties. And of course, she has some pics of all the behind the scenes action for you, too. Dave, I may be saying this prematurely, but…I WIN. lol xoxo, Maria 🙂 Take it away, Jenna…)
Jenna Valentine and her debut magazine, Voluptuous May 2010.
Jenna Valentine: Sublime in the tropics.
The view of the beach from the girls’ private house in the Bahamas.
Taylor and Jenna get close for comfort.
Taylor Steele, Jenna Valentine and Karla James…they want to mount your vessel.
Sailor girl Jenna could inspire a lot of seamen.
Oh, hi, SCORELAND Members!
This is Jenna Valentine, taking over the SCORELAND Blog for a hot mess of a minute. Somehow, I got permission to write a blog about my trip to the Bahamas. But before that, I’d like to officially announce (imagine dramatic royal horns playing!) that I got my first bra fitting! Okay, that’s boring, but the good news is (Well, at least for you guys, not my for my bra-buying wallet!) that I am a 36H! I don’t know how this happened. I’d like to thank the Academy and my good genes. I’ve had big boobs since fourth grade. I had D-cups by age 11. (Writing that made me feel creepy, and now I think Chris Hansen is behind me.) Anyway, I have no idea where these came from. No one in my family has big boobs. I am the only one. My mom (who’s a MILF by the way, guys!) is super petite. She’s 5″ and 100 lbs. (Now you know where I get my epic height from.) But my boobs? No idea. I just text-messaged my grandma and asked her if I was in some sort of nuclear accident area when I was born.
Okay, enough about my boobs. No just kidding. Let’s talk about more boobs. I was recently asked to take a trip to the Bahamas to pose for SCORE, and I said YES! (Exactly like that, without thinking.) Let’s be honest, I am obviously not one for the sun. Look at me. I have porcelain, fragile, vampire skin. I am also just a little scared of the ocean. (I have a lot of phobias.) However, I’d never turn down a chance to pose with some huge-boobed hotties in a private house on an island. Would you? No. (If your answer was yes, then I don’t know what to think or say about you.)
Let me tell you about the hot ladies I got a chance to bunk with. (This sounds like summer camp! A naked big-boob summer camp.) First, there’s Karla James. Karla looks even more innocent and young in person. She has a very sweet face and her boobs are huge. Gigantic. Bigger than mine! I was shocked. I’ve never met anyone with boobies bigger than mine. She says she’s a G, but I’m thinking GGGGG. Then there’s Taylor Steele, and she is HILARIOUS. She’s the funniest, hottest chick ever…with huge knockers. Her boobs were also bigger than mine. (Seeing a pattern here, guys?) But let’s talk about Arianna Sinn! This girl is the sweetest, most-adorable girl on this planet. I don’t know what it was about her. Maybe it was her accent and the way she said some words that made my heart skip a beat! She was my roommate, but unfortunately we did not share a huge bed together. I was sick when I arrived in the Bahamas, so we had separate beds. But if there’s ever a time where I can room with her again, don’t you worry, I’d share a bed with her without even thinking. I’d spoon her with my boobs. Oh, I forgot to mention, Arianna’s tits were the biggest. I’ve never been the one with the smallest boobs in the group. I seriously felt flat-chested next to these girls! It was unbelievable. I came in thinking I had huge boobs, and I was out-boobed by three other girls! Standing next to Taylor, I’d look down at my shirt and go, “Oh.” I was super-disappointed!
I think my favorite part of the trip was actually going into the ocean with these girls. I haven’t been in a bikini or the ocean for about 10 or more years, but why would I ever say no to an opportunity to go jump up and down topless with three other hot chicks with HUGE boobs? We had sand fights, took off our tops, swam in the ocean, rolled over, rubbed sand on each other’s boobs and ran slowly down the beach topless like a topless Baywatch episode.
I had four wonderful days of watching girls get wet in the ocean, rub down their boobs with lotion and baby oil, get hosed down, put on sexy lingerie like garters (which are my absolute favorite!), jump up and down, do cartwheels (Karla did them, though she refused to do it for the camera!), try on bras, rub each other’s boobies, slap each other’s asses and shake their asses, too (That was mostly Taylor, though.).
I’ll miss my three big-boobed girls, and I hope one day we can all do another fun photo shoot! I can’t wait till you guys see us all together in bed in our SCORE tees 🙂 It was like the giant, big-boobed sleepover I always wanted! So ladies, if you’re reading this, I miss you all and I hope one day we can be boob-to-boob again. SCORELAND members, I love you guys and thanks for all your awesome support! I hope you all bought my debut magazine, Voluptuous May 2010, and enjoyed it. (I secretly hope I am someone’s new favorite pin-up girl!) I also hope you guys enjoyed my blog. I am the least-serious person so I wanted to make this funny to read!
I can’t wait until you guys get to see our sexy Bahama shoots!
That is why whenever I get a chance to see a hot girl work out in tight pants and a tiny top she is spilling out of, I do. (Because I totally agree…exercise is important. lol)
So, when I had a chance to catch up with Kaytee Carter and she told me that she loves to do yoga, I figured why not get her to do some for the blog? And of course, she did it in a tiny sports bra and then, eventually, topless. Now, I am not a yogi, or, um, a yoga master. Hell, I don’t even like yogurt! But I’ll tell you what…watching this chick bend into all sorts of positions and hearing her little satisfied grunts as she stretched her hot bod, well, it got my heart rate going! (And I am sure that it will get your heart rate going, too!)
I have a special place in my heart for the busties who love yoga. Chloe Vevrier is a yoga fanatic and even did some yoga for our lensmen when she was filming On Location Key Largo. And Christy Marks is a yoga lover, too! She can bend herself into an incredible fuck pretzel at the drop of a hat. You have to respect a woman who says, “Hey, look at my tits…and watch me put my legs behind my head.” (Kinda makes you wish all chicks could do that, eh?) Chicks that like yoga should wear shirts that say, “Fuck me, I’m limber!”
So, what did we learn today, guys?
1) Exercise is important.
2) Girls should work out topless.
3) Girls who do yoga are good lays.
Enjoy this exercise video. Well, jackcercise video, anyway. lol
