Tag Archive: toys

A big boob babe in toyland found joyland at SCORELAND

December 8, 2013 by Elliot James

It’s estimated by the people who manufacture and sell adult products that 45-million dildos and vibrators are sold per year in the USA alone.

Sheridan Love may account for a sizable share of that number.

Appearing at SCORELAND today, Sheridan has a toy for just about every article of clothing she owns.  “I have a lot,”  says Sheridan. “I use 32 just for my cam show. And I have about another 50 outside of those.”

And that doesn’t count the care and maintenance pamphlets they come packaged with, not to mention all those bottles of lube.

I think of Sheridan as a classic SCORE Girl. Slim, stacked, pretty and candy for the eye. A 21st century fox.

Sheridan Love is coming to March '14 SCORE magazine, on-sale December 24.

How SCORE changed Sheridan Love’s life

November 8, 2013 by Elliot James

SCORE: How has being in SCORE changed your life?

Sheridan Love: I get to come to Miami more often and see all the awesome people here. And people all around the world get to see my awesome boobies.

That’ll work!

Dave once said that Sheridan reminds him of the classic SCORE Girls of the ’90s. And that’s a good thing.

I look at Sheridan as a kind of neo-Classic SCORE Girl. And her happy-go-lucky personality reminds me of Vixen LaMoore, Morgan Leigh and Angel Gee. They saw, they conquered, they came.

See Sheridan tomorrow at SCORELAND.

Sheridan has big boobs and a foxy booty.

 

Looks real?

March 18, 2013 by Elliot James

We got a letter recently from a reader who wants to see models sucking on toys. But not any toy. Not those thin metal vibrators that look like flashlights. Not those purple things that chicks like to buy.

This reader wants to see them sucking on realistic cock-shaped dildos with attached testicles (and titty-fucking and fucking them) but shot in a way that looks like it’s not a toy. You see, he hates to see guys in hardcore pictorials enjoying the girls.  What do you think?

Brittany O'Neil

Jezhabelle

Christy Lee.

I give thanks to those who give us their T&A

November 26, 2012 by Elliot James

The new DVD Ready For Stuffing. Yes, they are.

Thanksgiving may be over for another year, but for me, it’s something I celebrate every day because I give thanks every single day for huge-boobed ladies, especially the ones who toss off their bras and panties here.

It kind of goes boob-in-bra-cup with the holiday I singlehandedly created in another Blog, National Areolae Day. When I am elected president, this holiday will become a federal one.

If you celebrate Thanksgiving, the title of this new DVD at eBoobStore is a phrase you may have heard at the Thanksgiving table last week: Ready For Stuffing.

It’s right hours on four discs and stars 30 models! The complete list of girls is in the eBoobStore description.

The gal on the cover is the California goddess Michelle May, one of the many primo babes selected for this collection.

Assuming you watch one scene a day, it’ll take you a month to watch this DVD.  I call that a deal a tit-man can’t refuse.

 

 

Apples and oranges? No, we’re talking melons here. Voluptuous Lola’s big, juicy melons.

May 11, 2012 by Elliot James

Her name is Lola. She is a showgirl, not a fruit stand owner.

Dave blogged about Lola last January, and it’s safe to say that he was impressed. So was I and so was Maria, who put her in the Holiday ’11 V-mag. To prove that absence does make the hard grow harder, Lola’s back at SCORELAND with fresh photos and a video.

This time, Lola put on a fishnet dress and got into a bathtub with a bunch of floating green apples. Maybe the photographer couldn’t find melons that morning. Or the apples were meant to be photographically symbolic of something, like Eve and the apple.

Lola’s full name isn’t Lola Apples like our American dancer/model Candy Apples. Maybe Lola just likes apples. Aroma scientists claim that the scent of green apples reduces stress and headaches in women. Maybe Lola likes the scent. But vibrators can do that, too.

Anyway, a couple of things are 100% certain and provable. Lola has a beautiful face and body and spectacular, homegrown melons. She’s very sexy and she’s always smiling. She has mad toy skills.

I admit that the Czech Republic can chalk up another victory in the International Boobs Race (IBR) thanks to Lola, a race America is clearly losing to east and west Europe and England.

This really burns my bacon. Where are all the American challengers to Czech girls like Lola? How can a tiny nation of 10 million people produce so many top-notch busty girls who enjoy nude modeling while my country hopelessly lags behind in a recessionary period of big-tit growth? American girls with E-cups and bigger need some kind of wake-up call. And the Czechs make better beer than we do, adding insult to injury. I need to get this country back on top in the IBR.

All I can say is, American woman, Be A SCORE Model.

A SCORELAND member named Basenji1 will be very pleased to see Lola back again.  “She has the full package,” he commented back in January. “She ranks along with Arianna Sinn.” Praise doesn’t get any higher than that. Hopefully, we’ll connect again with Lola.

I may not be a poet. But when it comes to apples and melons, I know it.

Girl power

March 27, 2012 by Elliot James

Around the turn of the century (the 20th century, not the 19th century), an editor at SCORE coined the question, “Where have all the good girl-girls gone?”

That editor has moved on to another career, but it’s still a relevant question.

We still ask it.

In a poll running at SCORELAND. we asked, “Should we shoot more girl-girl scenes?” We also said that if anyone had any names in mind, they should email Scorecard@Scoregroup.com. So far, the results are running in favor of more girl-girls: 43% say yes, 35% say no and a whopping 22% are indifferent about it. (I never get that neutral stance about topics like this. Either you like it or you don’t.) There has been one suggestion via email that I’ll publish in “Scorecard.”

Tawny Peaks and Colt 45. Thems were the days.

The big time for busty girl-on-girl stuff was during the early-to-mid ’90s. Chloe, Linsey, SaRenna, Angelique, Minka, Kayla Kleevage, Tawny Peaks, Danni Ashe…they were the champions of girl-girl action. Because of newsstand restrictions, the girl-girls in the magazines were simulated. Nipple sucking was fine, but tongues and toys could only hover a inch away from pussies. It was the same kind of simulation with the boy-girls. On video, it was a different story, so tongues, cocks and strap-ons could go all out, or in this case, all in.

Minka, Plenty and Kayla in Mega-Boob Olympics

I always felt big-bust girl-girls were more prevalent then because most of the girls didn’t want to do scenes with guys, so this was a substitute to get some kind of sex in rather than because a percentage of guys were turned on by seeing two or more girls going at it with tits, tongues and toys.

During the late ’90s and early ’00s, Brittany Love, Dawn Stone, Tanya Danielle, Nikki Diamond, Ariana, Adina, Julia Miles and Deanna Baldwin were doing most of the girly flings. Brittany in particular became the go-to girl for Sapphic action at SCORE. She locked lips with Haley Hills, Dawn Stone, Deanna Baldwin and Mary Carey.

Brittany Love meets Dawn Stone. They both went on Boob Cruise 2000.

My personal favorites in the ’00s were the Autumn-Jade and Sierra scene, Kerry Marie and Cassandra, the Cindy Cupps and Crystal Gunns pairing, the Cindy Cupps and Summer Sinn fling and the Cherry Brady, Angela White and Brandy Talore chick flicks.

Who’s been hot for the clit and the slit at different times at SCORELAND? Angela White, Cherry Brady, Brandy Talore, Annie Swanson, Rebecca Love, Destiny Rose, Kaytee Carter, Arianna Sinn, Summer Sinn, Daphne Rosen, Maggie Green, Holly Halston, Eva Notty and her friend Sarah Satori, Christy Marks and Renee Ross. Alexia Moore and Danielle Derek: Now those two were in a lipstick-lesbian league of their own.

Sierra shoots Autumn. One thing leads to another

Most of the newer girls–Leanne Crow, Jenna Valentine, Karina Hart, Natalie Fiore, Karla James, Micky Bells, Sophie Mae, Taylor Steele, Merilyn Sakova and Valory Irene among them–prefer to fly solo. I guess that’s how trends cycle. Maybe that’s the way it should be. If a girl’s not into other girls, it’s not going to work on-camera, either.

Newcomer Sheridan Love is really into pussy, proven by her recent encounter with Charlee Chase. I think it’s the only girl-girl we did at SCORELAND in 2011, not counting threesomes with a guy. Who would Sheridan bump boobs well with in the future if she does another girl-girl?

We haven’t released a girl-girl DVD since Busty Snatch Club. Is it worth making another one with a new cast?

Girl-girls: a thing of the past? Or due for a revival? Bring them back? Keep them in the closet?

Feel free to add your opinions to this thread.

Sheridan gives Charlee the once over

Big-boobed SCORE girls who speak in tongues

February 12, 2012 by Elliot James

Venera has plenty of tongue.

Karina has a nice long one.

I’m not completely fixated and obsessed with nipples, areolae and boobs. I love a nice pair of legs and feet.

I also love tongue shots.

But not any ordinary photo or video of the model just sticking out the tip of her tongue or opening her mouth to show her tongue lolling around in there.

No, I mean a REAL tongue shot. When she’s sticking out her tongue like she is at the doctor and he is about to lay a tongue depressor on it to examine her tonsils and throat. Or when she’s sticking her tongue all the way out for other things.

Now, I know that sticking out a tongue at someone is sometimes considered rude or defiant, but when the right girl does it, it’s a beautiful thing, and I’m not being tongue-in-cheek about it.

This is what I mean, illustrated by some great tonguers like Karina Hart and Christy Marks.

Biologist call the tongue a “muscular hydrostat.” I can’t think of anything less sexy than a body part being called a muscular hydrostat. Which is why I never dated any biologists, although I knew a busty dentist years ago.

I haven’t even gotten to the tongue piercing thing (which I’m not a fan of personally), lollipop, cock, nipple or toy licking, or tricks that chicks do with their tongues, and I won’t in this blog.

I’ll just ask that the tongue shots keep coming as long as possible, emphasis on “long.” If any models reading this agree, please stick out your tongues and say “Ahhh.”

Christy has tongue talent.

Daphne and her action figure doll.

Dolly has a nice pink tongue.

 

Three helpings of the great Angelique to heat you up on a cold, winter day (or night)

February 8, 2012 by Dave

According to the latest weather report, it’s supposed to snow today in the northeast United States. The forecast calls for rain mixed with snow in the mid-Atlantic. In the midwest, highs in the 20s and 30s. In the west, rain and snow showers. So, although this winter has been a lot milder than previous ones, spring and summer are not exactly just around the corner. You need something to brighten your day. You need a dose of one of the greatest big-boob bikini babes ever, the great Angelique.

A streaming version of Angelique’s scene from Busty Dildo Lovers 2 goes live today at SCOREVideos.com. In it, the great Brazilian beauty destroys a tight sweater, oils up her mega-tits and uses a huge dildo on her pussy. That oughta keep you warm!

And, well, because I try to be a nice guy, and because Angelique makes me think about bikinis, here are three shots from three of my favorite Angelique bikini photo shoots. Enjoy.

 

The bra killers and their deadly weapons

May 12, 2011 by Elliot James
Now at eBoobStore

Now at eBoobStore

During Boob Cruise 2000 in April of that year, Casey James, Maxi Mounds and Minka were nicknamed The Tit-ans. People used to trail our ship in small boats to see these three on deck and on the beach. I never saw anything like it.

In 2001, SCORE brought this trio, plus Plenty UpTopp, SaRenna Lee and Kayla Kleevage, to Florida for a movie called Mega-Boob Olympics. The DVD became one of our biggest hits and continues to sell very well. I’ve seen the DVD in dozens of stores. There’s something about girls stacked like Otis Sweat models brought to life that exerts an hypnotic power on lots of breast-men. Super-sized tits may not be for every man but for a very sizable group, they are.

The Bra-killers and Their Deadly Weapons

The Bra-killers and Their Deadly Weapons

This week, the eBoobStore releases the DVD The Tit-ans, a solo compilation of 16 super-juggy SCORE babes spanning the past 10 years. There’s oiling, creaming,  tight tops, bras, swimsuits and costumes, wet T-shirts, toy fucking and sucking, JO encouragement and more by the greats, both longtime faves and newbies such as Angel Gee, Angelique, Melonie Charm, Kayla Kleevage, Casey, Maxi and the newest fantasy super-titter to bust out into the world, Germany’s Beshine in her only DVD to date.

Boobs beyond belief. The Tit-ans have ’em. Check out the trailer at eBoobStore.

Ya want chicken wings with those breasts?

January 10, 2011 by Elliot James

AngelGee24271_002If I owned a sports bar or a Hooters-type hangout, I’d absolutely hire Angel Gee as a waitress. On second thought, I’d hire Angel Gee as the head manager. No, I’d hire Angel Gee and make her a partner. Hey, I’d just give Angel the deed and the keys to the place. I mean, look at the body on this girl. Today’s pictorial of Angel matches the Sports Bar video in SCORE Theater. I like what she’s wearing better than any Hooter’s uniform. Of course, the wings go by the wayside, the clothes come off and the breasts come out. Because this is Angel Gee and Angel Gee loves tits, especially her own set. She dresses hot. A lot. Why not? “I love heels! I think I was born in them. I even walk around the house in them. My slippers have heels. It’s so sexy for me. I just like to be sexy and dress up, and I love to dress down.” What happens when she goes out for a meal? Angel says, “Male waiters and bartenders tend to get really nervous. I’ll talk to them and try to make them feel comfortable, but you can tell they want to stare at my boobs the whole time. I just laugh because it’s amusing to me. But I like that they love my boobs.”  Angel Gee, putting the hot in hot sauce only inside SCORELAND. She’ll French-fry your brain.