I told you guys last week that I had a big announcement and here it is…
The time has come for me to bow out and bid you all farewell.
I know, I know…I am sad about it, too. 🙁
After many, many years as your V-mag editor and a couple of years as one of your SCORELAND Blog editors, I am embarking on a new journey in marketing and hanging up my…uh…keyboard?
It was a tough decision to make, leaving behind all of the great people I work with here. I mean, I am sure that everyone thinks I will miss the tits and ass the most, (Of course I will miss it…) but what I really will miss is laughing and joking with the great folks here like Elliot and Dave and all the other staff that makes it happen everyday.
My journey started here in 2004 when I started working here as an archive clerk in our image library. Many years later, I sit at the helm of V-mag, and this editor gig is one of the best jobs I have ever had. Sure, the boobs are great. Yeah, being THISCLOSE to the models is fun. But really, I think the best part about V-mag is all the loyal fans and readers. You guys are great and I will think of you all often.
As I type this, I remember all of the amazing moments we have shared. Writing and then heading to Hungary to film Busty Riding Academy with Dave is a highlight for me. Writing Boob Science with Elliot is another. Interviewing Kelly Shibari and falling through the studio floor is a great one. Teaching Jenna Valentine how to make her boobs bounce is one of the best. lol
And all of the memories would not have been possible without all of you…the fans.
I would like to thank all of you for chatting with me via the Blog and Boobmail for so many years. I would also like to thank all the lovely models who participated in my blog videos. Kelly Shibari, Kaytee Carter, Jenna Valentine, Renee Ross, Melissa Manning, Siri, Marilyn Mayson and Molly Howard, Maserati…just to name a few. You ladies are not only beautiful but hilarious and great fun to be around. Truly.
Also…you have amazing tits. 😉 Thanks for shaking them in my direction for all these years.
And now, because I hate goodbyes, especially ones that are so sad, I want to leave you with a parting gift to remember me by.
A few years ago while filming K-JUGS, I was called in to do one of my first blog videos ever with Renee Ross. We were doing a segment with boxing gloves, and I happened to have my boxing gear with me. (I have boxed since I was a kid.) I wanted Renee to jump rope topless for me (and she tried really hard, bless her heart lol) so I could watch her boobs bounce. While this was happening, I actually offered to jump rope with her for a few moments and try and show her how to do it. The moment was captured by one of our video editors, Lester, and has never before been seen. (It ended up on the cutting room floor before K-JUGS was released.)
When I thought about what I would say here, at the end of our journey together, I wanted it to be memorable and poignant.
Then I thought, “Why not just show them the jumping rope footage?”
Personally, I think it’s quite funny and a great moment in SCORELAND studio history.
And I laugh the whole time. And that’s how I want you to remember me…laughing and having a great time with our models.
So, without further ado, I present to you my farewell…an opus about jumping rope.
Maggie Green, your V-mag editor Maria G. and Nikki Smith.
I met Nikki Smith when she came to our studios recently. The first time was briefly when she and Rockell were in our studios for the first time. It was a brief hello and bye situation, but something about her stayed with me. I couldn’t put my finger on it, but she reminded me of someone.
Don’t you just hate that? When you know who it is that a person reminds you of but you can’t figure it out and it drives you crazy?
Well, it drove me crazy until the second time that she was here. Then I got to hang out for a little while longer in her busty presence and I got to take a pic (above) of Maggie Green, Nikki and myself.
So, we were hanging out in the studio dressing room with Maggie Green and chatting, (Yes, my job is to chat with hot chicks. Be jealous.) and I got that feeling again. A very Déjà vu, haven’t-I-seen-you-somewhere-before kind of feeling.
It wasn’t until today that I was able to finally figure it out.
Nikki Smith
Nikki Perez
You see, Nikki Smith reminds me very much of Nikki Perez.
I have blogged about big-tit doppelgangers before, and this was one of those moments.
I was so relieved to finally piece it together because it was honestly driving me nuts. Whew! Now that I have nailed it, I can go about my big-boob musings in peace.
Also, I am overjoyed that there are two busty babes like Nikki and Nikki in the world. That’s the kind of thing that brings happiness to my heart.
Share your busty doppelgangers with me. I love your stories!
Well, it seems that Mr. Mendoza’s art inspired our other resident artist, H.D. to draw Venera and Merilyn in his style.
The result, in my opinion, is big-boob perfection.
Merilyn Sakova and Venera belong side-by-side. They just do.
I think H.D. nailed it. Seeing these two busty babes next to each other is one of the greatest things ever. In my imagination, they take turns spanking each other and mashing their tits together while making out. Oh, yeah!
They say that art is supposed to inspire you. Well, this drawing inspires me to want to be in the middle of this Venera and Merilyn sandwich.
But H.D. had something else in mind for me. He thinks I look better resting my head in Renee Ross’s bountiful bosom, and truth be told, I have laid my head on her bosom before, and it was so comfortable and warm that I wanted to take a nap.
This is one of H.D.’s many drawings of me, and I am flattered every time that he makes me look slutty in boots in pencil. Especially when he draws my head on really huge tits.
Thanks, H.D.! I am inspired to buy a pair of thigh-high white boots and become a professional tit-pillow tester. lol
Enjoy the art!
xoxo
Maria
Being the editor of V-mag is a tough job, so sometimes I need to lay my head down and rest on a big pair of tits like Renee Ross's.
That’s right…now you can share all of your thoughts on everything big tits and in-between via our SCORELAND Twitter, which is manned by yours truly.
(I would like to change that to wo-manned by yours truly.)
Maybe it’s because I love tits. Maybe it’s because I have big tits. (Sorry that you’re disqualified on account of your non-tit’ness, Dave and Elliot!) Or maybe it’s because I love to chat with all of our fans and models. Whatever it was, the boob powers that be have put me at the helm of our Twitter, and I couldn’t be more excited.
Remember back in the day when I first started blogging and I promised you that I would always bring you the goods, no matter what? Well, I am going to extend that promise to my tweeting. I promise to keep you up-to-date and informed about what’s happening on SCORELAND and all of the new tits coming your way. (And all the new tits that keep you cumming.)
Do you tweet? If you do, follow us at @SCORELAND and join in on the conversation!
(And it’s not too shabby that some of the hottest chicks in all of tit’dom follow us on Twitter, either.)
Talk to you soon!
xoxo
Maria
Sheridan Love follows us on Twitter. And with an ass like that, we would follow her anywhere.
These are Samantha 38G's tits. Look at those veins!
Hello boob lovers and worshipers of all things titty.
It’s me! Your V-mag editor.
Today’s blog is going to be about…well, let me explain first. You see, whenever I blog, I always try to find new and fun things to chat with you guys about. Well, today, as I started to write, I saw the category “The Life of an Editor” and I thought…maybe these guys, my boob-loving pals, want to know what the life of an editor is really like. Because a lot of stuff happens during my day here at SCORELAND HQ. It’s a veritable whirlwind of titties, ass, pussy, magazines, nipples, websites, writing, fucking, blow jobs and cum. So, this blog is going to be about things I am doing right now, at my desk.
Leanne Crow jingles her bells on the cover of the annual contest issue of V-mag!
So, without further ado, here is the life of an editor from the desk of your V-mag editor.
Right now, I just finished checking out a lot of photos of the one and only Samantha 38G. While I was looking through shots, I found this great closeup of her tits that really shows off how veiny and massive they are. I actually said, “It’s like you can feel how heavy they are through the screen.” 🙂 Imagine those cannons whacking you in the face while Samantha is on your dick. Yeah. I thought it was an awesome shot. I tucked it away in a folder I call, “TITS! FUCK YES!” on my desktop. It’s from her Voluptuous November 2009 pictorial, just FYI.
Julia Juggs is a lovely lady.
Then there are all of the ballots that are starting to roll in for the 2011 V-mag Awards. They are in a neat pile on my desk, too. After leafing through about 40 of them, I can tell you that the race for Model of the Year is going to be BANANAS this year. I am really excited about it, actually. The contest is one of my favorite things about V-mag. I cannot tell you who is already taking the lead in some of the categories, but I can say that if you have strong opinions about tits, you should probably vote. Score your copy of Voluptuous January 2012 at the eBoobStore. You can’t miss it. It’s the one with Leanne Crow as Santa’s little helper on the cover. It will make you feel warm inside (in your pants) like the holiday season should.
Yours truly on Halloween here at SCORELAND HQ. Please feel free to call me Dances With Boobs.
Inside the V-mag January 2012 issue, on page seven, you can find the ballot for this year’s awards. If you would like to mail it in, awesome. If you want to email your votes, you can do so by sending them to Vmagawards@scoregroup.com.
I am also currently composing an email reply to Ms. Julia Juggs, who I might add is one of the nicest ladies to correspond with. Whole some of you are emailing your bosses at work, I am emailing chicks with big tits. Yeah, my life is good.
What else did I do today? Well, I took a moment to check out all of our Halloween 2011 pics because here ar SCORELAND HQ, we take Halloween very seriously. Most of the staff dresses up, and this year, I was an Indian chief. I must say that everyone got a kick out of the fact that there were bells on my boots and everywhere I walked, I jiggled, er, jingled. 🙂
And that, boob lovers is a day in the life of an editor.
I must say, and please forgive me for gloating, but I get to stare at tits all day. The life of this editor ain’t bad at all.
