I was never fortunate enough to actually live next door to a girl-next-door who could have been a V-Girl-next-door. Now that I think about it, I was never fortunate enough to live next door to an exotic dancer or a porn star, either. I was a deprived youth, one of the 47-percenters who thought he was entitled to live next door to a girl-next-door. Someone has to live next door to these mythical beings called girls-next-door, but it was never me. But let’s not talk about me. Let’s talk about them.
Because it’s all about them.
The girl-next-door, or GND as I call them. What are her qualities? It depends on what your definition is, and that’s different for every guy.
She’s good-natured. Wholesome-looking. Pretty. Has a down-to-earth personality. Goes easy on the make-up. Friendly. Smiles a lot. Straightfoward and honest. Great physical sex appeal. Doesn’t look blinged out and bleary eyed from clubbing all night. Doesn’t use dirty words when she speaks except (maybe) when she’s fucking. Dresses casually, often in tank tops and shorts. Not impressed by status or money. Doesn’t have two-dozen tattoos on her back and limbs. She might have a tongue or navel piercing or both since this ain’t 1965 anymore. And–do I need to mention this?–she has big, usually natural, tits.
Which leads me to the girls in our latest DVD V-Girls Next Door. My fellow peeps who worked on this DVD picked the right covergirl in the right photo. Michelle Bond is the prototype for New Millenium British girls-next-door.
Including Michelle, there are a dozen V-Girls in this two-disc set that runs over three hours.
And no hinky guys in sight.
Play the trailer in eBoobStore and see what I mean.
“The models who came, came and then went and never modeled again,” Maria wrote about the girls who modeled once and never did it again. “I don’t know what it is about these girls that does it for me. Maybe it’s that they only posed once, so I feel like I am looking at something special.”
I’ve thought about this situation a number of times. Here are a few of my One-Hit Wonders who I’m sorry never continued to model. I think they should have, but that’s only one man’s opinion. All kinds of reasons for trying it only once come into play. Jobs; careers; school; they weren’t feeling it; family; boyfriends; husbands…you name it.
Like Maria wrote, “Maybe it’s because in my perverted imaginings, these one-hit wonders were students or single moms who posed once to pay for school or something, and never told anyone about the ‘One time, when I was in college’ nude modeling that they did.”
Some of her imaginings are true. Many are students, and students always need extra cash.
And like a good neighbor, The SCORE Group is there.
I’m grateful that these curvy babes tried it at least once and let us see their tits and sometimes their pink lady parts.
Brigite
1) Brigite: Brigite lived in Most, Czech Republic, where she was working as a tour guide. One of our roving Europe-based photographers noticed the blonde, bubbly tour guide’s chest (we should hope so) and gave her his card. He chatted her up, and eventually she decided to give it a try and let the camera tour her curves. Unfortunately, it was a once-only tour of booty in the March 2007 V-mag.
Diana Navarro
2) Diana Navarro: Diana was working as a maid in Asuncion, Paraguay when our photographer saw her and moved quickly. He also photographed Cynthia Romero, Romina Lopez and other South American busty wonders. Diana said guys always ask her about her big boobs. “They ask, ‘How did I get them so big?’ I tell them to ask my mother and father,” said Diana in the January 2008 V-mag.
Alexia
3) Alexia: Alexia lived in Plantation, Florida, not far from us. Not long after this SCORE edition hit the racks (April 2002), Alexia quit dancing and got a job as an administrative assistant for a law firm where briefs have a different meaning.
Joanna
4) Joanna: “I’m used to having men stare at me all the time when they’re trying to pull me, so the idea of having them look at me in a magazine is rather a kicky thing to me,” said Joanna from Brighton, England. “I’m new to all this. I’m not sure how far I want to take it. I do have an exhibitionistic streak that I need to satisfy at times.” Joanna’s only shoot was in the July 2003 SCORE.
Diana
5) Diana: My last One-Hit Wonder is Diana, a college student in Denmark discovered by a Danish photographer who usually found many amateurs for Naughty Neighbors. In Diana’s case, she was so big-boobed that he thought, quite rightly, that she would be a nice fit for SCORE. Diana actually posed for two sets (published in March 2005 followed up by February 2006). That might make her a two-hit wonder as well as a two-tits wonder, but I’m not cheating because Diana posed for both pictorials on the same day. The last time I talked to the photographer about Diana several years ago, he said she was actually considering trying a boy-girl. Nothing came of it. Literally.
There are more One-Hit Wonders in SCORELAND‘s vast directory. Do you have any favorites?
Roxanne rocks V-mag's cover and centerfold this month!
December ’12 Voluptuous just shipped to your favorite magazine rack. Check it out today or log-into the eBoobStore for a look.
This edition is also iPad and tablet ready with bonus embedded videos for you digital readers. It’s a very cool added feature.
Romanian looker Roxanne Miller makes her global mag debut as our 36GG covergirl and centerfold in an eight page layout. She’s a photographer, writer, poet, actress, make-up artist and a damn hot model ready to throw you a curve or two or three. It’s worth collecting this issue just for Roxanne’s premiere. It’s the first day of Fall. I’m sure a lot of guys have already fallen after seeing this cover.
If you’re curious about that tattooed saying on Roxanne’s left arm, “Man kämpft nur für was Man liebt,” my German’s not good but I think it means, “You fight for who you love.”
Adding their bosomania to the mix are super-vixens Krystal Swift, Melissa Reed, Hitomi, April McKenzie, Marille, Bella Gianna plus Maserati and Goldie Ray in XXX action.
A bonus DVD is included with the international edition at most retail stores. In stores that carry XXX, the DVD is called Drilled Naturals. It’s not about dental care. In stores that have R-rated fare, the DVD is Busty Moaners.
We’d throw in a free lunch too but the store clerks would have to store the mags in a cooler.
If your favorite store doesn’t carry TSG mags, let us know and we’ll correct this unimaginable error.
I love when we do layouts in which the models are swimming and showering and there’s water cascading down their tits. It just makes me happy. It’s such good, clean fun.
Some of the greatest water shoots happen in pools. For me, there’s nothing like a giant set of tits bobbing and floating on the water. Like buoys of awesome. I also have a thing about tits in the outdoors, glistening in the sun. If I had my way, all beaches would be topless.
Some of my favorite big, wet tits?
Renee Ross’s pool set. Hitomi’s first V-mag set in the shower and Linsey showering outside.
I tell you, I’ve never wanted to be a rivulet of water so bad in my whole damn life.
What are some of your favorite big, wet tits photos?
Siri, show us your tits. Thank you, Siri. We appreciate that, Siri.
Siri makes her Voluptuous magazine debut in the September ’12 issue, now at your favorite jack shack, mag rack, all-around adult emporium or from eBoobStore.
Our store has both a print and a digital version (if you’re a tablet reader).
This marks a double magazine cover debut for the meteoric Siri.
The nubile, huge Harry Potter fan (for once I’d like to be Daniel Radcliffe) is also the covergirl of the September ’12 SCORE.
Pretty sweet, I say.
Double cover debuts like this are still fairly rare.
I remember Nicole Peters (April ’03), Ines Cudna (March ’03) and Via Paxton (September ’99) having spectacular double debuts, too.
Lemme see…who else? There was Sharday’s famous double cover debut for the November ’01 issues. In her V-mag debut, Sharday wore her actual high school prom dress.
Most models who debut in both SCORE and V-mag tend to have different debut dates, with or without being on the cover.
Along with Siri, the big, bad line-up for September ’12 is:
Anna Carlene
Cherry Brady
Kristi Maxx
Kristina Milan
Reina Lee
Renee Ross
Sabina Leigh
The ever-elusive Trinity Michaels
And those deadly pillow fighters Jenna Valentine and Leanne Crow. Bam!
Not near a store? No problem. We come to you.
Actually, a mail carrier will come to you. However, we can’t guarantee it will be a busty, female postal employee.
July '12 Voluptuous magazine: get it in print or in digital.
Here is a pairing of two future legends in the new July ’12 issue of Voluptuous magazine.
I think of the great V-mag duos over the years such as:
Linsey and Chloe
Jessica Turner and Lorna Morgan
Kerry Marie and Cassandra
Cherry Brady and Brandy Talore
Autumn-Jade and Sierra
Annie Swanson and Lilith
Sammy Black and Jenny Hill
Kelly Kay and Bozena
This one-on-one of Natalie and Micky belongs in that league of all-stars.
And featured in this edition:
Anastasia Blake
Angel DeLuca
Ashley Sage Ellison
Elaina Gregory
Melonie Max
Nancy Navarro
Reina Lee
Sonja Haze
Glen S. sends us his artwork of three famed Voluptuous and SCORE Girls plus one model who only posed for three layouts–and only in photos, no videos–then became part of the passing parade of stacked girls.
Glen writes: “I’ve been meaning to give it in earlier, but I got sidetracked. These are a couple of images of some my favorite girls. I enjoy doing this artwork and I appreciate you showcasing other readers’ work as well. Always a pleasure to see. I like H.D.’s stuff from Germany. He’s got a nice, easy style.”
I didn’t think anyone remembered Tori well enough to create and send an illustration of her. No one has mentioned Tori in a decade. But she definitely made an impression on Glen over 10 years later.
Tori has great, pancake-sized areolae, and, at that time, a genuine girl-next-door look. She was living in Arizona in late 1998 when a SCORE Group contributing photographer met her.
I like the addition of the Union Jack in Nicole’s picture. Nicole’s a painter herself, and I think she’d appreciate Glen’s take.
Aspen doesn’t need to wear a T-shirt with the saying, “My eyes are up here.” Odds are you were drawn to them. She has that special look in her almond-shaped eyes that seems to have a magnetic power.
Now posted in SCORELAND‘s Voluptuous Dressing Room section, Aspen poses in a high-rise pad, the Miami skyline in the background.
Huh? What background? There’s something else in the photo besides Aspen?
Which reminds us of a story Aspen told us.
“There was a guy that I had gone to school with for several years, and he was talking to me in the hall at school one day, and like most guys, he was talking straight to my boobs. He did that for about five minutes. Then he said, ‘You know, you have the prettiest green eyes,’ and I put my hand under his chin and lifted his face and said, ‘Honey, my eyes are blue.'”
Maybe that shirt’s slogan isn’t a bad idea.
“Aspen always gives me what I want,” S.G. recently wrote to “Scorecard.”
Crystal Gunns (left) & Cindy Cupps just before their one-and-only girl-girl scene together. Cindy was already a SCORE Girl when she hand-delivered Crystal's test shots to us.
Thursday night, I was watching Jeopardy, like I do almost every night, and for one of the few times, I found myself rooting for one of the contestants. You can probably guess why.
She had big tits.
I don’t think she had SCORE or V-mag-sized tits, but they were awfully big by mainstream standards, and she was wearing a tight, green sweater which, along with her very good posture, made her look even bustier. I think the cameraman was impressed, too. Whenever she buzzed in, the cameraman made sure her tits were in the picture.
I was impressed, too, by her bra choice. Although her sweater was tight, there were no indications of bulging cups or straps. I kind of wondered whether the Jeopardy staff had helped her out with that (maybe she had showed up with her tits bulging) or if she knew enough about her own tits and bras to pull off that smooth, seamless, well-kept-tits look.
Anyway, this woman (her name was Jessamine) won, and I was very happy about that because that meant I’d get to see her again on Friday.
Which got me to thinking…what if Jeopardy had a SCORE category?
I’ll give you an example:
“SCORE Discoveries for 200, Alex.”
“The answer is…both New Yorkers, one mega-busty SCORE Girl discovered the other, who would go on to become a SCORE columnist.”
“Who are Cindy Cupps and Crystal Gunns?”
Got it? Let’s try some more. This time, I won’t give you the questions.
“SCORE for 400, Alex.”
“The answer is…these two SCORE Girls were discovered in 1990 when a banner flying over Daytona Beach, Florida, read, ‘Big bucks for big boobs!'”
“SCORE for 600, Alex.”
“Originally a passenger on the Boob Cruise, she would go on to win SCORE Newcomer of the Year.”
“SCORE for 800, Alex.”
“This short ‘n’ stacked favorite discovered V-mag when she was cleaning her boyfriend’s bathroom.”
And finally…”SCORE for a thousand, Alex.”
“This super-natural had dropped out of sight when Elliot James re-discovered her dancing at a strip club in Huntsville, Alabama in 2001.”
And remember: don’t be a pussy. Always make it a true “Daily Double.”
