If Big-Boob Finishing School did not exist, we would be forced to create it as a public service for girls who want to become better girlfriends.
At this critically acclaimed center for advancement in the science and art of man-pleasing, Michelle Bond is the knowledgeable head mistress.
In fact, Miss Bond wrote the best selling book, The Ultimate Guide For Pleasing Men, featured in this film.
Our camera crew traveled to Miss Bond’s posh estate in Portugal, where she allowed us to film her stacked students–Valory Irene, Arianna Sinn, Sophie Mae, Lana Ivans and Eden Mor–during actual classes as they learned the step-by-step techniques of making a guy feel like a king.
This is a DVD for every man with big boobs on his brain 24-7 and one he can even watch with his girlfriend, wife or friend with benefits.
The courses taught include:
1) How girls should dress to please a guy.
2) How a girl can be a porn star in her own bedroom.
3) The art of oily massage.
4) How to give the perfect lap dance.
5) How a guy should be woken up in the morning.
And much more plus lots of behind-the-scenes extras.
Eight years after her debut, Angela is still making headlines.
February brought us Cherry Brady, March brought us Ines Cudna and April brought us Nicole Peters. When Brandy Talore, then just 21, graced the June cover, it was clear that 2003 was shaping up as a special year for big, natural tits, and when we finished off the run with Sapphire in July, Sunshine in August, Devin Taylor in September, Maria Moore in October, Casey Cleavage in November and Angela White in December, it became monumental, historic, memorable. In my opinion (and Elliot James’, too) the greatest year in the history of big, natural tits. Of the 13 issues of Voluptuous that year, newcomers graced the covers of 10. Three of those girls–Nicole, Ines and Angela–would make the top 10 of SCORELAND‘s Top 100 of the Decade. Brandy Talore just might be the greatest naturally stacked porn star ever.
I bring this up because just yesterday, I was talking to Maria about how great a year this has been for V-Mag newcomers, and then I went up to Elliot and asked, “Do you think this year is better than 2003?” Elliot thought about it for a moment and said, “It might be.”
Honestly, I never thought we’d see the day (the year?). Already in 2011, Valory Irene, Analee Sands, Elaina Gregory, Dors Feline, Terri Jane, Leanne Crow and a fuller-figured Desiree have made their V-Mag debuts, with Micky Bells and Gya Roberts (both of whom have already made their XLGirls.com debuts) on the way. And here comes Maserati and Hitomi and Beverly Paige!
Time has been very kind to the Class of 2003. Many of the girls who debuted that year have remained among our favorites. Time will tell regarding the Class of 2011, but I can’t imagine that eight years from now, we won’t look back upon 2011 as fondly as we do 2003. And here’s the great part: the year isn’t over!
Is Leanne Crow 2011’s heir apparent to Nicole Peters?
Full-figured Terri Jane will still be in our jack fantasies in eight years.
Valory Irene. As you can see, choosing 2011 Newcomer of the Year will be a very hard task.
Valory has gone and done it. Offered up her tits and palms to the big boy for the first time. Many doubted it would ever happen. She may never do it again. The fact is, you never know and you can’t predict. Every girl is different. Every girl has her own internal clock. Valory wanted to try it. She’s seen her fellow SCORE Girls on SCORELAND try their hand at it. Valory’s boob massage was the first step, allowing Largo to oil up that gorgeous, slim ‘n’ stacked body and rub down her heavenly tits on camera. Now she’s gone to second base, jacking his junk and squeezing her boobs together to create a tight cleavage bun for his weiner, shot in P.O.V. for that one-of-a-kind virtual experience.
Wearing a tiny bikini at poolside, Valory starts off with a dance. “Today I have a very special surprise for you,” Valory says in her sexy accent. “You will like it. You’re waiting a long time for this. And you deserve it. And I want to give you exactly what you want.” Valory cups her cups. “I’m going to give you this. All of this. You ready?”
Life is like a poker game. There are times when you get to hold a really fine pair. And a fine pair is something you know when you see them. What are the odds that a girl with a face, body and a pair like Valory’s would even agree to pose nude in the first place, let alone let a guy rub her soft, velvety tits with oil on camera less than a year later? How many millions to one? It’s a miracle, I tell ya.
Valory holds a fine pair herself and for the first time, she’s letting our official hands-on SCORE representative get a grip while the shutter clicks. Tough job, huh? Something every guy and gal at SCORE fantasizes about trying their hand at, as do thousands of Valory fans around the world. Of course, Valory was shy about getting an oily massage by man-hands on-camera and reluctant to try it. She’s a newcomer. Remember, this is a girl who lives with her mother and brother and helps make dinner every night after work. But Valory checked out the action herself at SCORELAND and decided to give it a try. Yes! Thank you, Valory.
Naturally, for a scene like this, it had to be lensed Point-Of-View so anyone who plays it can put themselves into the picture. Trust me, you’ll love this.
Slide into SCORELAND today and give the little lady a big hand. Valory’s a slippery one. Hold on!
SCORE Girl Valory Irene strolls the grounds of an ancient villa in Portugal today and gets to indulge in one of her favorite things: dressing up in exotic, barely-there lingerie. But I’ve never seen pictures or film of any classic burlesque stars with bodies like Valory’s. If Valory ever decides to relocate to America, any retro-burlesque dance troupe would be glad to have her in their group. This outfit looks like something old-school burlesque dancers used to un-wear on stage 60 years ago, especially those twirling tittie tassles decorating Valory’s wonderful, ski-sloped twin props. At full speed, Valory can spin those things like tiny whips. Can boob motion be harnessed one day to produce electricity? I’m working on a paper right now outlining this. The fun kicks off today at SCORELAND.
Tits underwater. Floatin’ boobs. Sexy mermaids with extra-large lung capacity. Plus poolside batin’ and breast play.
HOLY SUPERSOAKERS, BOOB-MAN!
How'd you like to lifeguard them?
These are the aquatic sights you’ll see in the new Voluptuous feature DVD Big Tit Skinny Dip, starring Valory Irene, Terri Jane, Dors Feline and Lana Ivans, filmed in the Caribbean. They wear the wind, some oil, a lot of water and not much else. Our kind of swim team. So hot you’d imagine the pool water turning into steam when they stepped in.
See the trailer at eBoobStore.com and dive in. The water’s really fine.
Big birthday wishes to Gianna (Big Boob Paradise, On Location Big Boob Paradise, Big Tit Tune-Up, Tit Fuck Tryouts, Pounding The Pledges and more!)
When you play with Gianna (born June 6), you're playing with fire.
Valory Irene’s not knocked up and lactating. No, no, no. She’s not ready for that change of life just yet. The electric breast pump she’s using on her big, ski-jump tits is for fun and games and nipple stimulation, and you can see what she’s up to an 80-image pictorial and a 17-minute video today on SCORELAND. The video has a close-up of Valory’s nipples pulsating under the suction action of the clear-cupped breast pump. It’s really great! But don’t take my word for it.
Valory was feeling really good and very relaxed afterwards. There’s a scientific reason behind that.
Nipple stimulation by sucking, pinching and rubbing releases a pituitary gland hormone called oxytocin that works on the pleasure centers of the brain and makes people feel good, affectionate and friendly. That’s why scientists call nipple stimulation the “oxytocin button.” It also causes the let-down reflex in breast-feeding, releasing milk to the nipples. Something Kristina Milan would know more about. Because she’s lactating and humping tomorrow and Friday!
Check your favorite rack for the new edition of SCORE.
The Who’s Who’s in the July ’11 SCORE, now on-sale at your favorite store and at eBoobStore.com.
Israeli bra-buster Eden Mor goes slim ‘n’ stacked.
Ukrainian marvel Valory Irene practically naked in super-skimpy lingerie.
Germany’s Beshine stretches out tops to an impossible degree.
Romania’s Arianna Sinn loves vintage lingerie.
England’s Robyn Alexandra goes bikini.
California girl Daylene Rio is a sucker for lollipops.
Florida freshman Natasha Dulce is interviewed.
Florida MILF Angelina Verdi fits boner into her throat, pussy and butthole.
Oregon’s Karen Fisher is back and bangalicious.
This issue’s DVD Pick is Christy Marks Fuckin’ Filled.
A free SCORE DVD is included at most stores. Because we’re generous guys and girls. (Anita Agni All The Way, a XXX DVD in most editions and Toys For Tits, an R-Rated DVD in some areas.)
A big birthday weekend shout to Summer Sinn (April 23), Ava Lustra (April 24) and Charlee Chase (April 26). Charlee is back at SCOREVideos.com on May 13 with a new XXX scene, and she gets a creampie instead of a birthday cake. It’s Charlee’s first SCORE scene since the movie My Boob Heaven.
Leanne is pointing at her tits because she knows you're lookin' at 'em.
I love it when we get a batch of new models in our studio and on location. You know…lovely ladies like Terri Jane and Dors Feline and Valory Irene. It’s like Christmas! New boobs! New faces! (Notice that I mentioned boobs before faces because that is the order that I see them in. 🙂 ) So, you know I was excited when I heard that this lovely lady was donning the SCORELAND Uniform…the coveted SCORELAND Tank Top! Oh, yes, the brunette stunner Leanne Crow is coming soon. And her incredibly curvy and hot bod will have you cumming soon, too! What do you think, gentlemen? She fills that SCORELAND tee out nicely, huh? I say YES and YUM!
SCORELAND kicks off a new section on Friday called BTS (“Behind The Scenes”). All of the videos will be from the various locations we travel to, such as the Caribbean and Europe, all shot with cam-phones by our roving vlogger. The first 10 ten videos this week will feature Valory Irene, Terri Jane, Dors Feline and Lana Ivans from the lush Dominican Republic. It’s all spontaneous, candid fun with the buxom bunnies you love in off-the-cuff situations. Some will be chats, some sneak peeps, some fun and games. We’ll catch ’em with their bras off and sometimes with their pants off, too. BTS can be found in the Galleries section of SCORELANDstarting this weekend.
