It's hard to say if this is an outfit or just, um, tape? But either way, I LOVE IT.
Or rather, what isn’t she wearing? This picture came in from one of our location shoots and let me just say that this outfit (Or, conveniently placed tape?) is HOT! I like this very much. It says, “I am wearing something and nothing at all,” and I am very into that. Where would someone wear this kind of thing? Who cares?! I think she should be wearing this all the time. I mean, I would like to see her in this at the grocery store, wouldn’t you!? You can all look forward to this layout very soon. I know I am looking forward to it!
British natural Michelle Bond, now really busting bras as an H-cupper, gets her first SCORE cover this edition. Miss Bond shows her heavier, fuller ta-tas in a brand-new layout and talks about ’em in an interview.
“I used to be an F-cup,” Michelle said. “And they just grew and grew, and every time I got measured, they seem to have grown. Either that or my underwear is shrinking!”
Michelle’s first SCORE was June 2003. In Big-Boob Finishing School, Bond, Michelle Bond, teaches Valory Irene, Arianna Sinn, Lana Ivans, Sophie Mae and Eden Mor how to please men and be better girlfriends. Now that’s a constructive goal. That book should be sold worldwide. The Housewives of Beverly Hills, Ocean County, New York and Atlanta would find it instructive.
Also this issue: Valory Irene, Lana Ivans, redhaired Veronika and Shione Cooper. Daphne Rosen and SCORE reader’s wife Jayden Prescott get it on and get it in in two anal-core XXX pictorials. A “Golden Age” special feature recalls super-sized covergirls from the 1990s: Angelique, Pandora Peaks, Tawny Peaks, Wendy Whoppers, Toppsy Curvey, Colt 45 and more. A photo-feature spotlights the new DVD SCOREtv Uncut & Uncensored, starring Kelly Christiansen, Stephanie Stalls, Angelina Castro, Kali West and Nadia Night. Readers get a chance to win Michelle’s signed bra from the cover. Plus, a SCORE DVD is included FREE in most areas of the U.S. and Canada. Because we’re a little too generous for our own good but we love our readers…in a brotherly way.
If your local mag store doesn’t carry SCORE, their staff should be ashamed of themselves. Tell the manager to call our distributor, Curtis Circulation Company, at (201) 634-7400, and they’ll never be SCORE-less again.
Happy birthday, Lorna Morgan!
Lorna in The Bahamas, 2008.
And here we have Part One of lovely Arianna Sinn, Lana Ivans and Michelle Bond, during the making of Big-Boob Finishing School, chittin’ and chattin’ with Tushna, our studio manager. You’ll find this very informative and instructional. Let’s roll the video!
Airport security would like to hire Kitana as a screener.
Sophie’s a dress stretcher.
Valory’s only just begun.
Coeds just like to have fun.
The eyecandy has been delivered to SCORELAND. Head on over and pick it up. But be warned. The risk of sugar shock is a real possibility. We assume no liability if you are unable to detach your hand from your mouse this weekend. Ashley Sage Ellison puts on and takes off her British school uniform in an after-class treat. Valory Irene’s blue lingerie thingie is mere frosting on her magnificent cupcakes. What areolae! As big as silver-dollar pancakes. In the Blog video below, Valory shows how she dresses in public. Mama mia! I respect a woman who’s busty and proud and Valory is all that. Sophie Mae looks like a life-sized dress-up doll in a candy-cane dress and is twice as sweet. Sexbomb Kitana Flores told us in a recent video interview that one time a guy came as soon as she got naked for him. This is called the “Kitana Flores effect.” He never did see any action with her. Luckily, that didn’t happen in Kitana’s new bouncing SCORELAND vid, “Big-Boobed Lingerie Shageroo.” I wouldn’t have blamed the stunt-man if he had. Just never let him into the building ever again. And there’s even more eyecandy so log in. Same boob time, same boob channel.
No surprise that our "Model of the Decade" is in the Top 5.
Karina is getting a lot of support. Her big, firm tits don't need much support.
Back in October, I told you about the “20 Greatest Naturals” voting going on in SCORE magazine, in which we’re asking readers to choose their favorite naturals of the SCORE years. To recap, in the September 2001 issue of SCORE, we celebrated our “20 Greatest Naturals.” Now, with the 10th anniversary of that issue fast approaching with the September 2011 issue, we’re going to celebrate the “20 Greatest Naturals” once again, this time including every natural who has appeared in SCORE since 1992.
There were 43 models on the official ballot, which was published in the March and April issues. In alphabetical order: Alexis Love, Angela White, Anna Song, Ashley Sage Ellison, Arianna Sinn, Autumn-Jade, Bea Flora, Brandy Talore, Carrie Lynn, Cassandra, Chloe Vevrier, Christy Marks, Danni Ashe, Devon Daniels, Diane Poppos, Faith, Ines Cudna, Inesse, Janet Jade, Joana, Jeannine Oldfield, Jessica Turner, Karina Hart, Karla James, Kaytee Carter, Kelly Kay, Kerry Marie, Linsey Dawn McKenzie, Lisa Phillips, Lorna Morgan, Maggie Green, Melissa Mandlikova, Merilyn Sakova, Miosotis, Nadine Jansen, Natalie Fiore, Nicole Peters, Sammie Black, Sharday, Sophie Mae, Terry Nova, Valory Irene and Via Paxton.
I wonder if Linsey Dawn McKenzie would have won "Model of the Decade" for 1990-1999?
We haven't seen Chloe Vevrier for a long time, but she remains super-popular.
Now, before you start complaining that your favorite isn’t on the ballot, you should know that write-in votes were permitted and encouraged.
Anyway, the ballots have been pouring in (which pleasantly surprises me because filling out a ballot with 20 names, including write-ins, takes some time, effort and knowledge). And, so far, a few things stand out:
1. Counting these ballots is interesting, but it’s a pain in the ass.
2. One model has been named on every ballot except one. EVERY BALLOT. Guess who?
3. Danni Ashe, whose tits definitely are not among the largest naturals ever, is getting a lot of support.
4. The top five vote-getters are (in no particular order) Chloe Vevrier, Christy Marks, Linsey Dawn McKenzie, Merilyn Sakova and Karina Hart.
5. Judging from some of the write-in votes, some guys can’t tell a natural from an augmented pair of tits.
5. Of the 65 girls who have received votes, only 19 have had full sex on camera.
6. The battle for spots 11-20 in the new “20 Greatest Naturals” is going to be very close.
Anyway, that’s all I have to say about this for now. Gotta go back to counting votes. And if you feel like commenting with your “Top 20,” go right ahead. I’m interested in hearing what you have to say. Just one thing: the girl had to have appeared in SCORE at least once to be eligible. And if you’re wondering about that, check the “Model Directory” in SCORELAND.
No, this is not about the movie which was more hype than funny except for Ken Jeong as Mr. Chow who was hilarious. This is about poses in which the boob, or boobs, hang over a table, a chair or some other piece of furniture. Are hangovers sexy? Horny? Erotic? Or too gimmicky and jokey to be hot?
Hung over? Absolutely.
I remember seeing a busty girl polish a counter with her tits years ago and while I thought it was a very cool novelty skit, it was also too comedic to inspire a boner. As our founder once said, “There’s nothing funny about a hard-on.” The reverse is true too. “There’s nothing hard about a funny.” SCORELAND doesn’t have a two drink minimum.
Bars make good sets.
If there’s any purpose to it, it’s to show how big a girl’s breasts are. That’s what I feel. What do you think? As a counterpoint, man does not live by boner alone. This kind of pose can isolate and centerpiece her boobs. Plus “what’s hot” is often in the mind of the beholder. At bottom left is my all-time favorite “standard” hangers pose minus any furniture.
Welcome to "So You Think You Can Shake Your Titties."
Sophie Mae taught a short class in belly dance, just the basics, and one of our shooters was there to freeze the fun. Interesting body comparison too, huh? There are more pictures on SCORELAND.
Editorial protocol demands I identify the babes in the photo although if you don’t know them by now, you must have just dropped into the blog from some forgotten solar system in the galaxy.
Okay, girls only, repeat after me:
“You put your boob in, You put your right boob out; You put your right boob in, And you shake it all about.”
Everybody: “That’s what Sophie Mae, Arianna Sinn, Lana Ivans and Valory Irene are all about.”
Tits the season for giving and who’s a better recipient for Xmas loot than you? Can you think of a better time to reward yourself with boobs and booty?
February '11
Treat yourself to February ’11 SCORE, February ’11 Voluptuous and XL Girls (SCORE Special 207), now at your friendly, neighborhood mag store. SCORE stars Valory Irene, Chica, Alana Anderson, Angel Gee, Stephanie Stalls, Kitana Flores and Arianna Sinn.
February '11
Voluptuous stars Ashley Sage, Sophie Mae, Virginia Simms, Miosotis, April McKenzie, Skyie Blew, Lexi Summers and Valory Irene.
XL Girls
XL Girls stars covergirl Analee Sands, Anna Kay, Julia Juggs, Kendra Grace, Daniella Grey, Kristina Milan, Charlie Cooper and Bailey Santanna. They put the rack in magazine rack.
The best specialty men’s mags on the planet. No one even comes close anymore. They gave up a while ago.
Not sold in stores, SCORE Xtra 13 and Busty Cock Worshippers 2 are a few of the latest must-own DVDs this holiday season available from the SCORE Store. There’s lots more to choose from. You owe it to yourself. Don’t feel like going anywhere? Call 1-800-421-0760 to order or log into eBoobStore.com.
Yes, they will. Tits have a lower density than water. Demonstrating the science behind buoyant breasts this time is Valory Irene and her trusty sidekick Chica. The super-natural duo immersed themselves in a cool pool for the sake of scientific research. We’ve done this experiment before with Cherry Brady. But ya know, retesting and continued experimentation is how science marches on. It’s a wet job, but somebody’s gotta do it.
SCORELAND: making science fun. See the photo set and video tomorrow.
I don’t know for sure who invented the string bikini, the one item all SCORE and Voluptuous girls should pack in their suitcases (besides their bras, tank tops and booty shorts). Whoever created this wearable dental floss, I’d like to shake their hand for bringing happiness to the world. Some sources claim the inventor of the string bikini was a Brazilian fashion model named Rose de Primallio who sewed one quickly for a photo shoot. Another story is that a public relations man and his wife had a designer create a string bikini in 1974 for a show during the opening of a shopping center in the French Quarter of New Orleans.
Ooops, fall out alert!
Another perfect bikini body.
Seeing as how Brazil is the center of the universe for the skimpiest, tiniest bikinis girls have worn in public, I’d go with the Brazilian fashion model backstory. String bikinis and extreme bikinis represent all that is good, wholesome and healthy. Before I go to sleep and when I wake up, I give thanks for a.) big boobs and b.) string bikinis. Behind every woman wearing a burka is a woman eager to try on a string bikini. They might even be wearing string bikinis under their burkas and no one would ever know. Check out SCORELAND for more bikini busties.
Valory Irene was spotted by a SCORE Guy just like you, a man who always scans his immediate area for good looking, busty babes. His boob radar went on red alert when he noticed the perfect body of Valory. He could have just checked out Valory like the average man would have, then rolled up his tongue and watched her continue on her way. But no. He changed the course of history, and our lives and your lives, when he introduced himself, asked Valory if she’s ever thought of modeling and talked about SCORE. She was interested. He contacted BeASCOREModel.com, and we made immediate plans to photograph 42-27-38 Valory and then signed her to a lucrative contract also.
Valory Irene: Wet Dream is her first DVD out, packed with videos of the 34FF-cup delight, a quiet hottie with an incredible body that does all the talking. There are lingerie and bikini shows, tight T-shirts, a combination interview, strip and measuring scene, tons of T&A play and loads of candid and behind-the-scenes videos. If you love underwater photography and floating boobs, something we love, too, you’re covered. You’ll be breastnotized by this rookie. She took to the camera like a kitten to cream. Visit the eBoobStore, read the full description and watch the trailer, then score your copy today.
