Give her a bigger tip.
Or give her the whole thing!
The Biggs Cafe is open on Labor Day.
Here in the States, Labor Day marks the unofficial end of summer. Starting tomorrow, everyone will be back at school and anyone who works will be back at work.
I work, if you could call it that. Liza Biggs works, if you could call it that. She knows how to work those tits, that’s for sure!
This photo reminds me of the scene in the movie Deconstructing Harry in which Harry is having a conversation with his regular hooker. He asks her if she likes her job, and she says, “It beats waitressing!” And Harry says, “Every hooker I ever speak to tells me that it beats the hell out of waitressing. Waitressing’s gotta be the worst fucking job in the world.”
Well, Harry, maybe hooking’s the best fucking job in the world!
My favorite part of the September ”14 issue of V-mag? Definitely the interview with newcomer Elle Flynn. And the photos of her all tied up and then fucked by two very lucky guys. The photo of her with one cock in her mouth and the other one between her tits. The centerfold shot in which she’s getting banged doggie style while she sucks dick and tit-fucks a guy’s thighs. And the part of her interview where she says, “I was home alone drinking a few beers, and I started thinking of one of my shoots. I was feeling a little randy, so I thought I would take care of myself. I had a beer bottle in my hand, and I had heard about glass dildos. I figured this was a similar concept, so I started playing with my clit and eventually I stuck it inside. I started sliding the bottle up and down my clit and between my lips. I came pretty hard.”
So that’s my favorite part of the September ’14 issue of V-mag, now on-sale at your favorite newsstand and in digital and print versions at eBoobStore.com.
But, then again, there’s absolutely nothing wrong with Hitomi tit-fucking a beer bottle.
Or plush blonde Krystal Swift sucking and riding cock.
Or Gya Roberts as a beer maiden who hands-free sucks her own tits and shows off her hairy cunt.
Or Bebe Cooper milking her tits, or Alana Lace destroying a tight top and so on, and so on.
What will be your favorite part of the September ’14 issue of V-mag?
The bigger the better, I always say. Here's Busty Dusty from the mid-90s.
Wasn’t it just a few years ago that big-screen everything was in? Or am I imagining that? I know for sure that back in the late 1970s and early 1980s when I would frequent the occasional peep-show booth, the privacy was great but the screens were too small (they seemed to have an odd film over them, too). Then, when the VHS craze started, the only bad thing was that we had to watch porn on 25-inch TV screens. Then the screens got bigger and bigger, and suddenly, we had life-sized tits and fucking on 60-inch screens. Bigger-than-life-sized tits and fucking was great! Or at least I thought it was.
Because now I’m finding out that people are using their smartphones and tablets for everything from text messaging to shopping to surfing the Internet to reading books. Yes, it’s true: People read books on their smartphones. How can anybody read a book on a screen that’s less than five inches high and about two-and-a-quarter inches wide?
But even more amazing: People are watching full-length movies on their smartphones. Some people never watch TV or use a desktop (soon to be a thing of the past) or laptop computer. They watch everything on their smartphones.
Elliot and I decide what to order from Autumn-Jade. But it's the guy on the right who's going to get served the boob plate special.
Including porn? Yes. Including porn. Not me. For me, the bigger the screen the better. But how about you? Our current poll asks, “Do you ever watch porn videos on a tablet or smartphone?”
The poll only has room for you to answer the question. But if you do watch porn on your smartphone, I have to ask…why?
The last poll asked, “Have you ever given a restaurant waitress a bigger tip than she ordinarily would have deserved just because she had big tits?” The most-popular answer was, “Yes, and I expected nothing in return” at 49%, followed by “No, that’s foolish” at 33%. I’d like to point out in my defense (I voted for “Yes, and I expected nothing in return.”) that it’s not a matter of being foolish. It’s a matter of big tits locking up and making a mess of a big-tit lover’s brain. It is, basically, an involuntary reaction. So, I will continue to give bigger tips to waitresses with big tits, and there’s absolutely nothing I can do about it.
Gabrielle Love could spill water all over my pants, keep me waiting for an hour, get my order wrong and give me the wrong check and I'd still give her a big tip.
So the other day, I was at a restaurant with my significant other. And I did something men aren’t supposed to do when they’re with a woman.
I gave the waitress a bigger tip because she had big tits. What was I thinking?
Clearly, I wasn’t trying to hit on this waitress or impress her. But she had really big tits and a small waist–I’m guessing 36G-26-34–and my larger-than-normal tip (for service that was no better than average) was basically me rewarding her for having big tits.
What was I thinking? I’ve done this many times before, you know…given a waitress a big tip just for having big tits without having any expectations (or hopes) of extra-curricular service. Fortunately, my S.O. didn’t notice how big the tip was because she would’ve been on to me right away. After all, when we sat down, I had said to her, “It looks like you have to have big boobs to work here.”
I was reminded of this because in today’s posting at SCORELAND, HH-cup newcomer Gabrielle Love has just come home from a tough night of waitressing. She is showing a lot of cleavage in her waitress uniform. If she were my waitress, I would’ve tipped her 100%, at least.
But why? Why do we big-boob lovers give busty waitresses bigger tips for no other reason than that they have big tits?
Or is that reason enough?
Good golly Miss Molly!
I would like to take this opportunity to use the SCORELAND Blog for my own, personal purposes. Today, I am going to yell at Elliot and Maria. Ready? Here goes:
ELLIOT! MARIA! WHY DIDN’T YOU TELL ME ABOUT MOLLY HOWARD?
There are times when I’m so busy keeping track of the SCORE Girls for the magazine and the mature women for 40SomethingMag.com, 50PlusMILFs.com and 60PlusMILFs.com (and the exciting new big-tit website that’s coming very soon) that I don’t notice who’s in the studio on non-SCORE Girl, non-MILF days. And I admit: When a fresh, new, big set of tits is in the building, my boob radar should go off immediately. But in this case, I’m not to blame. You see, Molly was in our studio during the first week of January, and I was off during the first week of January. SO IT’S NOT MY FAULT!
So, here’s what should have happened. On the Monday I got back, Elliot or Maria (LISTEN UP!) should have said, “Dave, you have to check out the photos of the new 20-YEAR-OLD, SHORT ‘N’ STACKED, DDD-CUP NATURAL who was in last week.”
But that didn’t happen, so when Molly’s first solo (then boy-girl) photos went up at XLGirls.com, it was news to me. Good news, but news nonetheless. And today, there’s more Molly going up at XLGirls.com, and as Albert Einstein, noted genius and boob lover, would have said upon seeing her cleavage, HOLY SHIT!
Molly is from Central Florida. She measures 48-31-35. She used to be a cheerleader (the thought of her bouncing up and down is mindboggling), and as she proved to Maria in an interview on XLGirls.com, she’s very flexible.
She has braces, too. Braces and big tits. A rare combination. So rare that you’d think Elliot or Maria or both would have told me about her. But they didn’t. I had to find her for myself. Good thing for them, I’m very forgiving.
Autumn Jade could probably jack your hammer.
Dawn Stone wants to check your fluids.
Linsey Dawn wants to serve you up an extra helping of titties.
Labor Day Weekend: A time to commemorate all the hard-working laborers who toil in trades that require a lot of elbow grease and sweat. (And it’s a day off for us working, non-laborers, too.)
Here at SCORELAND, we salute hard work as well as the ladies who work it to keep you hard. So to all the busty construction workers, to all the stacked mechanics and to all the hootered waitresses out there, we tip our hats to you and stroke in your honor. Because you launch thousands of boners every day through sheer, naked effort. And your efforts do not go unnoticed. And if by chance you ever tire of your trade…remember, you can always quit your jobs and come model for SCORELAND, which is a labor of love and lust!
Happy Labor Day!