Tag Archive: water sports

Sports and stacked girls: busting moves

January 12, 2013 by Elliot James

Karina starting a racket.

We posed the question in a recent SCORELAND survey: Do you like sports themes in videos and photo sets?

Before I get to the results, here’s my thoughts as a long-time boob man, a DVD and mag buyer (and VHS tapes before that) and a boob-spotter watching TV, especially Latin morning TV shows like Un Nuevo Día, where the busty hosts are constantly jumping up and down, dancing or trying exercise routines in very sexy outfits.

Boobs were made to jiggle, bounce and shake. And get sprayed by a water hose. And I was made to watch that happen.

This is what it’s all about for me. This is how it’s always been.

This is not always possible with augmented boobs. However, after years of watching tit stunts in strip clubs (like beer cans crushed inside giant cleavage or tits slammed on a guy’s face), I am comfortable with contradicting my previous statement. It all depends on the girl and her boob comfort zone.

Daphne Rosen can really handle balls.

So anyway, I love seeing busty girls on trampolines, using hula hoops and workout balls, jumping up and down in swimming pools or at the beach, rope jumping, swimming underwater, running and playing soccer, tennis and volleyball.

I want to buy that vibrating Shake Weight for the studio so I can observe and study the girls’ boobs trembling as they hold it. I can just picture Melissa Manning trying it.

Now for the results:

38% like seeing sports themes.

31% don’t like them.

31% don’t care either way. This is the indifferent crowd who at least overcame their indifference long enough to click the “Don’t care” button.

What have we learned today? I can say with complete confidence that the odds of starting a SCORE soccer team and making a video out of it do not look good due to lack of interest.

Yet, The Mega-Boobs Olympics DVD remains one of our breast-sellers, and that’s all about boob games.

So go figure.

And now I’d like to replay some monumental videos I cherish. Cherry Brady hula-hooping and Renee Ross jumping rope for Maria followed by the girls getting titty with it on Grand Bahama Island. Thank you, and I recommend using a snorkel if you plan on doing any motorboating.

 

The Weather Is Hotter, The Girls Are Wetter!

February 27, 2011 by Maria
SaRennaSunBath19

SaRenna Lee hoses off, and gets you off.

We all know that the SCORE headquarters are in Miami and that Miami is the place to be, especially when most of the country is still freezing and detesting the cold weather. Now, before you all roll your eyes and mutter all sorts of curses about us Floridian folks who are enjoying beach weather these days, know this: Miami is unbelievably, unbearably hot. Like, uncomfortably hot. In the summertime, it gets so hot that we spend a lot of time indoors. You know why? Because it’s so hot that you start to sweat and sizzle.

Now, don’t get me wrong; there is nothing wrong with heat. In fact, it’s fine and dandy…when you involve water. That’s right! Our hot weather becomes somewhat bearable if you pair it with a pool, or a hose, or the beach.

Alia Janine's big wet tits make me thirsty!

Alia Janine's big wet tits make me thirsty!

Now, you may ask yourself, “Where is Maria going with this?” Well, here is where I am going; I am going to talk about photos showing girls in the great outdoors, dousing their big jugs with loads…of water. (Although the other kinds of loads on tits are fun, too!) Yup, this one’s about hosed-down hooters. Because there is nothing wrong with a stacked doll getting sprayed down in the sunshine.

Rachel Love's big wet tits look so good she takes a sip.

Rachel Love's big wet tits look so good she takes a sip.

I, for one, love pictures of a woman being hosed down. I like the streams of water cascading down her tits. I like how all of the girls always laugh when the cold water makes contact with their hot skin. I like the way the minute the water hits their tits, that their nipples get harder than diamonds in an ice storm.  For me, WATER + TITS + SUNSHINE = GOOD.

And the reason that I am bringing this up is since summer is right around the corner….I am wondering if you guys like this and want to see more of it? Because since the weather down here will be sweltering hot soon, it will be no problem for us to get busties naked in the sunshine and hose them down for you! So, do chime in and do send in your suggestions! I, for one, will be listening!

xoxoxo

Maria