Are those G-cups? H-cups? They’re definitely not DD-cups.
Sometimes I have to laugh at how big some models think their tits are…or, in this case, how small.
Here’s Mer, one of the newest wonders from Colombia. We asked her to fill out an info sheet, as we do with all models, and here’s what she wrote next to BRA SIZE: “DD.”
Yes. Double-D. As in a size that Victoria’s Secret sells.
I haven’t met Mer and don’t speak Spanish, but if I could say one thing to her, it would be, “Mer, you might try to pack those tits of yours into DD-cup bras, but you definitely don’t have DD-cup tits.”
As this photo from her new posting today at XLGirls.com clearly shows.
Now, I’m not discouraging Mer from wearing DD-cup bras. I think all big-titted babes should pack their tits into bras that are several sizes too small.
But it might be time for Mer to go for a bra measurement.
It was Socrates who said, “Know thyself.” I’ve been at The SCORE Group for over 20 years and have met hundreds of busty models, and I’ve always been amazed by how few of them knew thyselves when it came to the size of their chests. Cherry Brady probably has the highest level of boob education. The girl should have a PhD in bras. But for the most part, these girls don’t know how busty they are. There have even been times when a girl has returned to our studio and I’ve said to her, “Your boobs got bigger.” And she’d say something like, “They have?” And sure enough, they were a cup-size or two bigger and she didn’t even know it.
I mean, how is that possible? If my cock got three inches bigger, I’d know it.
I’ve always said that our photographers have the best job. Yeah, they work long hours, and they have heavy equipment to carry, but what wouldn’t you give to be the guy who spends his days taking photos and videos of beautiful, big-titted babes in places like…okay, I’ll say it: the North Coast of the Dominican Republic.
By the way, yesterday, I was down in Miami doing some voiceovers for the North Coast movie and had the chance to see some of the behind-the-scenes and candid footage. I was sworn to secrecy to not say anything about one of the videos, but I can’t resist. It was a full-length video of Alexya, Sha, Codi, Helen, Kitty, Erin, Daria and Demmy playing on the beach: bouncing, getting wet, jiggling, playing with each other, getting their tits wet, then each one taking her turn in front of the camera while her bosom buddies played in the background. The water was a powdery blue like I’ve never seen before, even in Eleuthera and the British Virgin Islands, and the girls…unbelievable.
What I’m saying here is that we have a lot to look forward to.
The debate over tattoos goes on and on with seemingly no end in sight. But when I look at this picture of Dors Feline, I don’t think, “I could do without the tats.” I do think, “I don’t think I could do without those tits.” Now, granted, if you gave me the choice between tats or no tats, I’d pick no tats almost every time. I say almost because I like tats on tits and I also like tats on shaved pussy mounds. It gives a girl an extra-slutty look.
But when I look at this picture, I know from the reaction down below that the tats don’t matter. The tits do.
By the way, it seems as if former SCORE Girl Mia Khalifa (discovered by yours truly and friends, of course) is getting into cooking. This is a surprising move for a girl who came to our attention when she was working at a greasy spoon burger joint that served up barely edible food. Anyway, I hope things are going well with Mia (although things are not going well with her favorite hockey team, the Washington Capitals).
I was writing the copy for the winter catalog when I came across a few movies starring Kristina Milan, the Dominican bombshell whose naturals are so big, they defy comprehension. And, as you know, she got pregnant and started lactating, and then those babies got out of control. I have always envied John Strange, who got to fuck her several times.
Kristina falls into that category of “Girls Whose Pussies You’d Never Fuck Because You’d Never Get Past Their Tits.”
Who else is in that category? Special rule: The girl didn’t have to fuck on-camera to be eligible for this category.
No, I’m not seeing things, and neither are you. Rockell has been sploshed. Sprayed with cum. This scene, posted last week at SCORELAND, is the nastiest we’ve seen Rockell get, and it might be the nastiest we ever see her get. But who knows? I never thought I’d see the day Cindy Cupps or Valory Irene did a tits ‘n’ tugs scene, and they both did. As the great 1970s band Orleans sang, “Love takes time/And it’s hard to find/You gotta take some time/To let love grow, whoa.”
Whoa, indeed.
Coming up at SCORELAND: new Sheridan Love boy-girl on Friday, new Minka on Saturday. Minka’s comeback BG has been scheduled for October 7, Danielle Derek’s for October 14. Danielle’s is with JMac; talk about a small girl taking on a big guy. From what the studio people told me, Danielle enjoyed every inch.
“I am a nudist whenever possible, so I think it would be awesome if girls could go topless like guys do,” Sheridan Love said. “We were all born naked. It’s nothing to be embarrassed or ashamed of.”
I asked Sheridan if she goes to nudist resorts or nude beaches.
“Every time I’m in Miami, I try to go to the nudie beach,” Sheridan replied. “I went once with a friend and have been addicted since. I love being naked in public. There needs to be more places to just let it all hang out.”
Haulover Beach is the place Sheridan means. Daylene Rio went there, and we have the proof at SCORELAND. Sheridan did pose on a beach exactly two years ago without any gawkers.
We don’t have a beach scene today, but we do have Sheridan’s big, dripping-wet hooters. Sand isn’t all that important anyway.
Did Larissa Linn leave a fetish party like that at 6AM and take you to a private spot outside?
“I am educated in accounting and auditing, but my heart belongs to photography,” Larissa said. The numbers add up: 40-26-36.
Larissa says there are several things she can’t live without: her phone, high heels and her books written by her favorite Ukrainian authors.
Larissa is in the race for 2015 SCORE and V-mag Newcomer of the Year. This year is one of the all-time most difficult. So many fantastic girls to choose from.
Sha Rizel brings her busty beauty to the Dominican Republic in the last chapter of “SCORELAND On Location.” Like her new friend and fellow countrywoman Valory Irene, Sha is a natural wonder.
This was Sha’s first SCORE trip, and Valory was her traveling companion and roommate in paradise. Valory also translated for Sha, who speaks Ukrainian and Russian and very little English.
As an extra bonus, Sha teams up with the amazing Hitomi for the first time, and they put on an eye-popping wet T-shirt show. These two could win any wet-tee contest any day of the week.
Two sets, two videos. So log-in! What are you waiting for?
Elliot’s always saying there’s almost nothing he likes seeing more than a busty girl just walking. Or running. She doesn’t have to be naked as long as she’s wearing a tight top.
Today at SCORELAND, beautiful, busty, British redhead Lily Madison opens her video by running along the beach in Eleuthera, the Bahamas. She’s wearing a tight, low-cut top, and her full, heavy, firm, F-cup naturals are bouncing all over the place. Then she stops by the shore and does some stretches. But I think my favorite part is when she does jumping jacks and her tits fall out of her top. How could they not?
Then, totally naked, she runs back to the beach house and takes an outdoor shower. Her long, pink nipples look like they could poke your eyes out. And then she fingers her sweet snatch.
Oh, and the background is very nice, too.
If you love, big, bouncy, wet tits and watching a 22-year-old beauty fingering her pussy, this video is for you.
