March 23, 2013 by Elliot James
Skype? Nah. Let's go for a face-to-face office meeting.
Sirale debuted in a XXX scene last week at SCORELAND. Now she shows how she handles being The Hot Office Girl.
Our rating? A+.
Any guy can happily spend his days at the office with someone who looks like Sirale, especially if you were the chosen one to get pulled by her into an empty conference room (with a lock) for a titty hanging, booty popping lunch break.
Anyone have a co-worker who has tits like Sirale’s? Maybe she works down the hall. Maybe she’s the front-desk receptionist. 
A few years ago, “Scorecard” received a letter from J.K. who faced an office hottie dilemma.
“I have kind of a predicament. I work with a lady who would be just perfect for Voluptuous. She has huge jugs, at least E-cups, probably even bigger. She’s also very attractive in the face and body, with long, blonde hair and blue eyes. As far as I know, she doesn’t have a steady boyfriend, but she does date quite a bit, but mostly the guys are jerks, to hear her tell it. What can we do to get her photographed? Since we work together, I’m afraid of getting into trouble if I approach her directly myself. I’m dying to see her naked, and having her pose may be the only way.”
Our answer was: How are we supposed to explain to her that we know she even exists? She would know someone who knows her told us about her. Maybe you could enlist the help of one of her female friends who you trust. When a woman tells another woman how great she looks and she should be a model, it goes over much better than when the same thing comes from a guy. Try to somehow subtly let your co-worker know about our website, SCOREModelsWanted.com.”
The philanthropy behind this letter touched me deeply. Here was a guy who wanted to help us out and, by default, the Boob Brotherhood of SCORE and Voluptuous readers instead of helping himself. He could have tried asking the office hottie out on a date or for a drink after work at the local happy hour watering hole, but instead he chose to be a Boob Bro. We never heard back from him, so his office hottie situation remained a mystery.
While I’m immersed in office hottie lore, here are some other office hotties that turn your brain into oatmeal.
Julia Juggs
Inesse
Arianna Sinn
September 25, 2012 by Elliot James
Everyone’s got to start someplace. SCORE and V-mag Girls are no exception. Do you ever wonder what a girl was doing before she decided to step in front of a camera and play drop the top?
A lot of girls go straight into it from school, but there are also a lot of girls who work at a job first.
Can you match the girl with what she did before she became a photo model?
Answers tomorrow.
A) “I worked as a data entry operator for Sears. I worked in the bankruptcy department, and I also managed a Hardy’s fast-food restaurant. I was one of the people who introduced fried chicken to all of the Hardy’s restaurants. I used to go around and show people how to cook it.”
B) “I had a job as a receptionist for a year right after high school before I started dancing in clubs.”
C) “I was working as a bartender in a sleazy place, and a guy saw me in a tank top and said, ‘Wow, you have amazing breasts.’ We got to talking, and he was amazed with my natural breasts. He said, ‘I love this magazine, SCORE. I’m the biggest fan and you should totally try out.’ I was like, “Well, you know, I don’t know,” and he said, ‘Please, please, you’ll make everything come true for me.’ And finally I said, ‘Okay, I’ll give it a shot. For you, I will.'”
D) “I worked retail as a sales associate, full time. An ex-boyfriend of mine buys a lot of your videos, and at the end of one there was this commercial to be a SCORE model and he saw it and convinced me to come and model for you guys. I thought, ‘Hey, I can do that!’ and here I am.”
E) “I was working as a waitress at Beef O’Brady’s and going to school.”
F) “I was a receptionist. Just a regular nine-to-five chick for a construction company. I met an agent when I was walking home from work and eventually decided to give it a try.”
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Carrie Ashton
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Africa Sexxx
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Jolie Rain
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Sierra
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Kali West
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Gianna
A: Sierra
B: Africa
C: Jolie Rain
D: Carrie Ashton
E: Kali West
F: Gianna
September 5, 2010 by Maria
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Autumn Jade could probably jack your hammer.
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Dawn Stone wants to check your fluids.
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Linsey Dawn wants to serve you up an extra helping of titties.
Labor Day Weekend: A time to commemorate all the hard-working laborers who toil in trades that require a lot of elbow grease and sweat. (And it’s a day off for us working, non-laborers, too.)
Here at SCORELAND, we salute hard work as well as the ladies who work it to keep you hard. So to all the busty construction workers, to all the stacked mechanics and to all the hootered waitresses out there, we tip our hats to you and stroke in your honor. Because you launch thousands of boners every day through sheer, naked effort. And your efforts do not go unnoticed. And if by chance you ever tire of your trade…remember, you can always quit your jobs and come model for SCORELAND, which is a labor of love and lust!
Happy Labor Day!
xoxo,
Maria
