Tag Archive: XL Girls
April 12, 2024 by Dave
It’s okay to perform this act without the proper eye protection, although there is a chance that Nicole’s nipple will poke your eye out.
We had a total eclipse of the sun this past week, and if you were lucky enough to see totality, you know how special it is. Even a partial eclipse is an event.
I bring that up because of this photo from Nicole Colina’s new posting today at XLGirls.com. The dude’s name is Vincent, and I don’t think I’ve seen a photo like this more than a handful of times in my life and maybe never. Nicole’s huge left tit is getting in the way of his head as he’s trying to eat her pussy. Or, to put it in astronomical terms, his head is getting partially eclipse by Nicole’s boob flesh. I think in this case, totality would be impossible, but have you ever seen what’s going on here? I mean, I love when a huge-boobed natural leans over and her tits brush against her thighs, but this? This might be even rarer than a total eclipse (which happens about once every 18 months somewhere on Earth).
Although Vincent eats lovely Nicole’s pussy in the video, we don’t get the same angle that we get in the photo set. He does, however, attempt a total eclipse of her tits with his load.
March 29, 2024 by Dave
Here are two photos of XL Girls newcomer Nicole Colina from her posting that went live Thursday, in which she does things that most women can’t do. I’m guessing about 60% of the world’s female population, maybe more, can’t self-suck a nipple and about 99.9% can’t stack their tits the way she’s doing here. That one, to me, is the truly astounding photo (also astounding, but not in this posting, is when a girl leans over and fucks her boobs with her thigh). You have to have truly giant naturals to do that.
Today, I’d also like to comment on two more things.
1. Paige Spirinac, the former professional golfer, now social media influencer. Paige has built her second career as an influencer by showing off her big tits and voluptuous body (her thighs are especially creamy and impressive). I’m 100% in favor of any woman who can get ahead by using her tits. Paige says they’re DD-cups. I think she needs to go for a bra-fitting. They look a lot bigger. What else do I have to say about Ms. Spirinac? Nothing. I just felt like commenting on her tits.
2. Non-boob-related, Saylor Hawkins, the former diver for the University of North Texas. I first saw her the other day on YouTube. What an ass! It’s a big bubble butt, and she shows it off in one-piece thong bathing suits. I don’t know if wearing thongs makes her more aerodynamic, but she certainly got my attention. And, it turns out, a lot of female divers are wearing thong one-pieces that show off her their asses. Is this a recent trend, and, if so, how did I miss it?
That’s all for now.
February 23, 2024 by Dave
Dangerous curves even when clothed…Sofia Deluxe.
Excuse me for giving you the long view of Sofia Deluxe, who has a new scene at XLGirls.com. I just love how curvy she looks in this photo. Don’t worry. The camera zooms in soon enough and Sofia shows off her big, natural tits and wet pussy. But I love how much of a brickhouse Sofia looks like in this pic. If she walked down the street in this outfit (which she has), men would walk into light posts. Car accidents would happen. Women would be slapping their husbands and boyfriends.
Basically, when a woman like Sofia walks down the street wearing an outfit like this, shit happens. Good shit.
February 2, 2024 by Dave
I was watching that new show Griselda on Netflix the other night, and although I didn’t care much for it, I did like the way it showcases Sofia Vergara’s boobs. She wears a lot of outfits that showcase her tits and bends over quite a bit, too. So I might watch the show again just for that.
Anyway, I went looking for information about Sofia’s hooters and came across this recent quote from her: “My giant boobs and my body opened doors for me.”
Okay. Let’s just stop there. “Giant boobs”? Sofia has very nice tits, just like Adrienne Barbeau (from Maude and Cannonball Run) and Sally Struthers (from All In The Family and those hunger commercials), and Dolly Parton has very nice tits, but “giant boobs”? No way.
You wanna see giant boobs? I’ll show you giant boobs.
Nicole Colina’s boobs are much more than three handfuls. They’re like 10 handfuls!
Nicole Colina, who returns to fuck today at XLGirls.com, has giant boobs. Natasha Sweet and Kira Liv have giant boobs. Sofia Vergara has big boobs compared to the average woman, but giant boobs?
Give it a rest.
You want to see big boobs? Watch Griselda. You want to see giant boobs? Leave that to us.
December 9, 2023 by Dave
Meet Thayana. Meat Thayana.
So, we’re working on the new issue of Thick ‘n’ Curvy magazine right now, and one of the girls who’s going to be in the issue debuts this weekend at XLGirls.com by sucking cock and fucking. To me, she’s the definition of thick ‘n’ curvy. Her name is Thayana, she’s from Colombia, she’s only 21 years old and she has braces.
She also has big, natural tits, a round, fuckable bottom and insane curves. As you can tell by this photo.
According to something I just read, “Waist-to-hip ratio is nearly the same for both boys and girls until puberty, when estrogen causes a girl’s hips to widen as stores of fat accumulate on her hips and thighs. Wider hips are an indicator of fertility, which is why men have historically preferred women with pronounced back-to-buttock curves. Also, studies have found that women with hourglass figures tend to be more fertile.”
Honestly, the fertility factor never pops into my head when I see a girl like Thayana. What I think is, “I want to fuck her.” And if that gets her pregnant, well, so be it. But it’s not my goal.
Thayana calls herself Thayana Baby. I call her Curvy ‘n’ Fuckable.
BTW, the big shoot that we’ve been waiting for? It still hasn’t happened. Maybe it’ll happen this weekend, but I’m not holding my breath. And, yes, I’m very disappointed.
November 23, 2023 by Dave
Lauren Hill and her bounty of goodness.
Lauren Hill and her acres of cleavage return to XLGirls.com today. I’m thankful for that. This short ‘n’ stacked Latina is thankful that she has the kind of tits that make big-boob lovers go crazy. Can you give Lauren’s breasts some guy gravy? She’d give thanks for that, too.
Regarding the secret about the girl who may or may not do boy-girl this weekend…I could tell you, but please, not yet. First, we’ve always had a practice at The SCORE Group of not announcing shoots until they happen. Second, I believe in jinxes and I don’t want to jinx this one.
I will say that some of your guesses have been very good. I’m not saying they’re correct. I’m just saying they’re good.
Friday is Black Friday. It will be Cock Friday for our mystery girl.
Happy Thanksgiving!
November 4, 2023 by Dave
I realized we haven’t played “Guess Whose Tits” for a while, so to get back into the swing of things, here’s an easy one.
I’ll make it even easier. Elliot writes, “Your girl [FILL IN THE BLANK] is her usual playful self, giggling, wiggling and jiggling her way to your heart at XLGirls with her big smile, big eyes and even bigger 38G-cup tits, fur-lined pussy and bootylicious ass-cheeks.”
On another subject, so I’m sitting at Fuddrucker’s (the burger chain where, by the way, we discovered Mia Khalifa) when I look over and see a man and a woman, probably in their early 20s, sitting across from each other. She’s wearing a top that’s so low-cut, I can see about 90% of her very big, obviously natural tits. No bra. The shirt is mostly backless, too. And the dude sitting across from her has his face buried in his cell phone for about 10 minutes, never looking up, and he’s not taking pictures of his girlfriend’s tits.
Or maybe it’s his sister? But who would wear that to go out for dinner with her brother? I mean, what was going on here?
I know I don’t have to tell you guys this, but always respect the tits. Always pay attention to the tits. Do not ignore the tits. It’s rude and insensitive. The woman should wear burlap sacks over her tits from now on, but then again, why do we have to suffer for her boyfriend’s insensitivity?
October 28, 2023 by Dave
Rachael is very happy with her boob growth spurt.
Rachael C.’s growth spurt has to go down as one of the big-boob stories of the century. I mean, here’s a girl who was very pretty and sexy but who was also kinda borderline for our websites and magazines. And then…yowzer! Her boob growth–unaided by pregnancy, hormones or a doctor’s magical hands–is historic. Sure, she put on some weight, but I’m guessing about 75% of it went to her chest. That’s an impressive number.
No growth spurt for Katie Rose and Kira Clark, who also returned to XLGirls.com (and SCORELAND as a special bonus posting) this week for some more tit-to-tit action. None needed. We’re going through an impressive run of girl-girl and girl-girl-girls these days, and what makes it even better is how lusty these girls are for each other’s tits. It’s as if someone transplanted a boob-man’s brain into theirs.
I’m sure you’ve noticed, but this is a great time for new naturals.
Katie seems to love sucking on tits as much as you do.
September 22, 2023 by Dave
Natasha Sweet sleeps naked. That’s one of the things I learned from her new video at XLGirls.com.
She wakes up horny. That’s another thing I learned, although it just confirmed my suspicions, which are that Natasha is horny all the time.
She calls for her boy toy. He’s there in an instant. Before long, he has his cock between her tits and in her mouth, sometimes both at the same time, and then in her pussy.
Can you imagine what it must be like to wake up every morning, look over and see Natasha? I have to wonder why this guy got out of bed and didn’t just wait for Natasha to wake up. Maybe she kept bumping into him with her boobs and waking him up.
Anybody who knows me knows that Natasha is one of my all-time favorites, and in all honesty, I can’t think of whom I like better than her. Her combination of huge, creamy, chest-dominating tits, sexuality and sex skills is pretty much unmatched. She had me at, “I’m a street hooker who gets picked up by two guys and goes back to their apartment.” That was one of her first scenes back in 2016, and it’s still on my play list.
Natasha Sweet. You can call her The Greatest.
Natasha’s not leaving her bed until she gets some action.
When Natasha calls, be ready for her.
August 12, 2023 by Dave
It’s really not so unusual for a girl to suck a guy’s balls in real life, as newcomer Busty St. Claire is doing here in porn life.
This photo of newcomer Busty St. Claire sucking balls at XLGirls.com today got me thinking: Of all the sex acts that happen more often in porn than in real life, which happens comparatively the least often?
Now, I know porn sex isn’t supposed to mirror real life, but on my list of “It Happens Mostly in Porn,” ball-sucking is on the list but way down it. Other than 100-man gangbangs, my order goes something like this, from way-out-of-proportion to slightly-out-of-proportion.
1. Double penetration (Who out there has ever DP’d a girl in real life?)
2. Ass-to-mouth (I don’t know about you, but I wouldn’t have the balls to ask a girl to do this; she’d have to volunteer)
3. Salad tossing (the girl tossing the guy’s salad; I think the guy tossing the girl’s salad happens quite often in real life)
4. Two guys taking turns on a girl’s ass
5. Anal
6. Ball-sucking
7. Balls-deep deep-throat
8. Facials
9. And, I’m sad to say, the girl tit-fucking the guy’s cock and sucking it at the same time, like Natasha Sweet does so well.
I’m sure I missed some. Your thoughts?
