Tag Archive: XLGirls.com
April 12, 2024 by Dave
It’s okay to perform this act without the proper eye protection, although there is a chance that Nicole’s nipple will poke your eye out.
We had a total eclipse of the sun this past week, and if you were lucky enough to see totality, you know how special it is. Even a partial eclipse is an event.
I bring that up because of this photo from Nicole Colina’s new posting today at XLGirls.com. The dude’s name is Vincent, and I don’t think I’ve seen a photo like this more than a handful of times in my life and maybe never. Nicole’s huge left tit is getting in the way of his head as he’s trying to eat her pussy. Or, to put it in astronomical terms, his head is getting partially eclipse by Nicole’s boob flesh. I think in this case, totality would be impossible, but have you ever seen what’s going on here? I mean, I love when a huge-boobed natural leans over and her tits brush against her thighs, but this? This might be even rarer than a total eclipse (which happens about once every 18 months somewhere on Earth).
Although Vincent eats lovely Nicole’s pussy in the video, we don’t get the same angle that we get in the photo set. He does, however, attempt a total eclipse of her tits with his load.
April 4, 2024 by Elliot James
Andi Peacock could be a wardrobe consultant for other girls. Hot wife-next-door Andi has an equally hot body and likes to dress hot, and I’m grateful for that.
To quote SCORE magazine editor Dave Rosenbaum, “Virago’s like Viagra.” Tanya Virago‘s body proportions remind me of the hyper-busty SCORE Girls of the 1990s, when the magazine was launched.
Both Tanya and Andi are super-sex stars.
March 29, 2024 by Dave
Here are two photos of XL Girls newcomer Nicole Colina from her posting that went live Thursday, in which she does things that most women can’t do. I’m guessing about 60% of the world’s female population, maybe more, can’t self-suck a nipple and about 99.9% can’t stack their tits the way she’s doing here. That one, to me, is the truly astounding photo (also astounding, but not in this posting, is when a girl leans over and fucks her boobs with her thigh). You have to have truly giant naturals to do that.
Today, I’d also like to comment on two more things.
1. Paige Spirinac, the former professional golfer, now social media influencer. Paige has built her second career as an influencer by showing off her big tits and voluptuous body (her thighs are especially creamy and impressive). I’m 100% in favor of any woman who can get ahead by using her tits. Paige says they’re DD-cups. I think she needs to go for a bra-fitting. They look a lot bigger. What else do I have to say about Ms. Spirinac? Nothing. I just felt like commenting on her tits.
2. Non-boob-related, Saylor Hawkins, the former diver for the University of North Texas. I first saw her the other day on YouTube. What an ass! It’s a big bubble butt, and she shows it off in one-piece thong bathing suits. I don’t know if wearing thongs makes her more aerodynamic, but she certainly got my attention. And, it turns out, a lot of female divers are wearing thong one-pieces that show off her their asses. Is this a recent trend, and, if so, how did I miss it?
That’s all for now.
March 17, 2024 by Elliot James
You know what beer goggles are. The more you drink, the better someone looks.
Our St. Patrick’s Day Blog is about boob goggles. With boob goggles: The more you drink, the more boobs you see. I will explain with visuals instead of words, using the lovely and ultra-chesty Micky Bells as your cocktail server to demonstrate the boob goggles effect. See Micky at SCORELAND and XLGirls.com.
We begin with a beer at 6PM.
6 PM. The boob goggles effect is about to begin.
8 PM.
10 PM.
Midnight.
2 AM. The boob goggle effect is now complete.
February 23, 2024 by Dave
Dangerous curves even when clothed…Sofia Deluxe.
Excuse me for giving you the long view of Sofia Deluxe, who has a new scene at XLGirls.com. I just love how curvy she looks in this photo. Don’t worry. The camera zooms in soon enough and Sofia shows off her big, natural tits and wet pussy. But I love how much of a brickhouse Sofia looks like in this pic. If she walked down the street in this outfit (which she has), men would walk into light posts. Car accidents would happen. Women would be slapping their husbands and boyfriends.
Basically, when a woman like Sofia walks down the street wearing an outfit like this, shit happens. Good shit.
February 2, 2024 by Dave
I was watching that new show Griselda on Netflix the other night, and although I didn’t care much for it, I did like the way it showcases Sofia Vergara’s boobs. She wears a lot of outfits that showcase her tits and bends over quite a bit, too. So I might watch the show again just for that.
Anyway, I went looking for information about Sofia’s hooters and came across this recent quote from her: “My giant boobs and my body opened doors for me.”
Okay. Let’s just stop there. “Giant boobs”? Sofia has very nice tits, just like Adrienne Barbeau (from Maude and Cannonball Run) and Sally Struthers (from All In The Family and those hunger commercials), and Dolly Parton has very nice tits, but “giant boobs”? No way.
You wanna see giant boobs? I’ll show you giant boobs.
Nicole Colina’s boobs are much more than three handfuls. They’re like 10 handfuls!
Nicole Colina, who returns to fuck today at XLGirls.com, has giant boobs. Natasha Sweet and Kira Liv have giant boobs. Sofia Vergara has big boobs compared to the average woman, but giant boobs?
Give it a rest.
You want to see big boobs? Watch Griselda. You want to see giant boobs? Leave that to us.
January 19, 2024 by Dave
A photo like this illustrates why I have the utmost respect for porn studs.
The dude’s pants haven’t come off yet, and spectacular newcomer Nicole Colina is on all fours, closing in on his trouser meat, her gigantic, natural tits hanging.
At this point, the average boob lover might be done. He’s seen all he really needs to see–a pair unlike any he’s seen before–and, so, alas, he shoots his load in his pants before Nicole can even take his cock out and suck it. The ballgame is over, perhaps to be continued later.
But porn studs…they somehow maintain their composure. Not only do they not cum right that instant but they make it through blow job, tit-fuck, pussy fuck, sometimes for over 30 minutes, before finally cumming. Some people are impressed by a Major Leaguer hitting a 100 MPH fastball or a soccer player curving the ball into the net from 30 yards and an impossible angle. I’m impressed by porn studs performing under the extreme pressure of their balls wanting to explode.
A girl like Nicole, who fucks for the first time on-camera today at XLGirls.com, can have that effect on a guy.
Nicole Colina hangs out with this lucky guy.
January 6, 2024 by Dave
Holly is ready for more cock.
1. Jack off a few more times to Holly’s first hardcore.
2. Check out huge-titted MILF Billie Jean Austin in action with a guy half her age at SCORELAND.
Unfortunately, Billie Jean is not my lover.
3. Enjoy newcomer Nicole Colina’s giant naturals at XLGirls.com. Words cannot do justice to the size of her naturals. I’ve also previewed her XXX scenes, which go live in a few weeks, and not once did my eyes go to her pussy, I was so focused on that rack.
The spectacular Nicole Colina.
See? Time’s gonna fly.
January 5, 2024 by Elliot James
Nicole Colina debuted yesterday. Nicole has beyond-gigantic boobs, and buying bras is a challenge for her. She’s making the most of her gifts by becoming a model.
I’ve known about Bea York for a few years. This is Bea’s first time at XLGirls, and today, Nicky Rebel, has the honor of sucking her big tits and boning her.
Nicole
Bea
December 28, 2023 by Elliot James
“I like the feeling when a guy looks at my breasts and he gets nervous and excited,” Natasha Sweet said.. “It makes me feel like a queen. I don’t like it when a guy pretends to be a challenge because I think this means he is not really attracted to me. This is acting, not being himself.”
On the flip side, Maserati once told us that she’s attracted to guys who don’t pay attention to her or even ignore her.
So you never know. I’ve written a few items in my SCORE magazine column about professional pickup artists, the guys who hold seminars and sell self-published books. Most of them advocate ignoring girls. Their opinion is that ignoring girls makes a guy a challenge. I think this technique will mostly fail.
2024 will be eight years since Natasha came our way. That’s what I call longevity. I hope we see more of her next year.
This scene is unusual because the photographer has Natasha fully nude from the start. The video and photo set is posting today at XLGirls.
Natasha admires her treasure chest.
