A question often asked this time of year is, “Do you believe in Santa Claus?”
My answer: “I believe in big tits.”
The other day, Elliot delved into some memorable past holiday shoots. Today at SCORELAND, Selena Adams adds to them. No Santa beard. Just a sexy red outfit, a Santa hat and her big tits (and beautiful ass). Selena also has a new video in which she has fun with fruit (and twerks that ass). You won’t hear any bah humbugs from me.
The ghost of Christmas future sees 18-year-old JJ-cupper Molly Evans debuting this coming Thursday, Mer getting tit-fucked on-camera for the first time at XLGirls.com on that same day and Demora Avarice’s unbelievably huge, still-growing naturals on Christmas Eve. And that’s why I believe in big tits.
Yeah, I know. You all want Alaura Grey under your tree, and you want her to be fucking. But you must want something else, no?
Sing along! I saw Daddy kissing Valory Irene, underneath the mistletoe last night!
By the way, although tomorrow is Christmas morning, this is a non-sectarian question. The girl can just show up at your door. Just make sure you have some kind of gift for her. Some kind of package.
This time of year can be hectic. Holiday shopping. Making sure everything’s done at work before taking a few days off. Traffic. Etc., etc., etc.
That’s why we thought we’d give you an early Christmas treat here on the Blog and at SCORELAND. The treat’s name is Juliana, and she’s a brand-new newcomer who won’t make her official debut until January. Juliana has I-cup naturals, she always dresses to show off her hooters and she said, “I like to get a lot of attention from men.”
Hey, it’s the holidays. Give Juliana what she wants, SCORE Men.
Juliana is 5’8″. Her breasts started developing when she was 15. She enjoys swimming and going to the gym. She’s a florist. Send her flowers. She likes dancing and hard sex. A guy once told her she has big eyes.
On this Christmas Day, SCORE and Voluptuous Girls celebrate the holidays the breast way they know how in The Best of SCOREtv Holiday Edition.
Starring Beverly Paige, Eva Notty, Karen Fisher, Kelly Christiansen, Maserati, Melissa Manning and Minka with special guest appearances by Destiny Rose, Jasmine Shiraz, Michelle May, Valory Irene and Venera.
I kept writing “Season’s Breast” instead of “Season’s Best” on my holiday cards. I had to throw out a bunch of cards. I might need a vacation.
No one ever mentions the day after Xmas because it’s anti-climactic. It’s returning gifts to the stores. It may be apologizing for saying the wrong thing after a few too many drinkees. It’s cleaning up the huge mess leftover from Xmas dinner. It’s heading back home if you’ve been away. It’s dealing with the morning hangover or bloated bellies from one too many trips to the dessert table. It’s disposing of all the reindeer poop.
But after Titmas, now that’s something else. That’s fun.
Because after Titmas at SCORELAND, we always have a clean-up squad of nubile maids with big boobs to tidy the place. Here are a few from our rich history of hiring the right maids.
All SCORE and V-Men want for Christmas are jiggle belles with big boobs decorating their trees and dancing around them.
Twelve days? Let’s make it 14.
This is the reason for the season.
I don’t need another Swiss Army knife.
I will take cameltoe instead of mistletoe.
At this time of the year, I give thanks. Thanks that girls like these decided to show us what they’re made of.
Wishing every model, every contributor, every reader, every DVD collector, every website member, every store employee, every friend of The SCORE Group and everyone on our cool staff a Happy Holiday.
Some Xmas week birthday babes: Victoria Lane (Dec. 22), Mercedes Mounds (Dec. 23), Jeannine Oldfield (Dec. 25), Desiree (Dec. 24), Alanna Ackerman (Dec. 25), Goldie Blair (Dec. 26), Angel Eyes (Dec. 26), Ivy Dreams (Dec. 28), Lanea Love (Dec. 29), Melonie Max (Dec. 31) and Holly Halston (Dec. 31). Happy Birthday.
