I’m completely on board with that. Naturally, it depends on who’s nude.
Whether clothed or nude, Cheryl’s body is a work of art. This is an indisputable fact. Cheryl deserves the attention of the world’s great artists, with the exception of students from the Pablo Picasso school of art.
“I used to hide the size of my chest to feel more comfortable in public,” Cheryl said. “Now I have confidence to wear what I want to wear and to take photos and videos in sexy clothes and naked.”
Today, the very flexible and limber Cheryl takes us through one of her Yoga sessions. She’s an Anatomy Award winner in my book.
I don’t know what this position is called but I like it.
“I have a positive personality because of my meditation and my Yoga,” said the one and only Joana Bliss. “I was 16 years old when I started. I think everyone should practice these ancient ways.”
Joana shows off some of her daily practices in today’s new video and photo set.
Here’s a pop quiz for you. Don’t cheat by looking it up. In what year did Joana first appear in Voluptuous magazine?
2005
2008
2004
2003
And while I’m Blissing out over Joana today, here are two group photos suitable for framing.
I don’t know what Joana’s Yoga pose is called but I like it.
Looks like Yoga class is about to become a lot more fun.
From the “Sometimes You Wait Forever And Sometimes You Don’t Wait At All” department, Suki Ski, who debuted just last week at XLGirls.com, breaks her hardcore cherry today. Among my favorite parts of the video:
• Suki’s big hangers falling out of her skimpy top while she demonstrates Yoga moves to her student. Suki is a yoga instructor in real life, and I have to wonder how often this happens.
• Suki wrapping her tits against the dude’s legs while she sloppily sucks his big dick.
• Suki sucking and tit-fucking at the same time. This is probably my favorite thing that busty babes do. Aspen, another Voluptuous/XL Girl, is great at it.
• Suki’s big hangers swaying while she’s getting fucked from behind, the dude slapping against her fine ass.
• The way Suki’s tits hang down while she’s on her side and getting fucked on a couch.
And, of course, Suki’s girly voice. That’s nice, too. Check it out. What’s your favorite thing about this scene?
Joana, one of the greatest naturals in big-boob modeling of any decade, is back in an all-new pictorial and video.
This time, Joana’s brought her Trekkie-style massage and a magic wand, a massage device that many girls swear by. And what they swear is, “I’m cumming!”
Joana seeks bliss and erotic nirvana with these two instruments attuned to her vibratory patterns.
A SCORELAND member named Zach71 asked, “How is it possible that Joanna just keeps getting sexier with age?”
I’ve asked myself the same question. It’s gotta be a combination of genetics, her diet and her lifestyle.
Today, Alexya shows us her moves at yoga, some martial arts and calisthenics. She also does some moves without any workout clothes, something not usually seen at your local fitness center. At least not the one I go to.
Alexya also can self-suck her tits, something that’s not easy for many busty girls.
Alexya says she doesn’t workout, which is surprising considering what great shape she’s in, but she does go dancing a lot and rides horses.
Alexya so inspired T.R., a member of the silent majority, that he wrote, “As a reader of SCORE since 1992 and Voluptuous since 1994, I never felt the need to write in until you published the F-cup Romanian super vixen known as Alexya.”
Yoga is considered to be a healthy activity for both mind and body.
I am not going to dispute this fact that’s been known for thousands of years.
Yet there is a lurking danger behind this seemingly innocent and beneficial practice.
Breasts are composed of fat and glands. When a girl gains or loses weight, her boobs usually follow in suit and often her breasts are the first to lose mass and weight when she loses weight.
Depending on the style of yoga, different numbers of calories are burned during yoga training.
Calorie burning leads to fat loss.
Fat loss leads to breast mass loss.
I might sound like an overreacting alarmist, but I worry about stuff like this.
A pound is 3,500 calories.
Yoga can burn 100 to 594 calories per hour depending on the style.
So, please, if you have big boobs and practice yoga, or you know someone who has big-boobs and practices yoga, please humor me, stay alert and watch your weight.
Michelle May practices booba yoga.
Kylee Nash can flex her pecs in our faces anytime.
There is something about a busty chick with her legs behind her head that makes me smile. (And apparently, having their legs behind their heads makes these ladies smile, too.) Nothing says, “Hi! Look at all the holes you can have fun with!” like a woman flexible enough to contort into a sort of fuck pretzel for you.
Kaytee shows us ALL of her holes!
Not all of our ladies can contort this way, so when they do, it’s a real treat your V-Mag editor. And sometimes we get very lucky and we will get TWO ladies who are yoga lovers and can do all sorts of tricks. That was the case when busty babes Christy Marks and Kylee Nash posed together in this comparison photo shoot from the Aug. ’08 issue of SCORE.
Gianna shows why she's our favorite porn star!
Carmen is flexible and tight at the same time!
And in a previous blog post where she did yoga, Kaytee Carter showed me how she likes to get into this position after a long day so she can relax. And believe me when I say to you that I was relaxed just watching her get into this position. lol
And then, of course, you have seasoned porn stars like Carmen Hayes and Gianna Rossi (My FAVE!) who do this position justice in their countless XXX appearances.
So, while I can go on and on about these women’s obvious assets like their tits and their pretty faces, I will say that this one is going to be all about their ability to be both flexible and fuckable…and there ain’t nothing wrong with that.
That is why whenever I get a chance to see a hot girl work out in tight pants and a tiny top she is spilling out of, I do. (Because I totally agree…exercise is important. lol)
So, when I had a chance to catch up with Kaytee Carter and she told me that she loves to do yoga, I figured why not get her to do some for the blog? And of course, she did it in a tiny sports bra and then, eventually, topless. Now, I am not a yogi, or, um, a yoga master. Hell, I don’t even like yogurt! But I’ll tell you what…watching this chick bend into all sorts of positions and hearing her little satisfied grunts as she stretched her hot bod, well, it got my heart rate going! (And I am sure that it will get your heart rate going, too!)
I have a special place in my heart for the busties who love yoga. Chloe Vevrier is a yoga fanatic and even did some yoga for our lensmen when she was filming On Location Key Largo. And Christy Marks is a yoga lover, too! She can bend herself into an incredible fuck pretzel at the drop of a hat. You have to respect a woman who says, “Hey, look at my tits…and watch me put my legs behind my head.” (Kinda makes you wish all chicks could do that, eh?) Chicks that like yoga should wear shirts that say, “Fuck me, I’m limber!”
So, what did we learn today, guys?
1) Exercise is important.
2) Girls should work out topless.
3) Girls who do yoga are good lays.
Enjoy this exercise video. Well, jackcercise video, anyway. lol
