The absolute worst pick-up lines ever told to SCORE Girls

July 29, 2009 by Elliot James 3 Comments

We’ve had a semi-regular section for several years in SCORE magazine called “The Absolute Worst Pick-up Lines Ever Told to SCORE Girls.” SCORE Girls are hit on a lot, so they hear a lot more of those cheesy pick-up lines than the average girl. When they come in for a shoot, we ask them if they can remember some of the worst zingers. Some don’t but some do. When they do, we write them down. These lines are so bad, they smell.

That’s why we recommend that if you ever meet a SCORE model in the real world…a nightclub, an event, at an airport…just be yourself and dump the pick-up lines, the reverse-psychology insults and all the other pre-set scripts and comments that the pick-up gurus sell on the Net.

You might luck out.

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  • Maria

    I want to chime in here and say that some guy once said to me, “Do you like apples?”
    and when I responded yes, he said, “How ’bout I take you home and fuck the shit out of you? How do you like them apples?”
    I was baffled that he would say that but it made me laugh. And although I declined, we are still great friends.

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  • Leonardo

    Were these apples Granny Smith or Delicious?

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  • Leonardo

    No matter how reasonable, will produce no good impression

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