The boob shelf: We know why it works, but how does it work?

June 22, 2010 by Dave
Bailey Santanna wrote the book on boob shelving. She should own a boob shelving supply shop.

Bailey Santanna wrote the book on boob shelving. She should own a boob shelving supply shop.

Today, I am writing about something that is very dear to me: the boob shelf.

Karla's boobs are so firm that they don't benefit from shelving. Still, there is absolutely nothing wrong with this photo, and I appreciate the effort.

Karla’s boobs are so firm that they don’t benefit from shelving. Still, there is absolutely nothing wrong with this photo, and I appreciate her effort.

The boob shelf is one of those things that I’m not even sure most busty models are aware they’re doing (although I’m pretty certain Bailey Santanna is aware of what she’s doing because she does the boob shelf all the time, such as in this Blog video).

Usually executed with the model standing and always with the model topless, the boob shelf is what happens when the model cradles one arm under her rack, providing a shelf for her generous tit flesh to overflow. Girls whose boobs are not super-firm are usually best at boob shelving because their boobs are more malleable and, therefore, more likely to overflow in unpredictable, here, there and everywhere ways. Boobs that are super-firm (see the photo of Karla James) tend to retain the same shape they had before the boob shelf was applied.

Renee Ross uses a belt to create her boob shelf. This is very nice, but it's cheating.

Renee Ross uses a belt to create her boob shelf. This is very nice, but it’s cheating.

So, in the photo of Bailey Santanna, we see the following:

1. One arm under her boobs.

2. This is hardly enough to support them (we’re not looking for support; we’re looking for overflowing) but enough to push her boob flesh toward the front of her breast.

3. Blood rushes to her areolae, making them darker.

4. Her nipples become pointer or seem to become pointier.

Usually, the two-armed boob shelf negates the advantages of the one-armed boob shelf, but Janet Jade is so stacked that it works for her.

Usually, the two-armed boob shelf negates the advantages of the one-armed boob shelf, but Janet Jade is so stacked that it works for her.

5. The effect is of a person trying to carry bags of groceries with one arm.

There are certain rules for the boob shelf. For example, it is almost always (but not always, as the photo of Janet Jade proves) crucial that the model place one arm, not two, under her breasts. Two arms provide too much support and leave less room for boob/arm overflow. One arm allows for just enough lift, boob-flesh-forward effect and overflow. There are probably other rules, but I can’t think of them right now.

Anyway, study these photos. There’ll be a test in the morning.

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7 responses to “The boob shelf: We know why it works, but how does it work?”

  1. Theodore Connor says:

    Dear Bailey, I love you so much! You are warm and intelligent. Love, Theodore

  2. Maxi says:

    did Karla had babies?>her belly looks like she did,does she have milk?

  3. viggo says:

    @the Editors: You should have some more contests here with actual prizes!

  4. viggo says:

    Top shelf magazines 🙂
    Where’s the test Dave ? 🙂
    Deliveries from the Score Group comes in your mailbox in a clear plastic bag 🙂

    Sometimes Maria comes to your door and delivers it in person (i wish) 😉

  5. Bigboobsfan says:

    Damn just see what it says about 2D on scoreondemand 🙁 ok my next question as I live with my family is how discreet would a dvd delivered dvd be?? or would have all score/big boobs stuff all over the packaging which is not ideal for my nanny seeing!!

  6. Bigboobsfan says:

    Dave, ok I need your help so I see that you’ve just realised a 3D score edition now Im wondering will these glasses be able to work with Rack-O-Rama with my scoreondemand account streamed/downloaded? I ask because of two reasons Im so excited too see Christy almost in real life and two as I live in the uk I dont tend too get overseas dvd hence not been able to get the glasses…however my local newsagents gets the latest score magazines so then it should all work? do u have any other 3d stuff down the line and how come we’ve not seen it since? Thanks