The difference between cleavage and the area of skin between a woman’s tits
Listen, I know I shouldn’t be going to AOL.com for news, but sometimes I do, and this tagline caught my eye: “Plunging Necklines Dominate SAG Awards,” SAG being the Screen Actors Guild. “Great,” I thought. “Big celebrity tits,” and right off, I should have thought, “Stupid me,” because what celebrity has big tits? I mean really big tits, other than Christina Hendricks from Mad Men, and even she isn’t SCORE big (although she’s welcome to find out).
So I took the leap. I clicked on the link, and that led me to,
Plunging Necklines Dominate the 2011 SAG Awards Red Carpet
once again, and this opening paragraph: “Plunging necklines and daring cleavage dominated the red carpet at the 2011 Screen Actors Guild (SAG) Awards with Sofia Vergara, Christina Hendricks and Eva Longoris leading the pack.” At which point my eye wandered to six photos of six celebrities, all of whom supposedly were wearing dresses with “plunging necklines” that exposed “daring cleavage.”
Bullshit. All I saw were five not-so-stacked celebrities with plunging necklines that didn’t reveal much and one semi-stacked chick (Christina) who was wearing the least-daring dress of all.
Meanwhile at USMagazine.com,
Cleavage Wars at the SAGs!
Of course, more disappointment. The website asked, “Who won this year’s cleavage awards?” and thank goodness some woman named Susan Zemitas Richmond was smart enough to comment, “The only one with any cleavage is Sofia Vergara. The others are just showing skin.”
Exactly. If you’re a boob man, you had about as much chance at jacking successfully to the SAG Awards as any of these women have of getting into SCORE.
NOTE TO THE REST OF THE WORLD: JUST BECAUSE A WOMAN IS WEARING A LOW-CUT DRESS OR TOP DOESN’T MEAN SHE’S SHOWING CLEAVAGE. IF YOU DON’T HAVE CLEAVAGE, YOU DON’T HAVE ANY TO SHOW! THERE’S A DIFFERENCE BETWEEN SKIN AND CLEAVAGE.
So, just to set the record straight. Cleavage:
Renee Ross
SaRenna Lee
Tiffany Towers
If any of these girls came walking down the red carpet at any awards show, the international media would have a collective heart attack and realize what actual cleavage is all about. And they’d realize that this has nothing to do with cleavage: 
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Ms. Hendricks on Mad Men is fine for sure and in fact, her voluptuousness only made me think of score women. Score is in a league of its own…there is NO substitute at all. Hollywood?? Not even. Plunging necklines there?….Snooze. The cleavage often shown in score pictorials almost always starts with a sexy blouse, sweater or t-shirt; or whatever, and it spends a few images exploring that oh so tantalizing pose, the hint of gorgeously huge breasts underneath….this is the view for most of us mortals and the one I am always looking for in my travels….my dick gets wet just thinking of the plunging necklines and cleavage of ANY score model…no other entity comes close..period!
well said dave. pisses me off when a bird has a pathetic b cup and they talk about cleevage…
I think you need to open your eyes a bit more. Ms Hendricks would fit into your “model” of a Score girl quite well. She would certainly look a helluva lot better than that Beshine chick you were raving about.
And lets face it. Tits are great no matter if they have your stamp of approval or not.
Well, I’m not sure it’s fair to compare any Hollywood starlet’s cleavage to a SCORE girl. Like comparing a housecat to a tiger. They have to make due with what they got, so I guess people will believe that cleavage looks like that. Shame.