The Fulsom Factor

January 2, 2010 by Maria

There are a lot of things that impressed me when I first started working for SCORE about five and a half years ago. Back in those days, I was a records clerk, going through our magazines and pushing paperwork around the office for each issue.

One of the most-impressive things was meeting the great boob Jedi Master himself, Mr. Elliot James. The man who could identify a model by just seeing a picture of her nipple and could then tell me the entire history of her career and what magazines she appeared in. (My goal is to one day have the Boob Force that Jedi James has.)

The second impressive thing at SCORE was the HUGE image library filled with about a zillion photo sets of busty babes. (Like Xanadu, but with tits!)

Check out the HUGE knockers on Cindy. Fake, but fuckin' impressive!

Check out the HUGE knockers on Cindy. Fake, but fuckin' impressive!

But, I will admit (With a sheepish grin on my face!) that

Zena Fulsom's gargantuan guns are actually prosthetic.

Zena Fulsom's gargantuan guns are actually prosthetic.

THE most impressive thing of all time were the photos of Zena and Cindy Fulsom I ran into one day in said image library.

My first thoughts were HOLY SHIT! WHAT THE FUCK!?! Followed by WHOA!

Naturally, after seeing these two ladies’ intensely immense assets, I ran to Elliot, who told me the whole history of the Fulsom sisters and their, um, what words would be best to describe them…hmmm…their GINORMOUS CANNONS. Yes, that phrase fits.

Chelsea's big hooters are actual implants that are composed of silicone and string.

Chelsea's big hooters are actual implants that are composed of polypropylene string.

You see, apparently the ladies wore prosthetic tatas. (I know, I was just as disappointed as you to find out that these jugs were removable!) And apparently, their chesticles caused such a stir that people would NOT believe that they were prosthetic. They kept insisting that they were real. (Probably bolstered by the implants that Chelsea Charms has, too. They probably figured if those things are on Chelsea and are actual implants, then the Fulsom sisters have to be real, too!)

So, I walked away with the knowledge that the Fulsom sisters a.) were not sisters and b.) were just wearing a boob costume, if you will.

A few years later, I had the luck of being sent to our studios in London to spend a week collecting sets and records to be shipped back to the States. I got to meet some of our British photogs, and as luck would have it, they took a shining to me and let me have a behind-the-scenes tour of our London Studios.

And while we were walking around the cavernous building, I nonchalantly asked about the Fulsom girls. Well, these lovely gents gave me the entire rundown on how the prosthetic breasts were created and how it took over 12 hours to attach them to the girls for the shoot. Apparently, the breasts were made by the same man who does all the prosthetic work for the productions of the Elephant Man around the world. (Just a fun fact for you!) And it took this gentleman many, many, many sets of prosthetic tits before they got a pair to actually attach to the model and not crack and fall to pieces once they were on due to gravity.

I appreciated the story and thought that was it and went back to work. But then, a few hours later, the Brits came back and told me to come along because they had a surprise for me. We walked through all these passages and halls (Our London studios are HUGE!) and finally arrived at a room where, once inside, they presented me with THE ACTUAL PROSTHETIC TITS worn by Zena Fulsom! (Even as I type this, I am literally LOL’ing.) You can imagine how impressive these huge, latex knockers were. So, I did what I imagine ANY of YOU would have done in that situation…I put them on. lol

I put them on and walked around for a bit, laughing and bumping into people with them. (They were surprisingly heavier than I thought they would be.) Then they showed me footage of the prosthetic tatas being put on to Zena. According to them, no one had seen that footage since it was shot. And to this day, no one has seen it since! I felt honored to be given a backstage pass to such a quirky piece of SCORE history.

And that, my friends, is my story about the Fulsom girls. And although Elliot James may be our resident Boob Jedi Master, he has never seen said footage or felt the actual Fulsom falsies…and I have! So, I kinda feel like I have one up on him. LOL! (Sorry Elliot!)

I may have said it before, but I will say it again…I love my job. Thanks for letting me share a little piece of my SCORE history with you.

xoxo

Maria

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16 responses to “The Fulsom Factor”

  1. Simple says:

    Maria,
    Great artical!
    Are we likely to see the behind the scenes footage you were lucky enough to see ??? It would be great to see since now it’s common knowlegde they were falsies.

  2. Rich says:

    So nice to hear another tale that fits right into the international smear campaign against the Fulsoms,naturally there are no pictures because you can’t photograph what does’nt exist.According to Zena’s photographer she’s 100%real.It doesn’t take a genious to be able to tell real from fake,there are a thousand things to see in the videos of Cindy that make it perfectly clear that those are God given…and it just seems like everyone that badmouths these women are just trying to coax them back into the same arena that has the whole world of doubters out there just chomping at the bit to trample them with their ignorance.These girls were just showing what they had and now they would’nt give you the satisfaction,just like Tina Small.Choose your assignments more carefully Maria you just sound like another jealous fool….Long live Cindy!,the greatest of them all !!!!!

  3. RL says:

    Im pretty sure the ad was in one of the ealy Score magazines.
    One with Chloe Vevier on the cover if my memory is correct.

  4. Maria says:

    @jdawg: That reminds me of A Christmas Story and wanting a Red Ryder BB gun. YOU’LL SHOOT YOUR EYE OUT! 🙂 A nipple to the eye…hmmm…if you had to go blind, that would be the way to do it. lol

  5. jdawg says:

    what would really be cool is if you took them fake tits and had a “pillow” fight with them.
    of course it’s only fun until someone gets their eye put out with a nipple!

  6. Maria says:

    @Dennis: TY!
    @Dan & Tom: Sorry, no pics. I wish!
    @Leonardo: Ummm?
    @Jack: Ty, Looking at boobs all day is a tough job, but someone has to do it! lol
    @RL: That is a question for Jedi Elliot James, for sure.
    @Viggo: “Maybe in episode 6 you’ll find redemption, Maria” HAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!! 🙂 Love that
    @Dino: Jets in the playoffs = barf! lol Sigh, my fins disappointed me.

  7. Dino says:

    You mean there fake!!!! Maria in a with fake titty has got to be a sight!!! Oh the jets are in the playoffs!!!…lol… 🙂

  8. blattimer1 says:

    fulsom girls are unbelievable. Love the big boobs on cindy and zina.
    so hot and sexy

  9. viggo says:

    So Elliot’s young Padawan went behind his back to obtain knowledge?
    We all know how that’s gonna end.

    Maybe in episode 6 you’ll find redemption, Maria 🙂

  10. Tom says:

    Fascinating story. Please tell me someone snapped a photo of you wearing the prosthetic tatas.

  11. RL says:

    Didnt score advertise a blow up doll of Zena Fulsom in one of the early issues?i remeber the ad ran just one time and almost half a page.

  12. Dan says:

    And you were in Score Studio London, and no one took photos of you wearing them? Sigh…

  13. Leonardo says:

    What were you doing as a records clerk pushing needles to the vinyl, running around and around the office with tits like you have singing Maria?
    You must have been a bomb? You could have blown some things up. Puff, puff, puff, puff, puff.

  14. Jack says:

    Hi Maria,

    Very interesting story – much appreacited to hear what goes on behind the scene. I remember the question (How can they be real?) and the controvesy given the dimensions of Chelsea Charms.

    This article gives whole new meaning to the term “history buff” 🙂

    Congrats on working your “up the ladder” at Score Group – hard work at every level but well done – U go Girl !

  15. Dennis says:

    Unnatural breasts on a Score model? What’s the world coming to?!? Thanks for sharing the story Maria. That was fun.

  16. Crazyjose says:

    Boob Jedi Master Elliot James. I like the title.