The inside scoop on the SCORE Awards, plus a vote for “Pussy of the Year”
Yeah, Angela, I'm looking, I'm looking. How could I not? How could I have been so blind to the wonders of your pussy?
The votes are starting to come in from the online voting for the 2010 SCORE Awards (the votes have been pouring in for a while now from the magazine readers), and I have to admit, I’m a little surprised. Usually, I have a pretty good idea how the voting is going to go (no surprise that Karina Hart won Model of the Year last year, Christy Marks the year before), but this year? I thought I had a clue. Turns out I didn’t.
Now, I’m not going to give you any details (that wouldn’t be fair because it might affect how things transpire between now and January 1, when the polls close, but I will tell you this:
For SCORE Newcomer of the Year, we seem to have a five-way race, and there seems to be at least a chance that we’ll see a Newcomer of the Year first.
For SCORE Model of the Year, the race seems to be between six girls, and the leader changes from day-to-day. There’s also a good chance that we’ll see a Model of the Year first.
For the Big-Boob Hall of Fame, I was pretty sure that votes would come pouring in for Crystal Gunns, and they are, but they’re also pouring in for six others models, too. This might’ve been one of those years when we should have inducted two models, but we’ll stick with the rules and induct one.
And since I’m the editor of SCORE, not Voluptuous (and I don’t have to be impartial), I’m going to publicly cast my vote in the “Pussy of the Year” category. You see, I have just spent a lot of time watching Angela White’s “Island Fever” video at SCORELAND, and, Angela, if you’re reading this, I’d like to apologize. You see, I knew you had a great rack, and I also know you’re very nice and have a great personality. But, obviously, I’ve spent too much time staring at your tits and listening to you talk and not enough time appreciating your pussy. Now, “Island Fever”…to refresh your memory, Angela, that’s the video in which you’re lying in a hammock in Eleuthera, kinda wearing a short, white dress with what looks like cherries on them, and at one point, the camera goes for the pussy-first, tits-second view, and, damn, your pussy is right in our faces. You’re pulling one pink pussy lip aside with one finger, diddling your clit with the other and…
Pussy of the Year!
Tags: Angela White, awards, Christy Marks, Crystal Gunns, Eleuthera, Hall of Fame, Karina Hart, Model of the Year, Newcomer of the Year, pussy, SCORE Awards, Voluptuous Awards
Categories: Behind the Scenes, Boobs in the News, Deep Inside Scoreland, Poll
Alyssa Alps, Angela White, Cherry Brady, Natalie Fiore and Paola Rios
all got votes from me! 🙂
I didn’t vote for Crystal Gunns because i’m still in denial about her retirement! 🙁