The more you know…

November 18, 2011 by Maria
Maserati is built to be banged. Anyone not banging her is just dumb.

Maserati is built to be banged. Anyone not banging her when they get the chance is just dumb.

Hello, boob lovers!

When I was a kid, there used to be this commercial on television that basically taught you life lessons and ended with a catchy little phrase  (“The more you know!”) followed by the ding of a little bell. (Kind of Pavlovian if you ask me, but I digress.)

So, I would like to impart a little info to you guys, just in case you did not know.

Did you know that today on SCORELAND, Maserati is getting pounded, which is probably the best thing for anyone to do to Maserati. Because she is built for all sorts of perverted, nasty fuckery, and she looks amazing doing it. So I say FUCK AWAY, Maserati. Because if you ever got the chance to fuck Maserati, and you didn’t, it would be the most-epic FAIL! of your life.

The December 2011 issue of V-mag is the key to winning Maserati's bikini.

The December 2011 issue of V-mag is the key to winning Maserati's bikini.

Did you also know that Maserati made her V-mag debut in the December 2011 issue?

Did you also-also know that Maserati does a string bikini show in that issue, complete with oil and all sorts of horniness?

Did you also-also-also know that in that issue, you can enter a contest where  you can actually get your hands on Maserati’s autographed bikini?

Well, now you know, and knowing is half the battle.

So, for all of you Maserati fans out there, if you want to get your hands off your dicks and onto her signed string bikini, whose strings were wedged in places we can only dream of, grab your December 2011 issue of V-mag at the eBoobStore and enter this contest. DO IT! And then, by all means, please, put your hands back on your dicks and jack. JACK, I say.

xoxoxo,

Maria

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4 responses to “The more you know…”

  1. ca united kingdom says:

    her v-mag debut was amazing Maria,,tits,ass,legs,slick cunt,,, this chick has the lot,,shes the complete package……

  2. Mikey says:

    Maserati, may I bathe you, then fuck you silly?
    My cock gets engorged when I think about you! Sometimes at the wrong times! But I cannot stop it! No pictures needed. They only make it worse!

  3. Larry G. says:

    WHAT DAY IS THE DEAD-LINE TO ENTER?

  4. X.D. says:

    That is a spectacular view of Maserati’s long, deliciously dark, and silky smooth cleavage. Superb shot TSG.