The most-unusual location for a jack that I’ve ever heard of

August 21, 2012 by Dave

If you're going to jack off in the library, let's hope there's a busty librarian like Alena Snow to jack off to.

I was just going through the comments that members post on SCORELAND when I came across this from a member: “I’m sitting in a library using the Internet and I’m trying to jack off without getting noticed.”

Whoa, buddy! Jacking off in a public library…not a good idea.

Jacking off in your car (or car-jacking)? I’ve heard of that.

Jacking in the stall of a public restroom? I’ve definitely heard of that.

And, according to UrbanDictionary.com, the definition of pocket pool: “To indiscreetly play with your balls and catch a quick jack. Example: While sitting in ms.davis’s class and everybody is staring and she is like, hey what are you doing, and i am like look bitch i am itching my ball for gods sake, would you like to help me out….go to the office, but …..mmmm can i wash my hands first…”

But jacking off in the library? Listen, I’m not even going to ask if that’s legal. I’m sure it isn’t. I hope he was at least playing pocket pool and hadn’t actually whipped it out.

And, please, guys: If you’re going to jack off in your local library, please make sure SCORELAND or any of our other websites are not on the screen when you get caught and banned from the library for life. Or arrested. And don’t jizz on the books!

Anyway, my point is…where was the most unusual place you’ve ever jacked off?

Personally, I highly recommend restricting your J.O. activities to the privacy of your home, private office or a sealed bathroom stall. But, you know, sometimes the feeling hits and you just have to reach down for a feel. Play a round of pocket pool.

Yes, it can be a real mess.

 

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7 responses to “The most-unusual location for a jack that I’ve ever heard of”

  1. blackbull1970 says:

    When in the ARMY back in the late 1980’s during the Cold War. My unit did border duty for the 11th ACR so that they could go do training at Graffenwohr.

    We did a patrol along the border between East/West Germany. We took a break and I got the crazy idea to jerk off and shoot my load across the border.

    After finishing a bunch of East German helicopters and troops stormed toward the border. I’ve always been curious to know if they were watching me the whole time.

    HaHa!

  2. Gerard says:

    God I miss Ms. Snow……

  3. X.D. says:

    I’m with Frederick. As a kid there was no self control, if you had to jack, you had to jack.

    As an adult. Well, I guess it would have to be a public restroom at work.

  4. Frederick says:

    Back when I was a teen I pretty much jacked off everywhere, damn hormones. Had a lot of spontaneous erections back then and it always seemed like a waste to not play with myself when they occurred. Fortunately I never got caught, but it was close a few times!

    I find it hard to think of the most unusual place, but I am guilty of playing during the math classes (and the teacher had the nickname “bra” among many of us, heh).

  5. Elliot James says:

    CA, we know them all.

  6. ca united kingdom says:

    blimey,, ha ha this is bizare and have never jacked off in a public place because if your caught then your in a whole heap of shit,,seriously!!!!! ive sported many boners in public but thats as far as it goes,, i like to play with my salami in the comfort of my own place…. that guy in the library needs to get himself sorted out… by the way that alena snow library pictorial remains one of the best score layouts of all time (yes all time Dave) ive lost my load to it so many times… god i miss her…

  7. Warpig7 says:

    Wow Dave that’s disgusting look I’m a Scoreland fan but I do it in my own home. Look I’m also a parent lets protect kids from freaks like that guy. Keep it private and in your pants when your in public.Dave is AWESOME keep Scoreland the best site on the web.