The Office Hottie

March 23, 2013 by Elliot James 4 Comments

Skype? Nah. Let's go for a face-to-face office meeting.

Sirale debuted in a XXX scene last week at SCORELAND. Now she shows how she handles being The Hot Office Girl.

Our rating? A+.

Any guy can happily spend his days at the office with someone who looks like Sirale, especially if you were the chosen one to get pulled by her into an empty conference room (with a lock) for a titty hanging, booty popping lunch break.

Anyone have a co-worker who has tits like Sirale’s? Maybe she works down the hall. Maybe she’s the front-desk receptionist.

A few years ago, “Scorecard” received a letter from J.K. who faced an office hottie dilemma.

“I have kind of a predicament. I work with a lady who would be just perfect for Voluptuous. She has huge jugs, at least E-cups, probably even bigger. She’s also very attractive in the face and body, with long, blonde hair and blue eyes. As far as I know, she doesn’t have a steady boyfriend, but she does date quite a bit, but mostly the guys are jerks, to hear her tell it. What can we do to get her photographed? Since we work together, I’m afraid of getting into trouble if I approach her directly myself. I’m dying to see her naked, and having her pose may be the only way.”

Our answer was:  How are we supposed to explain to her that we know she even exists? She would know someone who knows her told us about her. Maybe you could enlist the help of one of her female friends who you trust. When a woman tells another woman how great she looks and she should be a model, it goes over much better than when the same thing comes from a guy. Try to somehow subtly let your co-worker know about our website,”

The philanthropy behind this letter touched me deeply. Here was a guy who wanted to help us out and, by default, the Boob Brotherhood of SCORE and Voluptuous readers instead of helping himself. He could have tried asking the office hottie out on a date or for a drink after work at the local happy hour watering hole, but instead he chose to be a Boob Bro. We never heard back from him, so his office hottie situation remained a mystery.

While I’m immersed in office hottie lore, here are some other office hotties that turn your brain into oatmeal.

Julia Juggs


Arianna Sinn



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  • Barry Allen

    Arianna Sinn For The Win ! (it even rhymes)
    Bring her back please !

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  • Frederick

    My boss is an office hottie, and would fit into Voluptuous very well with her very large boobs (probably H-cup). But frankly I find it annoying, every time we are alone in the same room and discussing business, all I can think of is “don’t stare at the boobs, don’t stare at the boobs, don’t stare at the boobs”.

    She’s happily married, and I don’t want to make something stupid like getting fired, cause I quite like the place, it’s a fun work place with a pleasant atmosphere, and that it’s only a few minutes of walk from my home is a nice plus too.

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  • seth1968

    the office fox/hottie has to be one of my absolute favorite vignettes…total turn on.

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  • ca united kingom

    was in the same situation myself some time back,, delivered parcels to a chick with a huge e or f-cup rack and so wanted to ask her to model for score….

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