So I’m at lunch today, and I see this Latina chick, 30something and stacked, wearing tight jeans, fuck-me pumps and a hideous tube top. She has that “grinding my pussy against your cock” way of walking that makes my balls ache. At first I think she’s braless, but then I look closer. She’s wearing a bra, but one of those bras with clear, plastic bra straps. I don’t think bras come that way. I think they’re an add-on.
Comment 1: Tube tops suck. They flatten tits and should be burned. This chick probably went out that morning thinking she was flaunting her tits, but she wasn’t. Yeah, there was cleavage, but not as much as there would have been had she worn a top with straps.
Comment 2: Clear plastic bra straps suck. They look cold, rigid. Regular bra straps look soft, warm, cuddly. Is there anyone out there (men and lezzies only) who likes clear, plastic bra straps?
Or am I just thinking about this a little too much?
Categories: Boob Watch