The Roxi Red effect never loses its boobtastic awesomeness

April 22, 2016 by Elliot James 4 Comments

Tarzan is not a bra fitter. He’s more of a pipe fitter, if you get my drift.

We pitilessly threw him into the role and gave him a tape and the incredible Roxi Red to measure. This is like strapping a new Cessna pilot into the commander’s chair of the space shuttle. Roxie blew his mind and then his pipe.

Roxi shocks professional bra fitters with 30 years of experience. One of the world’s biggest natural mammary marvels, Roxi knows that countless breast-men want to get their mitts on her tits. Her cleavage engulfs any skin bus that drives through it.

After the measuring comes the pleasuring. See it today!

I’m not saying that male bra fitters have the opportunity to bone their customers. I don’t want to piss off the Bra Fitting Specialists’ union. But this looks like a really good job, even though it only pays around $7 an hour.

There wasn't much tape left after it was wrapped around Roxi's boobs.

 

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4 Comments

  • sean

    Roxi continues to astound me. Thanks for this update. Great way to start the weekend!!!

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  • josh

    Hands down this is hottest girl ever !! Man, those boobs !!!!

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  • ca united kingdom

    Incredible, what the hell do those tits weigh guys?

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  • Dick Moore

    This picture needs to go in the dictionary next to 1) woman; 2) beauty; 3) breasts and 4) perfection. Scientists need to find out which chromosome it is that causes breasts to grow to such astounding and perfect proportions. Its kind of like seeing the Grand Canyon for the first time – the mind goes blank as you try to comprehend the wonders of nature. Except with the beautiful Roxi it happens every time I look at her.

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