The SCORELAND farmer’s daughter

February 15, 2013 by Elliot James 8 Comments

The most famous farmer’s daughter in American history has to be the sexy yet virginal Daisy Mae from Al Capp’s Lil’ Abner comic strip. Actress Leslie Parrish played her in the 1959 movie version. Capp drew curvy babes like nobody’s business.

There was a slew of R-rated drive-in movies about farmers’ daughters in the ’70s made by a gent named Bethel Buckalew. His flicks were especially popular in the south.

Elly Mae Clampett never dressed like a farmer’s daughter in The Beverly Hillbillies. She was more of a tomboy and never showed skin. (I’ve read that the actress who played her is very religious.)

Otis Sweat has drawn his share of farmers’ fantasy daughters for fiction pieces in SCORE and V-mag.

I’ve often daydreamed about SCORE or V-mag Girls tricked out as country gals. They gotta be barefoot!

You’re a traveling salesman, okay? You’re in the boondocks (which is from the Philippine Tagalog word bundok, believe it or not) when your car breaks down in front of a house. You knock on the door and the man of the house, a farmer, answers the door. He lets you use his phone to call the local gas station but the mechanic has closed shop for the day. He’ll be back tomorrow morning. Now what? Well, according to the usual storyline, you’ll have to sleep in the farmer’s daughter’s bedroom. If that’s okay with you.

No problem there when the farmer’s daughter looks like Elaina Gregory! Right? I like those pig-tails. I think this is my second favorite Elaina pictorial. My first is called Knockout Knockers.

I’d like to see more farmers’ daughters at SCORELAND. I have a list of names.

Drop by SCORELAND on Saturday to see Elaina as the farmer’s daughter.

And if you run out of gas, you’ll have to stay overnight.

Y’all come back now, hear?

 

Aww, shucks, Elaina. Thanks for shuckin' your clothes.

 

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8 Comments

  • Joseph89

    Hardcore…RIGHT NOW!!!

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  • Joseph89

    More videos of her, Please!!!

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  • Neal

    Renee Ross would
    make make a terrific Farmer’s Daughter pictorial or video.
    so would have had Autumn Jade a few years ago.

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  • Larry G.

    I love all those Americana drive-in movies of the past,featuring with the sterotypical “Farmers daughters. If you want to see a good example of a “Adults Only” one, check out “Sassy Sue” a drive-in movie from 1973,starring big boob legend Sharon Kelly aka Colleen Brennan.There is one other gorgeous woman in it with a reall great pair,
    I dont know what her name was but she should have been a star too.

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  • Larry G.

    Wasn’t Kim Hines aka Kim Eternity
    a real-life Farmer’s daughter?

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  • ca united kingdom

    gorgeous..

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  • Chuck

    Elaina would make a great farmers daughter takin care of the male folk but you’ll never see it cause she won’t do hardcore! Also, she wont shave her bush! To bad.

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  • Ed

    what do u call her scene in Tits and Tugs?
    semi-hard core?

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