The secret to a great game of pool

July 25, 2010 by Elliot James
Merilyn has a special way of guiding the cue stick.

Merilyn has a special way of guiding the cue stick.

I was thinking the other day of the sport or game that looks the hottest and horniest when a busty girl is playing it.

You don't have a chance. Daphne knows how to handle a ball or two.

You don't have a chance. Daphne knows how to handle a ball or two.

I considered basketball because of all that dribbling and bouncing. Baseball is too static. Football, maybe, but they’re all armored-up. I admit lingerie football seems to have some popularity lately on TV. Bowling was a possibility. My mind’s in the gutter anyway. So was trampolining, hula-hooping, tennis and volleyball.

Jada DeVille usually loses her shirt at the table.

Jada DeVille usually loses her shirt at the table.

Then I decided. Pool. Get a big-boobed babe to lean forward and slide that stick between her fingers and you have the secret to a great pool game.

Christy is too much of a concentration breaker.

Christy is too much of a concentration breaker.

She’s bent over. She’s angling her body in lots of decorative positions. And if she’s wearing a low-cut top, you get those unforgettable, hunched-over visuals.

Here are some examples of the SCORE way to rack ’em up.

Taylor Hill compares racks.

Taylor Hill compares racks.

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9 responses to “The secret to a great game of pool”

  1. donald pasley says:

    wow! all the advantages of a game of billards! You play against a busty woman and if it’s a close game?(depending if I’m peeking or not, probably would) but I could be gentlemanly and let her win, orrr, just lose and request a rematch and put a bet on the game! Maybe a drink? or show some private time cleavage or a (long shot over here!) date? who knows, But If the busty woman I am challenging against is feeling my vibes and we’re getting along, maybe I can sink her 8-ball in her side pockets!(smile)

  2. Anonymous says:

    Elliot so when u say it won’t be long before we see kelly christiansen on scoreland please no more than a couple of weeks? Dave says there’s a video hope we see that then and is she fully naked? And how old is she?

    Amazing women shes got it all…blond hair, pretty face, tanned body, long legs, oh and a huge pair of funbags too!! See I was Feeling down with no karla stuff for a while but I know u guys can make me happy again…enter kelly!

  3. Elliot James says:

    Viggo, with my luck, she’d hit me with her purse.

  4. viggo says:

    In Norway we have the word: Pule. It means: To fuck.
    In many of our dialects it sounds just like: Pool.
    So if any of you guys ever come over here, and asks a girl if she wants
    to play a game of pool with you, you might get very lucky!

  5. Elliot James says:

    Hi Gareth, we never found The ONE in the midwest so we’ll try again. Kelly hitting SCORE first then SCORELAND. It won’t be long.

  6. Anthony says:

    Come On Jade
    I thinks it’s time you graced the page’s of Score/Voluptous!!!
    you can do it Jade! you can do it Jade! you can do it Jade!
    you can do it Jade! you can do it Jade! you can do it Jade!
    EVERYBODY JOIN IN
    you can do it Jade! you can do it Jade! you can do it Jade!
    you can do it Jade! you can do it Jade! you can do it Jade!

  7. Jade says:

    They werent that big. Hehe…Ive distracted men whilst playing pool. Unlike her, I didnt need to go to such drastic measures. ; D I just need to stand there an touch the lining of my top an stare at them in a sexy way. An they miss thier shot.
    The best distraction is when Im walking down the street an men will either almost crash staring too long or not realise the lights have gone green an it pissing other ppl off. Haha!

  8. Anthony says:

    I once had a girl pull her shirt up and dump her BIG BOOBS (in a black bra) on the opposite side of the pool table to try and distracted me as i was taking my shot.

  9. GarethBale10 says:

    elliot I see on your twitter your looking for a new beascoremodel…so who won the last one or do you have any newbies coming soon (the bigger the better!)? who won the biggest breast inthe midwest contest and will we be seeing them soon? (think it was sep 2009 closing date)

    also how long will you torture us with the wait too see the amazing new HCUP Kelly Christansen in video…you mean man lol?