THIS Would NEVER Happen
Hi, Boob Lovers!
I want to make a few things very clear about the illustration above:
- NO one grabs my tits at work.
- The above is a LAWโฆunless it’s a hot chick, then it is OKAY.
- If Dave and Elliot EVER do this is in REAL LIFE, I would knock them both out.
These things being said, I took a long time thinking about whether or not to post this piece of fan art by our friend H.D. from Germany. I thought to myself, “Self, are we sending out the message that we grope each other here at SCORE? That it is okay to grope me?” After much deliberation and heckling from the staff here, I decided to laugh it off and post this picture. As always, I am very impressed by H.D.’s talent. I also think that Dave looks a little bit elf’ish and that Elliot looks a little bit like a Vulcan, but that makes the tit-groping part more bearable. lol
However, I prefer when H.D. draws me solo, like in the photo below. I would like to thank him for the belt, which I love! And also for the gratuitous hard nipples, which really give the drawing a little extra something, I think. ๐
Enjoy this fan art and for all of you artists out there, we encourage that you send your art in!
xoxo
Maria
Tags: Dave, elliot, Fan Art, Maria
Categories: Fan Art, The Life of an Editor, Tits in Tight Tops
Imagine if other editors would pose naked on their covers! :/
Very Flattering ๐ thanks guys.
How about instead of posing for V-mag, I just keep being the editor of it and bringing you sexy, curvy naturals, eh?
Win-Win if you ask me. lol
Maria, I mean this in the most flattering way. I’d drink your bath water.
Gee, nothing like a happy tit-grabbing work environment. You’ve given me some new ideas for the weekly staff meeting. I’ll let you know how it goes…
Maria, you’re much hotter in the solo pic. And you just keep us guessing, babe. Sometimes the fantasy in itself has to be good enough!
Hey Maria,
Thanks for the posting – HD is an incredible talent .. I think he canptured Dave and Eliiot perfectly ๐
Sometimes we can take ourselves too seriously, I think your posting this pictures, just shows what a remarkable woman you really are !
Thanks for all the work you three do !
Maria, its time for you to do a pictorial.
The thirst is strong…we need to see them boobs of yours ASAP!
Maria, you could easily be on the cover of Voluptuous! Why not?
I agree with Jay Maria.
You are a cutie and I also would not mind a sweet little pictorial of you.
Maria: @brian: I believe that Dave and Elliot are available for bad fucking. lol
No thanks, Maria. Beam me outta here.
@Maria: Don’t be so modest. Its obvious from the other guys’ responses that I’m not the only one that thinks you are hot.
Sorry E.. You look like a Vulcan alright. Live Long and Fuck er… Well you guys are the ones that come with the clever names…..So im not gonna try. Dave Looks like that guy from TV show “the Greatest american hero” (kudos if you know this one Maria). And Maria Well, She looks awesome. But I don’t think that even at a porn company that would be cool. especially the ass grabbing..
@viggo: I KNOW! I LOL’ed like crazy when I first saw it.
@panhype: TY!
@Rich: Thanks very much.
@Lethal: LOL Dream that impossible dream. ๐
@Jay: I’m not worth a whole pictorial. I’m not that big a deal, I swear.
@brian: I believe that Dave and Elliot are available for bad fucking. lol
You look great in both pictures Maria. Very cool to see the artist was able to capture your beauty and amazing smile.
@Maria: Your boobs look so good in your tops…even in these pictures.
*Sigh* Now if only just one time, we could get a shot of your boobs without anything covering them. ๐
What? A man can dream, can’t he?
I like the drawings. In fact, they’ve inspired me to ask a question that has been bouncing around in my head for quite some time. When is Maria going to get her own pictorial?
Haha! PRICELESS! Love your comments, Maria.
2 cool guys i trade place with any time and a hot sweeet woman i love to fuck so bad!!!!!!!!!!
HA-HA that first drawing is so funny!!!
More like a cling-on than a Vulcan. I’d rather be a Romulan. Their ships are cooler.
I’m glad you decided to post it! :p
There are many disturbing things about that drawing, but what’s really disturbing is that Elliot has his hand on my ass.โDave