Tit tricks are fun for everyone!

March 15, 2010 by Maria

If there is something that I can declare with certainty (and quite a bit of joy, actually), it’s that boobs are FUN. I’m not talking about your average, ordinary kind of fun, either. Boobs are, like, a really fucking AWESOME kind of fun. There’s so much you can do with a pair of boobs. You can pull ’em, pinch ’em, twist ’em, lift and weigh ’em, slap ’em, squish ’em, lick ’em, suck ’em, bite and fuck ’em. You can sleep on ’em, lay your head to rest on ’em, wrap them around your face and warm your ears with ’em, and you can cum on them. A lot. Repeatedly.

Tits. They can take a dickin’ and keep on tickin’, ya know what I mean? 😉

That’s why I get so excited when a model does some tit tricks for me. Because I know the magic and fun-potential a nice pair of tatas can bring. In fact, I revere that potential. I believe in it.

It is the fuel of my boobsistence, if you will.

So, when Lady Spyce was in our studio (I introduced her to you in a previous blog!), I was more than happy to ask her to demonstrate her tit trick prowess for me. And she did. She wiggled and jiggled the hell out of her titties and even sucked them for me. And I’ll be honest with you, nothing blows my whistle more than when a lady sucks and suspends her tit in mid-air. It’s a rare thing. A thing to be cherished. It sure as hell makes me want to applaud and giggle like a schoolgirl. 😀

And because sharing is caring, I’m posting it for you. You can check it out below.

Spyce’s XXX scene just went live inside of SCORELAND this weekend, and if you haven’t seen it, I suggest you take a moment to see this caramel stunner in all her fucking and sucking glory. Check it out and give Spyce the good ole’ tubesteak salute!

xoxox

Maria

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13 responses to “Tit tricks are fun for everyone!”

  1. Maria says:

    @FrankNZ: I have intense willpower. And my own pair of boobs, so I can control myself. lol

  2. FrankNZ says:

    Wonderful stuff. Self-sucking rules! Maria, how tempting was it, to just jump in there and lend a helping mouth?

  3. Maria says:

    @jdawg: but what a way to go blind!!! 😛

  4. jdawg says:

    like i’ve said before, it’s only fun until somebody gets their eye put out by a nipple.;)

  5. Maria says:

    @viggo: It was allllll nancy drew for me. I <3 her.
    @rich: yw 🙂
    @dino: John Mayer's facial contortions scare me lol :O!

  6. Dino says:

    That joke was almost as bad as mine where. Lady spice me likely. To quote John Mayer= Her body is a wonderland. More of her please solo this time. 🙂

  7. Rich says:

    First and foremost let me thank you Maria for another great model. Lady Spyce is totally amazing very beautiful and hot. Keep up the great work.

  8. viggo says:

    @Maria: are you talking about the Hardy Boys? 😆
    Did you ever read anything of them, or was it all Nancy Drew for you?

  9. Maria says:

    😉 hardy-har-har
    😛

  10. viggo says:

    Don’t quit your dayjob Maria. 😛

  11. Maria says:

    this video is up and running!
    😀

  12. Maria says:

    jdawg, we have our top man working on it. It will be ready in a jiffy. 🙂
    Thank you for your patience. In the meanwhile, I will entertain you with a joke.
    Ahem:
    Going about his usual route, a milkman saw a note from one of his blond customers taped to backdoor one day. He read the note and felt there must be a mistake. It read, “Please leave me 15 gallons of milk today.” He thought she probably meant 1.5 gallons, so knocked on the door to clarify the point.The blond came to the door and the milkman said, “I found your note to leave 15 gallons of milk. Did you mean 15 gallons or 1.5 gallons?” The blond said, “I want 15 gallons. I’m going to fill my bathtub up with milk and take a milk bath to make me more attractive.” The milkman replied, “Oh, OK. Pasteurized?” The blond looked at the milkman with a confused look on her face and said…
    “No. Just up to my boobs.”
    Ta-daaaaa!
    🙂

  13. jdawg says:

    the video doesn’t seem to be working.
    i checked the last one featuring trinity and it worked fine.
    this one doesn’t work for some reason.