Today at SCORELAND, Mia Khalifa is a fucking schoolgirl. And I do mean a fucking schoolgirl

January 30, 2015 by Dave

I am very proud to say that Steve, Elliot, Gil and I discovered Mia.

The great thing about the hardcore set of Mia Khalifa that’s live right now at SCORELAND is that Mia really did attend a private school, and she really did have to wear a uniform.

Her parents sent her to military boarding school to straighten her out.

A lot of good that did. Now Mia’s straightening out cocks all over the world.

She’s still the No. 1 porn star in the world. And she has 377,000 followers on Twitter.

And she’s the most-famous Florida State University football fan in the world. And she’s angered a lot of people over in Lebanon, where she was born. And she rejected some creepy advances from Drake, the rapper.

You can also buy Mia’s one-and-only DVD, Mia Khalifa, for the dirt-cheap price of $14.99 at eBoobStore.com.

Here’s some excerpts from my interview with Mia.

SCORELAND: Did your family know that you were doing porn before the Lebanese stuff started breaking?

MIA: You know how they knew? As soon as my stuff at SCORELAND went live, someone made a fake Instagram of Mia Callista, and they friend-requested everyone that I followed, including my family members.

SCORELAND: That’s pretty mean. If people weren’t so mean, this would all be fine.

MIA: I know. If this was the ’90s or early 2000s, I don’t think anybody would know, not in Lebanon, not up in Maryland.

SCORELAND: How about the good side. The best part about this has been…

MIA: All of the Florida State attention. That has been the best part of all this. I formed a little family called FSU Twitter, and it’s so much fun to talk to all the Florida State fans and a few players. It’s just been awesome. That has been my favorite part. Well, no. That’s my second-favorite part. I lied. [Laughs] My favorite part is that all the boys in high school who turned me down are now following me on Twitter and trying to hit me up.

SCORELAND: Do you look different?

MIA: I look a lot different. I weigh 60 pounds less and I have giant tits now. Some guy Tweeted, “Hey, she asked me to prom freshman year!” And I was like, “Yeah, but you said, ‘No.’ Do you regret that now?”[Laughs]

SCORELAND: If they saw your skills, they would really regret it.

MIA: That’s the best part.

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4 responses to “Today at SCORELAND, Mia Khalifa is a fucking schoolgirl. And I do mean a fucking schoolgirl”

  1. roland says:

    She’s hot, but I also think she needs bigger and rounder implants.

  2. HF says:

    She doesn’t need bigger implants.

  3. Titman says:

    Do you guys know if Mia has any intention of bigger implants?