Voyeurism: Sometimes it happens.

November 23, 2009 by Maria 14 Comments
Seeing boobs on the sneak happens. A lot.

Seeing boobs on the sneak happens. A lot.

Good day, boob lovers!
I have a quick, little story about what I like to call, Seeing Boobs on the Sneak. (Maybe some of you call it being a peeping Tom. Or, if we need to be fancy, Voyeurism. I call it Seeing Boobs on the Sneak because it just feels right.)
But on with the story…

My neighbor, Cougarella, looks like Amber Lynn.

My neighbor, Cougarella, looks like Amber Lynn.

So there is this lady who lives next door to me…let’s call her Cougarella. She is in her 40s and in decent shape. She has these huge bazoombas. She’s augmented. She has an Amber Lynn Bach-type of body. She isn’t too hard too look at, that’s for sure. I bump into her in the mornings when I am getting my paper or when I am on my way out the door to come to SCORE. She is always outside on the front lawn watering her flowers and she is ALWAYS wearing something SCANDALOUS. I’m talking about teeny-tiny shirts and shorts or little, cotton dresses that show off the goods like a display case. It’s kind of Mrs. Robinson-ish, if you ask me. She flirts with everyone and everything in the neighborhood, and we all sorta flirt back. Dave would probably call her a Divorcee On The Prowl in 40Something magazine, for sure. She is, for the most part, the neighborhood MILF and probably the most-discussed lady on the block. The women hate her. (Not me, since I am neither married, nor have children, so she poses no threat to my existence.) The men LOVE her. And the teenagers find excuses to congregate near the end of her driveway to sneak a peek at her, um, peaks. lol

So, the other day I was BBQing in my backyard. I want to put that out there right away…I WAS IN MY BACKYARD, and I happened to be staring at my fence while I flipped some steaks. That’s when I saw her. Cougarella. Right through the slats in the fence posts. Naked as the day she was born. In a gardener’s hat, gloves and those hideous Croc shoes that should be banned. But the rest of her was naked. NAKED! I kinda went, WTF?! But I couldn’t look away. WHO COULD LOOK AWAY? She was humming and trimming some shrubbery and every time she moved, her tits would sway. It was a sight to behold.

I accidentally caught Cougarella getting dressed the other day, too.

I accidentally caught Cougarella getting dressed the other day, too.

Unlike my usual stare-like-a-pervert antics, I managed to tear my eyes away from Cougarella’s display and remind myself to plant trees, tall ones, along my fence. But her display didn’t end there. You see, my bathroom window faces her house, and a few days later when I was in the shower, as I lathered up my hair, I happened to look out the window, and lo and behold! There she was again! This time, she was in her bedroom and her windows were wide open and she was changing. She didn’t have a bra on. She was trying on tops. And her tits were in my line of vision again! Hard nipples. In my eyeballs! So, yeah, I stared a little. How could I not? I mean, that same window she was standing in is visible from the street, too. Surely, I was not the only one checking out this naked woman…was I?

So, I made it my mission to start asking around about Cougarella’s nudity. First person was my neighbor across the street, a retired police officer. We will call him Officer Krupke. When I asked, Officer Krupke laughed and told me that she would put on the topless window show every day at 3 p.m. without fail. “Weekends, too!” he said, smiling. “I always mow my lawn at 3 p.m. on Saturdays so I can get a good look. She’s a looker, that one.” A wise man, that Officer Krupke.

Do your neighbors get naked with the windows and blinds open?

Do your neighbors get naked with the windows and blinds open?

Then I asked my other next-door neighbor, Mrs. Rodriguez, a housewife and a general Cougarella-hater. Her report confirmed that Cougarella had been putting on the tit-show for over a year now. Except when she told me, it wasn’t as happy-go-lucky as Officer Krupke’s report. “That fucking slut! I want to claw her fucking eyes out. I’ve caught my husband looking at her. She has no shame! You should say something to her about that. She is your neighbor, you know.”

Her request that I say something got me thinking. Should I say something? I mean, she was naked and I could see her. Shouldn’t I give her the heads up? But then I started thinking…what if Cougarella wanted us to look? What if this MILF got her kicks being an exhibitionist? Who was I to ruin her good time and, apparently, the good time of all the penis’ed folk in my neighborhood?

I mean, voyeurism…sometimes it happens, right?

Which brings us to the point of this blog. What would Scorelanders do? Would you say something? Would you continue to peep? There is a part of me that feels pervy for looking, but then there is a part of me that enjoys her blatant nudity.

(And there’s a part of me that wants to ask her to pose for SCORE, too. lol)

Chime in, big-tit lovers. I love when you voice your opinions.

xxxooo,

Maria

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  • Maria

    Unfortunately, it looks like Cougarella is gone for the Holidays. I spent all Turkey day waiting for her to make an appearance and nada. Hopefully she comes home soon so I can make my move. 🙂

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  • Bryan

    Hi Maria,

    It’s so great that you love staring at women’s tits! I think that you should focus on your own needs and stare really hard at that woman’s juggs. You love to stare at boobs, especially BIG ones. So do it!

    My only question would be, is she truly big-titted enough for you? Are her knockers so enormous that they just leave you breathless? If so, then, oh, yes, the next time you see her naked, I hope you lock your eyes on her big juggs and don’t take your eyes away.

    You deserve to stare at HUGE, GIGANTIC, BIG tits! And I mean big. Really big.

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  • RL

    This isnt 1959 America its 2009 America.
    Go for it.
    Youve come a long way baby!

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  • Mr Brum

    Man I wish I had neighbours like this. In the anonymous world of the internet I am happy to say I would happily continue to catch as many of her ‘shows’ as I could, if possible working out a way to watch her and jack off surreptitiously. She must be a real exhibitionist.

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  • Maria

    @ Sam: Happy Thanksgiving to you, too, sweetheart! xoxo

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  • Samantha38G

    Have some mags sent to her address with your name on them. Then go over and ask if she “accidently got your issues”. Act all embarrassed about how people at your work place got the address wrong.

    Or ask she would like to visit the nude beach with you one day. How you hate having tan lines and such.

    Good Luck
    Happy Thanksgiving
    Sam

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  • jehovanny

    1st im a big fan of voyeurism i wish i was that confident

    but i think if that happend in my neighborhood i would get antsy, i just can not do anything abut fresh picked melons everyday sooner or later i would talk with her and ask about cooking, drinking, stories, just comfortable TOPics and eventually i would lead on to the unbelivable nakedness with nothing but pure enjoyment

    my point is i dont think i can just stare at someone even thought i have done it once or twce (cleevage,ass) evetually i would want to do more but hey kudos my man enjoy it while it last and thanx for the story its amazing

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  • Sienna Hills

    WOW…Love thy neighbor…lol…I have to say I would be a peeper…I would not be able to resist…And afterall, she knows what she is doing, and I bet she loves the attention. She more than likely gets turned on by the idea of ‘what if’ someone is watching…I know that I would…I run around naked all the time..indoors and outdoors…but I also live in the middle of the woods…So if you are ever in my neck of the woods, feel free to take a peek…lol..
    Smooches…

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  • Jack

    U got it Maria … you could segway your conversation by saying “and speaking of melons” 🙂

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  • Dino

    Don’t say anything Maria. Enjoy the show,obviously she loves the attention. So go with it. I wish she was my neighbor. In fact get her to pose for 40something. 😉

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  • Maria

    @Jack: Wise words, indeed. I was thinking of taking her some mangos from my tree and using them as the opener to start a convo. You know, just a friendly neighbor bringin’ over some fruits. lol

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  • Jack

    Hi Maria,

    Another great topic – very thought provoking ! That is, it get us to consider the possiblities if we lived next door to your neighbour 🙂

    I would say this lady is an exhibitionist, which can be broadly defined as “sexual gratification that is achieved by risky public sexual activity and/or bodily exposure.”

    I can not speak for you but as a Scorelander, the next time I would see your neighbour outside (with clothes on 🙂 ), I would begin a casual conversation with her.

    After discussing the weather, holiday plans etc., I would eventually compliment her on her fantastic figure. I would add that it’s great she has the confidence to dress to show off her lovely figure.

    Given a positive reaction, I would jokingly add that there have been times when I have seen more of her than what she may have intended ! I would mention the backyard incident, yet quickly add that although I see nothing wrong with nudity or her behaviour, some persons with children may be offended.

    Then I would offer her an opportunity to indulge her exhibitionism in a postive and legal way by posing for Score Group!

    Who knows we all may get a chance to see what Maria is seeing !

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  • Maria

    Oh, it’s 100% true, Mr. Viggo. I thought of taking snaps of her, but we need model releases for that kind of thing. I am mulling it over and refining my approach for this one since it is literally, so close to home. I don’t want to go into this kind of conversation with my neighbor without some serious finesse. The last thing I need to be known as is the neighborhood pervert lol

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  • viggo

    Maria, you should tell her. There’s a good chance you’ll get lucky with that one.

    Although i’m not sure this story is 100% true.

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