What girls really mean when they say, “I want your cum!”

December 22, 2009 by Dave
Carmen Hayes really does want your cum.

Carmen Hayes really does want your cum.

So I’m reviewing a 40Something video yesterday, and this 42-year-old MILF named Chloe (no, not that Chloe, SCORE Men) is upside down getting her ass piledriven, and she’s moaning, “Oh, I want your cum! Give me your cum! I want your sticky cum all over my body!” and that’s when it hit me: When a chick says, “I want your cum,” she’s not really saying, “I want your cum.” She’s saying, “I’m done. Cum already.”

Of course, in the video I was watching, the MILF was trying to be dirty and nasty. She was being porny. But in real life, if you’re fucking a chick, and it’s been going on for a while, and she has already cum once or a few times, when she moans in your ear, so sweetly, “Oh, honey, I want your cum,” she’s really saying, “Would you please cum already? I’m finished. It’s time to move on to the next activity.” Probably cuddling. She’s not been a cum slut. She’s being polite.

For some reason, this reminds me of Helen Thomas, the former White House correspondent for United Press International. As the senior correspondent, she had the duty of ending Presidential press conferences by standing up and saying, “Thank you, Mr. President.” And that meant the press conference was over. Of course, Thomas wasn’t really thanking the President. That was her nice way of saying, “This is going on too long. The questions are getting stupid. You’re not answering them, anyway. Let’s end this.”

I asked some of the women in the office about this “I want your cum” thing and they all laughed, then agreed. All except Maria, who disagreed. I have no comment about that.

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12 responses to “What girls really mean when they say, “I want your cum!””

  1. Nair says:

    Instead of cum show tit fucking as her BOOBS are really Gr8

  2. Rockman says:

    Heh. That’s so true on both counts. One chick I used to be with back before I met my fiancée would just want it to end already, and wouldn’t hesitate to make it known. My fiancée, however, will genuinely want me to unload…just not on or in *her*, oddly enough. But yeah, there are those who want it, and those who want it to end.

    And sean has a point, there is nothing hotter – whether she truly wants it or just wants to end it already – than a woman who tells you to cum inside her pussy. Ultimate passionate expression…and also her ultimate taste of control. Win-win situation…yes.

  3. Maria says:

    @Dave: lol. ty 😉

  4. James R. says:

    You’re Just NOW figureing that out Dave?… Iv’e known THAT 4 years; It’s Still Hot {depending on the Woman} Sorry it’s taken you THIS long 2 get it Dave.

  5. Michael says:

    I’ve also been with a couple of staight up women who haven’t been afraid to say “Okay, will you cumm already! Its starting to hurt.”

  6. Dave says:

    I have to say that…….. I like what Maria says, it makes a lot of sense, and she looks damn hot, and is there any chance of getting her phone number?

  7. Dave N. says:

    I think that Maria is right on the money with this one. Sometimes my lady wants it quick, fast and in a hurry. Other times she wants a session that lasts all night. Either way, I think it is hot and arousing. There are times where she has worked me up so hard that 5 minutes is a miracle. But, I prefer the longer sessions, as that gives me more time to explore her 36 D’s much more “thoroughly”, lol! Guy’s, don’t just jack hammer your lady, put some effort in making her cum. That’s the hottest thing there is…a womans’s orgasm(s)! : )

  8. Cherry Brady says:

    Maria is SPOT on! There are both situations. But, if a guy holds out too long, I wouldn’t think I was “doing it” for him. I might even be a little disappointed if he held out. For a woman, the thought of a guy not being able to restrain himself because the sex is so magnificent, that is bliss. It simply makes me happy for I see it as a compliment to my lovemaking skills.

  9. Dino says:

    Thanks Maria for that wonderful thought of you doing the nasty!!! Instant boner material. To play in the valley of maria’s love mountains has to be a pleasurable experience in it self….. Has for my girl she does say I want you cum, it’s more like don’t get in my hair or on the sheets. I just washed them. Yup, good times guys, good times..

  10. Maria says:

    LOL Okay…this was my opinion…(Thanks Dave.)
    I simply said I was on the fence about this. There have been times that, yes, I have said something like, “Oh, yes! Cum all over me…” blah, blah. blah, because I wanted it to end already. (Sometimes, when the sex is NOT GOOD, as a woman you can start to feel like a big soda machine that ate this guys dollar and he is bumping into you and banging you to try and get his soda or his money back. lol NOT HOT.) In those situations, yes, you try and get the guy to the finish line so you don’t have to be his dick cushion anymore.
    HOWEVER…
    there have been times that I have said things like, “Give me your cum! Give all of it to me!” AND REALLY, TRULY 100 PERCENT MEANT IT. Personally, I think that if the sex is really hot, then asking a guy to glaze you is even hotter. It kind of turns me on. I don’t mind asking for it. In fact, I want it.
    That’s my opinion on it.
    But then again, I’m not some priss who is afraid of getting a little dirty or asking for what I want.
    And that’s all I really have to say about that.
    xoxo
    Maria

  11. Tom says:

    When a woman says “Oh, honey, I want your cum,” she is testing to see how much control she has. If you immediately do cum, then she knows she is in control. If you ignore her and keep banging away, she knows you are. She won’t say it if she wants to keep going, so I sort of agree with Dave. I have to ask, Maria what do you think?

  12. sean says:

    Dave that is true but it also drives a man crazy when she tells you where to cum especially if it’s in her pussy OMFG!!! Hope someday scoreland and voluptous will do some creampie movies, the members would go crazy.