Whose birthday is it, anyway?

Do you know who this is?

Do you recognize the rack?

She’s celebrating her birthday today.

Happy birthday, big titty lady.

I’ll skip the clues but I’ll include some quotes here.

When you scroll down, you’ll see her identity.

“My nipples always go hard. Always. I always play with my boobs and masturbate. It’s fun. It’s almost better than full-on sex sometimes. I mean, sometimes I’ll be at home alone, and I’ll just start playing with my tits and sucking on them. That’s why I can survive without men, you see, because I can play with my own boobs. I can shove dildos up me, too. I can rub my nipples. I can suck them. I can push them together and lick both my nipples. I can bite them. And I can tweak them. And it doesn’t hurt. Not at all.”

Any ideas yet?

What about this quote?

“My whole body’s very sensitive. By the way, one of my breasts is slightly bigger than the other. My right breast is slightly bigger than my left one. You can barely tell. I always like to suck on my own breasts when I’m having sex, unless he’s sucking on them.  A guy will be fucking me, and I’ll just lift my breast up to my mouth and suck it. And sometimes I’ll suck on one and he’ll suck on the other.”

Do you know who she is now?

“I think my tits are the best part of my body, apart from my smile and my eyes, even though guys never say anything about those parts. But I can’t blame men for loving my breasts because I love them. They’re my babies. Sometimes when I use a vibrator, I’ll turn it on and rub it all over my breasts for a while, and my nipples will get rock hard. Then I’ll turn it on full power and go to my clitoris. I keep it at medium when I have it on nipples, but when it’s on my clit, I like it very powerful.”

Have you guessed?

“I just love having my boobs played with. It’s really great. If I had a choice between a man shagging me and playing with my boobs, I’d pick playing with my boobs every time. Fortunately, I’ve never had to make that choice. I’ve never had a man go away complaining. I guess it’s because I have a dirtier mind than most men. I love doing naughty things with my big tits. Sucking on them. Biting them. Wrapping them around a big cock. Making a cock cum all over them. Just about whatever you want to do to them, I’m good with it.”

If you thought Denise Davies…