Why do they call it the XXX Olympics? Honestly, after almost two weeks of watching, I have no idea.

August 7, 2012 by Dave

Mega-Boob Olympians, circa 2002. In the top row, Kayla, Maxi and Plenty. In the bottom row, Casey, SaRenna and Minka. All XXX Olympic Gold Medalists.

Haley Hills, going for the Gold!

So, I’m bouncing around from channel to channel the other day, and I head over to NBC, and the information bar at the top of the DirecTV screen reads as follows:

XXX Olympics.

Am I’m like, “Really? When’s the 100-meter tit-fuck?”

So I watch, but all I got was a lot of cameltoe I didn’t want to see and flat-chested women’s gymnasts who look like they’re eight years old.

I don't watch Olympic wrestling. I watch pro wrestling. But I would watch Olympic wrestling if it was like this.

Then, today, I’m surfing the Net and I see this headline: “XXX Olympics Tops Week 46 Viewing.”

Well, of course it does. But talk about misleading advertising.

Anyway, you all know where to go if it’s XXX Olympics you’re looking for.

Yes, indeed, this is the place. SCORELAND, I mean.

Combined cup size of all female Olympic athletes other than Serena Williams: B-cup.

Combined cup size of all the models at SCORELAND: a gazillion-cup.

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6 responses to “Why do they call it the XXX Olympics? Honestly, after almost two weeks of watching, I have no idea.”

  1. ca united kingdom says:

    casey james is so hot i miss her,, would need to see them standing but i think they all have see-through panties…. some nice bush here…

  2. ca united kingdom says:

    ha ha ive been watching some of the girls events and theres some nice tight ass but not a pair of tits in sight,, true olypic standard is the minka and co pic above… awesome…

  3. Maddien says:

    @ Bill
    Nice explanation for the non adult world. Congrats 😉

  4. Bill says:

    Hey Dave. This is the 30th Olympiad & the International Olympic Committee denotes it by Roman numerals. So..X is the Roman numeral for 10. Therefore, XXX=30.

  5. X.D. says:

    Wait a sec, SaRenna hasn’t done XXX hardcore, has she? I’m not counting the awesome girl/girl she’s done, nor that unauthorized one of video.

  6. Maddien says:

    Well Dave, you may visit the athletics at the olympic village and you may find answers there….;)
    And – don´t forget your cam. 😉