Yesterday, we ate. Today, we give thanks for big boobs

November 25, 2011 by Elliot James

You don’t need to be an American to appreciate this weekend’s menu. It’s always a holiday of hooters here. A parade of pulchritude. And here’s why.

Kelly Christiansen is back at our citadel of cleavage. Reason enough to celebrate. Is there anyone who spreads the sunshine like Kelly? She’s the go-to girl for many Scorelanders. I remember thinking the first day we met Kelly, ” This is a superwoman.” The blonde goddess, a reader’s wife, has become a huge favorite and a regular since her debut in the Holiday ’10 SCORE. What Kelly wants, Kelly gets. And she gets it all in the fresh scene “Angel of SCORELAND.” A camera lens melted from the intense heat Kelly generated. I warned them not to get too close. Look for Kelly in the 2011 SCOREtv Holiday Edition, coming soon!

Kelly Christiansen: "Angel of SCORELAND."

Kelly Christiansen: "Angel of SCORELAND."

December ’11 SCORE covergirl Venera is back to give us more stackitude. She’s really knocked another one out of the park. I’ve never seen anyone anywhere built with a better bod for bikinis than this living Venus. Bikinis and Venera are like apple pie and ice cream. They just go together. “I love bikinis,” Venera told us. “Really small and with push-ups. I have a very little back and a big cup size so I am not easy to fit.  I enjoyed wearing some of them for my SCORE videos. ” No dream girl ever created in the feverish imagination of the most-talented artist comes close to the reality of Venera.

Venera: "The Impossible Dreamgirl."

Venera: "The Impossible Dreamgirl."

For me, one of the great events of 2009 was the arrival of a spectacular redhead named Destiny Rose. She idealizes the hot, big-boobed girl-next-door. (Maria called the Ohioan a “corn-fed cutie” her first day at SCORE.) No one knew where Destiny would take things, how much she would share, how far she would go. In 2010, Destiny and Kaytee Carter made a sizzling hot pair in the reality parody More To Fuck. One of the great events of 2011 was Destiny deciding to go all in after thinking it over long and hard. And long and hard is what Destiny deserves in “But Professor…I’m A Stripper!” her third boy-girl, now playing at SCOREVideos.com. It’s a must-see.  And she gets a creampie, too, in keeping with the holiday.

Destiny Rose: "But Professor...I'm A Stripper!"

Destiny Rose: "But Professor...I'm A Stripper!"

Thanksgiving is all about huge, juicy breasts, sweet taters and pie, so I’ll close this blog with a comment that ultra-sexy Daylene Rio made during last year’s SCOREtv Holiday Edition. Leave it to frictionalizing lap dancers from Los Angeles to say it best.

When it cums to Daylene Rio, we are Yes Men.

When it cums to Daylene Rio, we are Yes Men.

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4 responses to “Yesterday, we ate. Today, we give thanks for big boobs”

  1. Mikey says:

    Kelly, you are so splendidly packed into your clothes it is so wonderful!! What is it like to know that every man in the world gets a boner just from looking at you? Hell, I can just think about you, no pictures needed! Whoops, it’s up in the air again!!!

  2. ca united kingdom says:

    Kelly is incredible,, i was like most score men in love the second i set eyes on her in her amazing debut pics in score…. i love the pic Elliot,,the guy is quite rightly mesmerised by her tits he only has to gently thumb down that top and those titties are there for the taking…. Venera is a bikini dream,,just imagine the fuss she would create walking down any beach in the world in any bikini,, a natural wonder…… im looking forward to seeing more of her in 2012,,want to see some bra shoots and tight sweater stuff……

  3. ca united kingdom says:

    Elliot,, was watching some trash tv other night a came across a show called a very british party…. chick on it called sally ann jones was going from DDD cup to an E cup… shes hot and her titties were sweet…. check her out and get her in score….. score men will love her i promise you….

  4. Dave says:

    I give thanks for big boobs and SCORE every day! I probably had enough on Thanksgiving, but I would love to “eat” some more. You can never get enough.