Categories for Behind the Scenes

The boobs, beauty and brains connection: Holly Garner is super-smart and super-stacked

January 25, 2025 by Dave 2 Comments

Holly Garner has brains and beauty, but is she any good at pool? Find out today at SCORELAND.

When Holly Garner says, “I have a diploma as a teacher of mathematics, physics and computer science,” are you surprised? Is the old myth about busty girls not being brainy still engrained in your mind? Of course, there has never been any scientific proof of a connection between boobs and brains, although you could argue that busty girls don’t have to try hard in school because their male teachers automatically give them A’s, so that might make them less smart than their flat-chested peers.  There is, by the way, a member of the U.S. House of Representatives who has big boobs, but I’m not going to name her (to avoid being political), and she isn’t very bright. And I’m guessing she’s not who you think she is. Initials not M.T.G.

Speaking of voting, Holly is starting to run away with SCORELAND Model of the Year and is also leading for XXX Scene of the Year. I will say right now that intelligence has nothing to do with who wins these awards, although Holly made a very smart decision when she decided to drop her top for The SCORE Group.

For the record, I’ve known a lot of very smart SCORE Girls.

What makes a girl a V-Girl? What makes a V-Girl an all-time great V-Girl?

January 18, 2025 by Dave 6 Comments

Is Marina already an all-time great?

The lovely Marina, one of 2024’s top natural newcomers, returns to SCORELAND today to show off her big, beautiful tits and suck her nipples.

Is Marina one of the greatest V-Girls ever?

Elliot thinks so. He thinks we should include her in the “Greatest V-Girls Ever” pictorial we’re putting together for Voluptuous magazine. I think Marina has the potential to be one of the all-time greats, but considering we didn’t even know she existed until she made her SCORELAND debut on October 12, it’s too early to judge. Time is going to have to tell. What do you think?

Another point Elliot and I have been discussing, and it’s a question as old as the mag (30 years): What is a V-Girl? Well, the title of the magazine should help us answer that question: Voluptuous.

Is Hitomi voluptuous? Is Christy Marks voluptuous? How about Valory Irene and Sha Rizel? No doubt, these girls are among the greatest naturals ever, but are they voluptuous? They’re definitely among the greatest SCORE Girls ever, but are they among the greatest V-Girls ever?

Joana Bliss, Cherry Brady, Karina Hart, Holly Garner, Carol Brown…these girls are the epitome of voluptuous. I have no doubt about them.

But what about Linsey Dawn McKenzie? Too slim or just right? Or Renee Ross? Too plump or just right?

Is having a huge pair of tits enough to call a girl one of the greatest V-Girls ever?

What say you?

 

Climb the peaks of SCORE newcomer Kitana Montana

December 21, 2024 by Dave 3 Comments

Newcomer Kitana Montana wants you to climb her peaks

Well, this year is certainly finishing with a big bang. A 2024 that has already given us classic SCORE slim ‘n’ super-stacked babes Lia Lovely, Mariza Rabbit, Lollypop GCup and Crystal Taylor wraps up with blonde bimbo Kitana Montana debuting this week. And there’s more coming up in the first week of the new year: another slim ‘n’ stacked blonde, Tania Amazon. And that’s not even mentioning some of the fine new naturals we’ve seen over the past 12 months.

Tania is only 4’11” tall with G- or H-cup tits, depending on the bra. She was born in Argentina and now lives in Sin City U.S.A. She said, “I get a lot of attention because of my chest,” she said. “It excites me.” She excites every guy she meets.

“I don’t do dates,” Kitana said. “I fuck.”

You’ll see her fucking next week.

Today at SCORELAND, Lia Lovely stretches out a bikini that would easily fit a DDD-cupper. But Lia is a lot bustier than a DDD-cupper.

No bikini can contain Lia Lovely.

 

 

 

 

Kat Marie: She’s got the look

November 23, 2024 by Elliot James 2 Comments

Commenting about Kat Marie‘s POV sex scene with Nicky Rebel, SCORELAND member HeelLover wrote, “This is the reason I am addicted to SCORE. Kat Marie is one. All of her, so desirable. Kat, your eyes are heavenly, sultry and sensual. I want you!”

I commend HeelLover on his excellent taste.

Today is Kat Marie day at SCORELAND. This photo shoot and matching video is a good example of her personal style. Kat is also a fetish mistress, so there are kinda two Kat Marie’s. The same goes for Lollypop GCup, also a fetish star.

“I’m always in a skirt and heels, always dressed to the nines, and I am usually overdressed,” said Kat, a former professional ballroom dancer.

Rare is the girl today with a bush.

Ain’t she lovely?

September 27, 2024 by Elliot James

SCORE magazine editor Dave Rosenbaum called Lia Lovely “the epitome of a SCORE Girl.”

Lia is back today at SCORELAND to smoke the pipe of Parker Sims. Ain’t he a lucky chap? He also got  to fuck Victoria Vale, who’s 5’8″ tall.

Lia gets Parker totally boob-drunk. We made sure he got home safe after the smoke had cleared.

Lia is tall and towers over Parker. He’s actually the perfect height because his face is aligned directly with her huge tits when they’re standing side-by-side.

I blogged about this phenomenon in 2009. It never gets old. “A lunchtime sighting proves short people have a reason to live.”

Lia Lovely became an immediate reader favorite when she first appeared at SCORELAND.

 

Bhiankha brings her long nipples back to SCORELAND

September 21, 2024 by Dave

Bhiankha’s long nipples

Elliot says that Bhiankha, who returns to SCORELAND today with new photos and a video, is a member of the Long Nipple Club. I didn’t know there was such a club, and I’m a little upset that Elliot didn’t ask me to come along with him and check out a meeting. But, indeed, he’s 100% correct about Bhiankha, as this photo shows. She has very long nipples, perhaps from squeezing milk out of them so frequently. Elliot also wrote, “A redhead when she was discovered in 2020, Bhiankha now has shorter jet-black hair.” Sorry. I never noticed her hair. I must have been too focused on her lactating nipples and very wet pussy.

In addition to showing off her long nipples, Bhiankha also makes her asshole pucker in today’s video. Oh, and she has braces now. This Colombian is the total package.

Who else is a member of the Long Nipple Club?

Newcomer Moon Flower chooses cock sucking over pussy playing

September 19, 2024 by Dave

Moon Flower would rather play with cocks than toys.

If a model says, “I’d rather suck cock than do a solo scene,” who are we to stop her? Not me. The directors asked me what I thought about skipping the solo scene with busty newcomer Moon Flower, and I said, “If she wants to suck cock, let her have at it.” And so she did. After the dick-sucking and tit-fucking, the guy shoots his load all over her rack, which is probably what I would have done, too.

Moon is from Moscow. She measures 42-26-40 with G-cup tits. She enjoys swimming and riding her bike, and when she goes out, she dresses to show off her tits, wearing low-cut t-shirts and often no bra at all.

“I like the attention I get because of my breasts,” she said through a translator.

Special talents: “I can play piano. I can sing.” She can also play the skin flute.

If you want to see more of her, she takes a cock up her ass and does a little ATM (the sex act, not the cash machine) at 40SomethingMag.com.

So, just checking: You’re okay with the blow job first, right?

Crystal Taylor shows her tits in the backyard. Did the neighbors see her?

August 30, 2024 by Dave

The hedge and the one-story house next door afford Crystal Taylor some privacy. But you can also see why roofer is one of the best jobs in South Florida, despite the high temperatures. I always wondered why roofers eat lunch on the roof. They’re watching live porn.

Here in South Florida, houses in most neighborhoods tend to be pretty close together. I always knew this, but I didn’t realize just how close until 2005, when Hurricane Wilma blew down all of the fences around my house and I saw that my neighbors were virtually right on top of me. I bring this up because whenever we get the chance here at The SCORE Group, we shoot scenes in backyards, and often they’re surrounded by nothing more than six-foot-high fences or shrubs.

Now, honestly, if my neighbors were having sex in their pool, I wouldn’t know it unless they were being loud. I live in a one-story house. However…the house next to me is a two-story, and if I were having sex in my pool (not something you really want to envision) and my neighbors were on the second floor, they could look right down at us. Which is among the reasons I’ve never had sex in my pool.

All of this is to say that super-stacked newcomer Crystal Taylor starts her scene today at SCORELAND by sunbathing in a very revealing monokini, then James shows up and sucks her tits, so any neighbors in surrounding two-story houses might have gotten quite a show. Crystal and her guy go inside for the sucking and fucking, but we’ve had plenty of scenes in which everything happens outdoors, in full view of potentially peeping neighbors. BTW, we’ve never had a complaint. Nobody has ever called the cops and said, “Somebody’s filming fuck scenes in the backyard next to us.”

My recommendation to anyone who wants free porn: Find yourself a two-story house in a hot area with a busty neighbor who fucks in her backyard. Good luck.

 

Girls who suck their own nipples; do men jack off to Olympic gymnastics and more

August 3, 2024 by Dave

A few random thoughts as we head into the weekend.

• There’s a new movie at eBoobStore.com called Girls Who Suck Their Own Nipples. I’m partial to this movie because 1.) I helped compile it; and 2.) self-sucking is one of my favorite things a busty girl can do. I’m going to be honest with you: Sometimes, a photographer asks a model who’s not super-busty to suck or lick her own nipples. Great. But if she doesn’t actually get her mouth or tongue on the nipple, I’m not using the photo in the magazines or the websites.

• The Summer Olympics. Not a great source of big tits. Having a big rack pretty much disqualifies a woman from running or gymnastics. But I have a question: Do you think there are guys who jack off to women’s gymnastics? There’s a lot of skin on-display, especially ass, so I’m just wondering.

• Girl-girls. We seem to be in another heyday of the genre. Of course, the Holly Garner-Molly Evans scenes were great, but there have been more, like the Nicole Colina-Lauren Hill clash of the titans and the Katie Rose-Kira Clark tit-to-tit that’s headed to SCORELAND tomorrow. What’s going on? I don’t know, but I like it.

• And, finally, Lia Lovely. The answer is yes. Next Friday.

Have a great weekend.

That’s Katie on the left and Kira on the right. What’s for dinner?

 

Is it okay to call a girl a bimbo? It is with these girls.

June 6, 2024 by Dave

 

When the powers that be at The SCORE Group asked me to pick out six models for a new hardcore movie called SCOREing A Busty Bimbo, my first thought was, “Which of our girls would be proud to be called a bimbo?” You know, even a few years ago, calling a girl a bimbo could get you slapped across the face, maybe even MeTooed, but not anymore. The bimbofication of the world is well underway, but still, ya gotta be careful.

The list I ended up with was Mariza Rabbit, Victoria Vale, Sandra Star, Bad Bella, Safira Yakkuza and Tanya Virago, and I was very happy to discover that two of those girls, Tanya and Safira, had unreleased scenes in which they get ass-fucked. Because nothing says bimbo like, “I want you to fuck my ass.”

Tanya Virago … she went out of her way to super-size her tits and ass. Bimbo.

Bad Bella … she’s wearing crotchless panties for easy pussy access. Bimbo.

Safira … she jams a butt plug up her ass to stretch it out for cock. Bimbo.

Victoria … super-sized her tits to turn herself into a MILF … yep, bimbo.

Sandra loves to eat cock. Tanya is a slim ‘n’ stacked fuck doll. Bimbos both.

Looking back at girls who might have been proud to be called a bimbo, I’d say Daphne Rosen is a no, Tigerr Benson is a yes, Christy Marks is a no because she was so proud of her nerdiness, Danielle Derek is a definite yes, Linsey Dawn McKenzie and Chloe Vevrier definite no’s, Angela White no, unless telling her she’s a bimbo would get her laid.

Got an opinion about this?

Anyway, score a copy of SCOREing A Busty Bimbo at eBoobStore.com.