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Helena Hope returns to SCORELAND today. Happy New Year!

December 30, 2022 by Dave

Helena is a small-town girl with huge tits.

Helena Hope, one of 2022’s top newcomers and covergirl of SCORE Vol. 31 No. 3, returns to fuck P.O.V.-style today at SCORELAND. Helena was back in Miami last week and I had the chance to meet and interview her. I’d tell you some of the things she said, but I was too busy staring at her tits, which were pouring out of her little top, and her pussy, which she was kind enough to show me. Oh, I do remember one thing: She told me how she got into deepthroating and demonstrated on a toy she’d brought along. By that time, my mind was mush. Fortunately, we recorded the whole thing on video, and it’ll be posted one day on SCORELAND.

I can tell you that when I met her before the interview, she seemed very shy and I was wondering if the interview was going to be any good or if it was just going to be me asking questions and her giving one-word answers. Nope. Once the camera started rolling, Helena really opened up. Like Princess Pumpkins, Danielle Derek, Jessy Bunny and several other girls, Helena is really into tits, the bigger the better. She wants to go a lot bigger than she is now (see, I remembered that), and that should be a sight to see. Helena also has a fine ass. Anyway, we talked for a long time, and at the end, Helena said, “That was fun.” Oh, she also said seeing herself on the cover of SCORE was surreal.

Anyway, enjoy Helena. She’s quite a girl.

Today at SCORELAND, Anastasia Doll catches her guy cock-handed

December 23, 2022 by Dave

Why jack off when you’ve got a hottie like Anastasia?

Today at SCORELAND, Anastasia Doll catches her guy jacking off. I have no idea why any man would need to jack off when he has a hottie like Anastasia.

Has this ever happened to you? It happened to me once, and I can tell you it turned out a lot better for Anastasia’s guy than it did for me. Anastasia’s guy got a tit-fuck and blow job from one of the hottest women in the world. I got scorned. You see, my girlfriend at the time was not stacked at all. She was pretty flat-chested. Yeah, I know, my mistake. Anyway, she walked in on me while I had my cock in my hand and a big picture of Maxi Mounds on my computer screen.

“You like girls who look like that?” she asked, the unspoken words being, “who don’t look at all like me.”

I mean, what was I thinking? She should have been flattered; I was obviously with her for something other than the size of her tits.

Oh, well. But like I said, “girlfriend at the time.”


Emanuella Rossa makes a cock disappear, and remembering an old haunt

December 9, 2022 by Dave

Emanuella Rossa is a girl of many talents.

Newcomer Emanuella Rossa returns to today to suck, fuck and take a big load on her huge naturals. A photo like this one makes we wonder how the average guy fares with Emanuella’s tits. I mean, if you’re sporting five inches hard, her tits must completely envelope your cock. Tom here is pretty well hung, but when Emanuella pushes her tits together, it’s gone. Not that that’s a bad thing. Emanuella is really quite a woman.

On a different subject, I found out the other day that Sunrise Mall in Massapequa, New York, on Long Island, has shut its doors for good. To me, this news is very sad. A long, long time ago, back in my early magazine-buying days in the 1970s, I purchased my adult material from the newsstand kiosk on the mall’s second floor. When I heard about the mall closing, I searched YouTube and found a walking tour of the nearly deserted mall. In the video, as the person walked towards the place, right at the top of the escalator, where that kiosk used to be, I felt the same familiar excitement of so many years ago, when I’d walk to the store, eager to see if any new big-tit mags had come in. Those were the days of Gent and Fling, way before SCORE. When I told him, SCORE founder John Fox found it very amusing that I liked buying mags from the little old lady behind the counter. I guess I got off on her thinking I was a young perv, which I was. If I could have seen the future, I would have told her, “I’m studying for my future career as a big-boob mag editor.”

Those were in the days before polybags, when mags were out in the open and you could pick one up and page through it until the clerk said, “Buy it or put it down.” Realize, I’m talking over 40 years ago.

Sunrise Mall also had a Nathan’s with those crunchy hot dogs and crinkle cut fries, and I gotta tell you, right now, I wouldn’t mind sitting at Nathan’s eating a hot dog and fries while anticipating getting home and paging through my new skin mag. Sorry if I sound like an old man, but those were the days.

Best of the SCORELAND Blog: The life-changing revelation I had about tits in tight tops

July 13, 2022 by Dave
Jenna Valentine shows off her outfit, complete with lovely accessories.

Jenna Valentine has a unique way of accessorizing her outfit.

In this case, Camelia Davis's tits are the outfit.

In this case, Camelia Davis’s tits are the outfit.

I was at lunch the other day, the usual spot, and I found myself standing at the soda machine, waiting to refill my glass, checking out the rack on the MILF standing next to me, refilling her glass and very nicely filling out a white tank top. Nice, tan, probably fake boobs. D-cups, I’d guess. Plenty of cleavage, and a little bit of side cleavage, too.

And that’s when it hit me like a thunder strike.

Tits are part of the outfit!

Her shoes were part of the outfit. The belt she was wearing was part of the outfit. Her earrings were part of the outfit. And, in this case, her tits were part of the outfit, too!

Do you see what I’m getting at here? I told this story (and my revelation) to a female editor here at The SCORE Group. She looked at me like I was crazy and said, “So what? Everyone knows that.”

Don't try to give Tatiana Blair fashion tits…I mean tips!

If you say to Tatiana Blair, “That’s a very nice dress,” she’ll know what you mean.

Carlos tells Shyla, "Excuse me, ma'am. I was just admiring your lovely outfit."

Carlos tells Shyla, “Excuse me, ma’am. I was just admiring your lovely outfit.”

NO, NOT EVERYONE KNOWS THAT! Maybe women know it, but men don’t know it. I know now, though. Some women accessorize with earrings. Others with bracelets. Some with stockings. When a woman is wearing a short skirt, her legs are part of the outfit. When she’s wearing tight, low-rise jeans, her ass is part of the outfit. And when she’s wearing a low-cut top, her tits are part of the outfit. Of course, some women have nicer accessories than others.

This doesn’t mean it’s okay to walk up to a girl and say, “Hey, nice tits.” No. That’s never okay. But if you say to her, “That’s a very nice shirt you’re wearing today,” she’ll know what you mean, and that’ll be okay.

Because her tits are part of the outfit.

This could be life-changing.

Are tight tops always better?

May 27, 2022 by Dave

Natasha looks very nice.

Here’s Natasha Nice, who’s sucking cock and getting fucked in her ass today at SCORELAND. Natasha is obviously wearing a very tight, low-cut top that shows off her very nice tits, and I have absolutely no problem with that.

But I saw a woman the other day who made me realize a girl doesn’t have to wear tight and/or cleavage-revealing tops to look sexy…that there are certainly articles of clothing that–SHOCKER ALERT!–actually look better when they’re not tight.

Exhibit A: the silk, button-down top. This woman had come from work, and she was wearing a tight skirt slit up the side. Okay. Fine. But she was also wearing a button-down silk (or something made to look like silk) top that wasn’t tight by any means and, yet, showed off her healthy chest in a very exciting way.

You see, the looseness of the top allowed us to see her tits jiggling underneath in her bra in a way that probably wouldn’t have been possible if she was wearing a tight top that restricted the jiggle. Also, the top flowed off her chest in a way that, somehow, made the curve of her breasts more apparent, as if it was floating on her nipples.

So, I have two questions for you: One, have you ever witnessed this effect before? And, two, can you think of any other women’s garments that look better when they’re loose?

In other words, is Exhibit A the only exhibit?


Jessy Bunny is the hot date

May 20, 2022 by Dave

Looks like Tom’s gonna score.

We’ve all been in this situation. You come to the end of a date and you’re dropping her off at her place. You think it’s gone pretty well, but you’re not sure how well, so you escort her to her door. This is always the most-awkward part of a date. How should you kiss her? Peck on the check? Kiss on the lips? Go for full tongue? Is she going to invite you in? Should you ask if you can come in?

Today at SCORELAND, Tom kisses Jessy Bunny’s hand, but she wants a lot more. She wants his cock. Obviously, the date has gone very well, and it’s about to get better. Jessy has huge tits and dick-sucking lips, and she knows how to use them.

“I am way more open about my sexuality, and I directly let the guy know if I want sex and what I want,” Jessy said.

Did I ever tell you about the time I picked up a woman at the local supermarket? When I saw her shopping, she was wearing a tight, low-cut top that displayed her huge tits and very small shorts. I made small talk, she gave me her number and we went out for a dinner a few nights later. I was sure this would end well, especially when she showed up for the date wearing a tight, semi-sheer dress that showed off her tits and a lot of legs. I could tell she was wearing a G-string. Her dress was that sheer. I mean, this was a guaranteed score, right?


Sometime during dinner, I happened to mention what I do for a living, and when she heard it, she said, “You’re a pervert. I can’t date a pervert.” And then she got up and stalked out of the restaurant. I never saw her again.

Meanwhile, I was thinking, “Whoever said anything about dating?”

Kitty Cute brings back high school memories

May 13, 2022 by Dave

Wow! Sometimes a photo just takes you back, such as this photo of Kitty Cute with the dude she’s about to suck and fuck today at SCORELAND looking over her shoulder.

I think I’ve mentioned this before, but my high school library had a square section of couches where students could sit and read. The couches were a bit low, and there was room on the perimeter to walk around the entire square. Well, for me, that was Big Tit Square because I loved taking relaxed strolls around it, looking down the blouses of the girls who probably didn’t realize that their still-growing C-cups looked like D-cups and their D-cups looked like F-cups from that looking-down angle.

Can you imagine how big Kitty’s tits look from Perry’s angle? They’re already ginormous.

So far, the two big events of 2021 have been Kitty Cute’s and Joana Bliss’s hardcore debuts, two things I never thought I’d see. Unlike the views I got when I was in high school and walked around the couch. I always knew I was going to see something good.


Something special is going to happen this weekend…I hope

April 1, 2022 by Dave

Linsey’s first XXX. She would do only one more.

Do you remember where you were when you found out Linsey Dawn McKenzie was doing her first boy-girl?

I do. I was in my second month at The SCORE Group when John Fox came to my desk and told me he had just heard from our studio in London, England, that Linsey had gone all the way, and a package containing the photos and video of the big event had been shipped. We then spent the next day or two eagerly awaiting them and the next few months teasing, telling SCORE readers something special was going to happen but not telling them what until…the January 2002 issue hit the newsstands with “The Devil in Miss Linsey. Finally, her hardcore debut!” on the cover.

At the time, it seemed like we’d been waiting an eternity for LDM to do hardcore. In fact, it had taken less than six years for her to take the plunge.

Now compare that to the girl who’s scheduled to break her hardcore cherry this weekend. She’s been around for…well, a much longer time. I won’t tell you how long just yet because that might give away the secret. And I won’t tell you who’s supposed to do her first hardcore this weekend because I don’t want to jinx it.

But it’s big. Very big. I’m eagerly awaiting the news from our studio in Europe: “Yes, she sucked cock! Yes, she fucked!”

Keep those fingers crossed. Yeah, you might get finger cramps, but it’ll be worth it.

BTW, for those of you who think Elliot and I are always writing in code, I can assure you that THE BIG EVENT has not yet happened.

Kim Velez, Sofia Damon & a strap-on

March 25, 2022 by Dave

There’s a lot of tit on that bed.

I enjoyed watching Kim Velez getting strap-on fucked by Zafiro Herrera so much that when the studio told me Kim and Sofia Damon would be getting together, I didn’t have to put on my thinking cap when I was asked what I wanted them to do. The creative juices didn’t have to flow. I wanted Sofia to do to Kim what Zafiro had. I ended up getting that and a whole lot more, and you can see the results at

You know how Zafiro completely dominated Kim with that strap-on, as if she was roleplaying the man? Well, today, Kim fucks as well as she gets fucked.

“I’m going to fuck your tits like they’ve never been fucked before,” Kim tells huge-titted Sofia, and she fucks her pussy, too. Sofia returns the favor.

I love how Kim looks so sweet and innocent even while she’s being so wild and nasty. I love Sofia, too. This is truly a perfect pairing.

Why am I showing you this pic of Molly Evans? Glad you asked

March 19, 2022 by Dave

Molly and Holly are up for #1.


Molly Evans, who is 18 years old and has JJ-cup naturals, returns to SCORELAND today. At the current rate, Molly is going to finish either first or second for 2021 Newcomer of the Year. I can say that with relative certainty because she and Holly Garner have racked up two-thirds of the total votes.

Anyway, the photo I chose for this posting…I know what you’re thinking. “Dave, you idiot, why did you pick a photo in which we can’t see her tits?”

I have a reason. When I saw this photo, I remembered a girl who worked at a mall kiosk near TSG headquarters in Miami. She was young and stacked and always wore low-cut tops. But on this day, I walked over to the kiosk to check out the goods, and, yes, she was wearing a low-cut top. But when she walked over to see if I needed help, she had her ponytail draped over a shoulder, and it was positioned right over her cleavage line. I couldn’t see anything! I felt like saying to her, “Miss, would you mind moving your ponytail so I can see your tits?”

Here, I feel like saying, “Molly, would you mind pulling that strappy thing aside so I can see your tits?” Of course, the good thing about Molly is that a photo or two later, she’s showing everything.

New Molly photos and video today at SCORELAND. Enjoy.