Categories for Tit Tricks

Today at XLGirls.com, Nicole Colina’s tits partially eclipse a lucky dude’s head

April 12, 2024 by Dave 3 Comments

It’s okay to perform this act without the proper eye protection, although there is a chance that Nicole’s nipple will poke your eye out.

We had a total eclipse of the sun this past week, and if you were lucky enough to see totality, you know how special it is. Even a partial eclipse is an event.

I bring that up because of this photo from Nicole Colina’s new posting today at XLGirls.com. The dude’s name is Vincent, and I don’t think I’ve seen a photo like this more than a handful of times in my life and maybe never. Nicole’s huge left tit is getting in the way of his head as he’s trying to eat her pussy. Or, to put it in astronomical terms, his head is getting partially eclipse by Nicole’s boob flesh. I think in this case, totality would be impossible, but have you ever seen what’s going on here? I mean, I love when a huge-boobed natural leans over and her tits brush against her thighs, but this? This might be even rarer than a total eclipse (which happens about once every 18 months somewhere on Earth).

Although Vincent eats lovely Nicole’s pussy in the video, we don’t get the same angle that we get in the photo set. He does, however, attempt a total eclipse of her tits with his load.

Today at SCORELAND, newcomer Rhea Creates Magic

February 1, 2024 by Dave Leave your thoughts

Rhea knows a lot of tricks.

Rhea, who debuts today at SCORELAND, calls herself Rhea Creates Magic. Among her magic tricks is self-sucking both of her nipples at the same time. When she makes her hardcore debut soon, you’ll see another one of her tricks: making a cock disappear down her throat.

“I love starting by deeply sucking a dick,” she said. “That gets me really excited and wet. I enjoy deep-throating. Then I like to ride the guy’s cock cowgirl before trading off. Usually at that point, I’m really hot and just want to let the guy take over. I also really enjoy squirting.”

I’m sure Rhea will also conjure up some action in your pants.

I almost forgot to mention that she has red hair, pierced nipples, butterfly pussy lips and a big, beautiful ass.

Magic!

 

Slap-happy hooters

October 19, 2023 by Elliot James

I like how Kim Beltran sucks her nipples in today’s scene. I could have watched 15 minutes of Kim just self-sucking her tits.

Kim also loudly slaps her tits together as she glides around the room doing a striptease dance. Having her clap her boobs with your face in the middle would be a good way to wake up.

Overall, Kim does a nice, wholesome tit-play show, and she’s just as smooth taking off her clothing and masturbating. Kim moves like a dancer.

I didn’t think she would do hardcore with a guy but she did. It’s a good thing I didn’t bet Dave that she wouldn’t.

Kim goes for the double suck.

 

 

 

What a way to go!

May 26, 2023 by Dave

I think he’s still breathing.

“Poor guy. So young. How did he die?”

“He got smothered by Xena Zoraki’s tits.”

“Oh. Well, that’s not so bad.”

I mean, I once got struck by a car while riding my bicycle. I’d much rather have been struck by Xena’s giant G-cup naturals.

Xena, one of the top newbies of 2023 or any year, returns to do it all today at XLGirls.com.

It’s Kira Liv Day at SCORELAND

May 6, 2023 by Dave

Kira Liv gives her nipple a workout.

Today is Kira Liv Day at SCORELAND. The naturally stacked newcomer is’working out, and you know what that means: lots of bouncing and swinging of her ginormous, creamy naturals. Kira also self-sucks her nipples, which she’s proving to be very good at. I’m not going to put her in the Gya Roberts and Sarah Rae category of self-suckers just yet (those girls have skills that are beyond belief), but she’s definitely working her way up. Practice, practice, practice, I say. Sarah Rae used to practice a lot. She said it was her goal to self-suck both nipples hands-free at the same time, something she accomplished.

Anyway, back to Kira. She’s going to be the covergirl of the issue of Voluptuous we’re working on now (Volume 30 Number 1), and I wouldn’t mind putting her in every issue from now until forever.

It’s also Angie Bravo Weekend at XLGirls.com. Angie’s following up on her hardcore debut at SCORELAND last week by sucking and fucking again, and I gotta tell ya, she’s no slouch at self-sucking her tits either.

Enjoy, and you’d be excused if you don’t leave your house all weekend. Kira and Angie are worth spending a lot of time with.

Angie sucks her tit while her guy sucks her pussy.

 

Demmy’s Bounce Party

April 13, 2023 by Elliot James

Breast royalty Demmy Blaze sets off a major boob quake today. The bouncing is non-stop. How many ways can the great Demmy bounce her huge boobs? Many ways.

Demmy’s bust is bigger than ever. I only wish she lived in the USA, but there I go being selfish again.

“I would like a T-shirt that reads “Big Power Boobs,” Demmy told me a few years ago. That says it all.

Behold boob royalty.

 

Follow The Bouncing Boobs of Isa Gomez

October 22, 2022 by Elliot James

Isa Gomez is a Mamazon, the real deal. Making a bikini to fit her curvy body takes the skill of a master swimsuit maker. When Isa takes it off, the bouncing and oiling begin. New scene today.

No bikini top can contain those juicy tits.

I’ve got something to say about Natasha Sweet

March 17, 2022 by Dave

Natasha loves her tits so much, she makes love to them.

It was a great man who said of Natasha Sweet, “Even her tits have tits.”

Actually, it wasn’t a great man. It was a john who was cruising for hookers in the Czech Republic and saw Natasha standing on a street corner with her tits pouring out of her top. He and his friend got what they wanted: full service from Natasha in the movie Voluptuous Xtra 20.

Today at XLGirls.com, Natasha self-sucks her nipples, shows off her spectacular naturals in a whole bunch of positions and does lots of fun things with her pussy.

I’m going to make a controversial statement right now. Ready? Ya sure? Okay. Here goes.

Natasha Sweet is one of the five greatest naturals ever. Maybe top three.

There, I said it.

He’s probably thinking Kitty has very soft hands

February 11, 2022 by Dave

Kitty has perfected the no-hands massage.

This photo of Kitty Cute from her second XXX scene, which is live today at SCORELAND, reminds me of a big-titted girl I knew a long time ago. When I wanted to fuck her tits, she looked at me like I was crazy then proceeded to tell me that no guy had ever done that to her. Then I asked her to rub her tits against my thighs and my back, and again, she looked at me like I had two heads (which, of course, I did and still do: a big one and a little one).

Anyway, Kitty is phenomenal and I’m glad she chose us for her hardcore cherry-breakers.

Have you ever been with a big-titted girl who had never been tit-fucked?

ATTENTION! Voting for the 2021 SCORELAND Awards is going on right now in the members area. As expected, Molly Evans and Holly Garner are dominating Newcomer of the Year, and Cheryl Blossom is looking strong (although not a lock) to repeat as Model of the Year. If you haven’t voted, vote now!

Mer returns, and some thoughts about mags and websites

January 28, 2022 by Dave

Mer sucks. That’s a good thing.

There was a time when SCORE, Voluptuous, XL Girls, SCORELAND and XLGirls.com were almost completely intertwined. If a girl was a star in the mags, she was a star on the websites, too, and vice versa. That time ended with the pandemic, which had the silver lining of compelling us to ask models all over the world to shoot their own photos and videos for us. But that came with a problem. The requirements for photos in magazines are a lot higher than the requirements for web photos (we need much higher resolutions for print), so suddenly, we’ve had girls appearing on the websites but not in the mags. That never happened before.

For that reason, Colombian natural Mer has appeared at XLGirls.com many times but in Vmag only once (and that time with Lucy Rodriguez). She makes another appearance today and proves to be an excellent self-sucker, having already proven she’s an excellent dick sucker.

It breaks my heart that Mer hasn’t had a solo appearance in Voluptuous, but I’m hoping when the pandemic finally becomes endemic, we’ll dispatch our photo and video crew to Colombia, where they’ve shot so many other great Latinas for the mags and the websites. I hope to put Mer on the cover one day because IMO, a busty girl hasn’t truly arrived until she’s been on the cover of a TSG mag.

Is that old-fashioned? Maybe. But to me, it’s just a fact.