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Rhea Creates boners

March 15, 2024 by Elliot James Leave your thoughts

“I enjoy deep throating,” Rhea Creates Magic told us. “I’m an exhibitionist for sure. It gets me so hot knowing people get off on my photos and videos.”

Today at SCORELAND, ginger hottie Rhea Creates a boner and drains it dry.

We must find more cool girls like Rhea Creates. Because big tits make everything better and they’re safer than anti-depressants.

What has Rhea created?

Kitchen paradise with Molly Evans

March 14, 2024 by Elliot James Leave your thoughts

Molly Evans is back at XLGirls today, and I have to say that this photo set and video has everything, and the kitchen sink, too.

I can never get enough of Molly, a beauty who started modeling for us when she turned 18.

If I had a kitchen appliance company, I would have launched an advertising campaign with Molly as a spokesmodel. The refrigerators and dishwashers would sell as fast as I could make them.

If I had a car dealership, Molly would be the face and body of my advertising campaign.

Welcome to MollyWood.


The fine feminine art of fucking themselves with a dildo

March 10, 2024 by Dave 3 Comments

As a sports fan, I’ve noticed for a long time that there’s a big difference between how a professional athlete carries, for instance, a baseball bat or a tennis racquet and how a non-athlete carries a piece of sporting equipment. It’s as if the bat or racquet or club is a natural extension of their hands, as if they were born carrying that bat or racquet or club.

The same is true of some SCORE Girls and how they handle a dildo. They have dildo dexterity that tells you, “I’ve been fucking my pussy with toys for a long time and I know how to do it.” They’re no amateurs at that dildo-fuck game. (Did I ever tell you about the girl at the old Show World Center in Manhattan who’d fuck her pussy with a toy while reading a text book? Some might have said, “Dave, the least she could have done for your quarters was pay attention to you,” but I thought, “This girl fucks her own pussy so much, she can do it as an afterthought.” I found that to be a big turn-on.)

Karina Hart, who has a SCORE Flashback scene today, and Morgan Leigh are artistes when it comes to fucking themselves with toys. It’s surprising that neither girl did hardcore, considering how much they loved filling their cunts for our viewing pleasure.

How does a girl get so good at dildo management, as if she were the adult modeling equivalent of a .330 hitter in baseball or a Grand Slam winner in tennis? Practice, I’m sure.


Kim Velez is back at SCORELAND today

March 9, 2024 by Elliot James 4 Comments

I’m happy to blog that Kim is back and looking as smashing as ever. Her nipples and areolae are award-winning

Kim debuted at SCORELAND on February 2, 2019. She wore braces the first year. As she matured, her tits got bigger, and that meant upgrading her bras. It’s corny to write, but I can’t believe how fast time moves.

I can never guess how long a girl will model, but I’m thinking that Kim will keep at it for a long time to come. To me, she looks like a teenager.

Kim Velez has the magic.



Once you saw Heather Hooters, you never forgot her

March 7, 2024 by Elliot James 5 Comments

I  once wrote that if you ever met Heather, you’d never guess that this gorgeous blonde was a nude dancer and a men’s mag model. I met her for the first time on the 3rd Boob Cruise in 1997. Mainly a feature dancer who did the club circuit, Heather didn’t do a lot of photo shoots or videos. She did just enough to stay in the spotlight and to remind SCORE magazine readers that they could see her live on-stage. We all had film cameras on the Cruise in those pre-cell phone camera days and I still have shots of Heather wearing scuba gear. She was a sporty girl and in great physical condition. I got to see how great in her on-deck dance show during the Cruise. She went on the second Cruise in 1998. We ran a win Heather’s bra in the February 1999 SCORE. I wonder if the winner still has it.

A very quiet girl, Heather became a stripper at a local club fresh out of high school, progressed to feature dancer status and moved into modeling. Soft-spoken, super-professional and easygoing, Heather appeared on TV talk shows about busty strippers and toured Germany. She would probably be surprised by how many of today’s models never leave their homes. One of her besties was Alyssa Alps. They did a mild girl-girl shoot in London for the June 1997 issue of SCORE. Alyssa didn’t go on the Cruise until the final one in 2000, but by that time, Heather had retired from the biz.

Heather Hooters in August 1996 SCORE.



Barbie Nicole: If the bikini fits

March 2, 2024 by Elliot James 5 Comments

When Barbie Nicole stands up and looks down, she can’t see her feet. But she has us to look at her feet so it’s okay.

“I love to wear the smallest suits. The smaller the better! My favorites are micro-bikinis and slingshot bikinis. I love how my side boobs just pop out! It’s so hot.”

New SCORELAND shoot today. Be here.

When Barbie turned 18, she became an exotic dancer.


Want some? Well, yeah, I’d like as much of Billie Jean Austin as I can get

March 1, 2024 by Dave 3 Comments

Don’t you wish that Billie Jean were your lover?

The most famous lines from the Michael Jackson song “Billie Jean” go, “Billie Jean is not my lover/She’s just a girl who claims that I am the one/But the kid is not my son.

But the lines from the song that best apply to SCORE Girl Billie Jean Austin go, “She told me her name was Billie Jean, as she caused a scene/Then every head turned with eyes that dreamed of being the one/Who will dance on the floor in the round.”

Forget dancing. I’d rather fuck her. Although I’ll dance if that means fucking later. Or if I can just grab her tits. Or brush against them.

In the photo above, “Billie Jean seems to be saying, “Want some?” And, indeed, that’s what she is saying because seconds later in her scene today at SCORELAND, she’s getting her tits handled by a lucky guy and sucking his dick.

Now I can’t get that fucking song out of my head.

Nipple stimulation makes Sofia Damon feel good

February 29, 2024 by Elliot James Leave your thoughts

In today’s scene, Sofia Damon clips on nipple clamps for the extra breast stimulation when she rubs her pussy and plays with her squirting toy. Besides using her fingers to stimulate her nipples, Sofia enjoyed the sensations that the nipple clamps gave her.

When nipples clamps are removed, blood flows back into the nipples, releasing the “love hormone” oxytocin associated with orgasm. Experts say nipple clamps should be worn only for a short time.

Sofia used to sell mobile phones. This is better. “I have a special gift of big tits and I am grateful,” Sofia said. “I love going shopping in short dresses. When I go to the beach, I like to wear very small swimsuits.”

Sofia Damon gets nippy pleasure.


The magic of the great Brittany Andrews and her self-opening pussy

February 24, 2024 by Dave 2 Comments

No fingers necessary.

When today’s SCORELAND photo set and video of Brittany Andrews debuted at, I wrote, “More than 25 years after she last got naked in The SCORE Group studios, she’s back to show off her big tits, incredible body and magical, gaping pussy.” I don’t know why, but of all the things about Brittany that get me going, it’s her gaping pussy. I gotta admit it: I’m a sucker for self-opening pussies, the kind where you see pink before the girl even spreads her lips. It’s almost like the pussy comes ready to be fucked. “Here it is. I’m open for you. Fuck me.” If that sounds crude, well, I haven’t gone 23 years (my TSG anniversary is March 1) without being a bit of a perv. I consider it a job requirement.

For example, when somebody asks me why I like a photo or video, I sometimes hesitate. Am I supposed to say, “Well, I know it’s a good photo because it gave me a hard-on”? That doesn’t sound very scientific or professional. But it’s usually the case.

Of course, just because I don’t care for a photo doesn’t mean somebody else isn’t going to like it, and that’s where the science and professionalism come in. I mean, I’m not a big fan of hairy pussies, but that doesn’t mean you’re not going to see them in SCORE, Voluptuous or 40Something. And there are some models I like so much, you’d see them every issue if it was all about me, but it isn’t. I mean, would Alexis Silver Magazine really have a long shelf life?

Okay. Back to Brittany and her self-opening snatch. Brittany told us, “Physically, I would say my biggest assets are my expressive eyes and my voluptuous figure, including my curvaceous chest.”

Uh, Britt…I think you left something out, and it’s pink, gaping and juicy.